I think it is JayVegas' trip to Vegas
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Seaweed this is what got you in trouble last month posting meaning starting to many threads each day let's take a step back and take a walk around the block for three hoursComment -
It's going to be this one. Because as soon as I find the Admin thingie that lets me stop you from ever starting a new thread again, I'm all the frick over it and I expect to be showered with points and love and poster of the year from posters who are saying thank you.
ENOUGH NOW WITH THIS CRAP!!!!Comment -
Seaweed should be limited to 3 threads a week.Comment -
Thought this would be a good threadComment -
The one where I cut my hand.Comment -
One lf not the bestComment -
This one:
Almost Fukked My Aunt Last Night
[COLOR=#000000 !important]Originally posted on 12/27/2008:
I ain't big time???
Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................
Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.
Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.
I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.
Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????
Fuk her
Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.
Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old
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Diggity, yes.
Just spit coffee on my desk.
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lol wtf
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easily the thread when Gold is running around with his rooster hanging out while he is looking for robyn and bread
those were good days
found it semi-erotic i didComment -
Probably not my place to say but, I think this is a tremendous thread
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Paco`s MYSPORTS.
Made 56 units blindly tailing bases one summer.
How can any thread not related to GAMBLIN` and WINNIN` be in consideration?Comment -
Fly me & Paco's threads are top two threads here.Comment
