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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    Top 5 Weirdest Posters at SBR
    1. Antibet

    2. Auto Donk

    3. Tony_Come

    4. Smoke

    5. Sunshine90
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    We are all weird and outcasts guy
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    • blackHIPPY
      SBR MVP
      • 10-01-14
      • 3973

      #3
      Originally posted by jjgold
      We are all weird and outcasts guy
      real shit
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      • Smoke
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #4
        stop
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        • Jayvegas420
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-09-11
          • 28213

          #5
          Let's make a sorter list & name the normal guys.
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          • opie1988
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-12-10
            • 23429

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            We are all weird and outcasts guy
            real shit
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            • DiggityDaggityDo
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-30-08
              • 81450

              #7
              Weeder what do you mean by weird?
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                to include me on the list, he obviously defines weird as "someone the opposite of Seeweed; someone who actually gets laid without having to post phony computer-generated instant messages as evidence of what a poon hound he is; someone who posts photos of himself without wearing a black hood to conceal his lizard eyes and huge beak; someone who doesn't pose at least three inane questions to the forum each day, etc etc etc."

                for example, this is seeweed's evidence of him getting laid; here's what weeder posted to show he's got game (anyone can get this message within seconds of loggin' in to most any porn site):


                here's what The Donk posted to show himself closing the deal:


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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                  Weeder what do you mean by weird?
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    and my post got nominated BEFORE I added the photographic evidence of weeder the loser vs. Donk the Closer.....
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                    • gauchojake
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 09-17-10
                      • 34116

                      #11
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                      • PittsburghPlayer
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-11-10
                        • 6760

                        #12
                        Donk is a funny fukker. Want on list !!!

                        will settle or be happy to be included in top 100...

                        antibet might be douche, so I could be wrong !!

                        i am douche sometimes... want on list !
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #13
                          Donker, nice ass!
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                          • gauchojake
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 09-17-10
                            • 34116

                            #14
                            Sarunas not on list = fail
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              weeder in action:

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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                next Bash, let's see this matchup:



                                VS.




                                after it's over, I'll fashion myself a new pair of cowboy boots out of his reptilian skin;

                                and mount his beak over the mantel of my fireplace......
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                                • Seaweed
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 01-19-12
                                  • 26318

                                  #17
                                  LOL i would destroy Donk

                                  Guy is a twig

                                  No class posting naked photos

                                  No respect

                                  Failed lawyer
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                    LOL i would destroy Donk

                                    Guy is a twig

                                    No class posting naked photos

                                    No respect

                                    Failed lawyer
                                    Nice ass though.
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      at least I didn't post this shit......



                                      and what's up with those f'n eyes.....?

                                      \

                                      a pose from Lizard Man's closest inter-species relative, showing similar pose/shot from same angle:

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                                      • Seaweed
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 01-19-12
                                        • 26318

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                        at least I didn't post this shit......



                                        and what's up with those f'n eyes.....?

                                        \

                                        a pose from Lizard Man's closest inter-species relative, showing similar pose/shot from same angle:

                                        I'm naturally fierce

                                        My eyes once starred down a tiger
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Solving the Mystery of SeeWeed.....

                                          after much careful study and analysis; including gathering input from some of the most well-respected herpetologists in the world, we have solved the "mystery of seeweed".....

                                          setting aside the obvious irony and double entendre of the experts needed to determine wtf weeder actually is being called something that starts with the term "herpe", we have now gathered a consensus as to wtf was really hiding behind that hooded black mask......




                                          most tellingly, look at the size of the dangerous beaks.....

                                          and those weird shaped pupils are a definite give away........
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                                          • USCPHILLYGUY
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-15-12
                                            • 21746

                                            #22
                                            Donker in rare form
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                                            • PanamaBrad
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 03-22-11
                                              • 717

                                              #23
                                              Donk can answer this question from the ethics portion of the Bar. "A client has inadvertently paid you $300 too much! Yes or no, Do you tell your partners?"
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43558

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                I'm naturally fierce

                                                My eyes once starred down a tiger
                                                as usual, weeder full of shit.....

                                                we obtained the video of young weeder allegedly "staring down a tiger".....

                                                here's how it really went down (young weeder is the annoying punkass kid in the orange shirt):



                                                definitely recognize him as he cries out "MOMMY CAN WE GO NOW?!?!?!?"
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  Years, later, weeder traveled the world, hoping to avenge the utter embarrassment, ridicule, teasing and bullying he suffered as a kid after he ran like a little a bitch from a lame tiger behind glass.....

                                                  ultimately, he found himself in India, where after downing 3/4 of a beer, he found himself drunk and full of false courage at the New Dehli Zoo..... He jumped into the tiger pit, but like Ron Burgandy after jumping into the grizzly exhibit at the Whale's Vagina Zoo, he immediately regretted his decision...

                                                  Weeder can be seen, after first pleading with the tiger to spare his life, trying to convince the tiger -- through some sort of downward fanning motion -- to roll over and let weeder blow him in return for not mauling weeder to death.....

                                                  the tiger seems to consider the offer, but after assessing weeder's lack of attractiveness, decides to go a different route..... so, without spoiling the outcome of the situation, I'll just roll the tape:

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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43558

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PanamaBrad
                                                    Donk can answer this question from the ethics portion of the Bar. "A client has inadvertently paid you $300 too much! Yes or no, Do you tell your partners?"
                                                    wow, that's a hard one.....

                                                    and the reason I'm a solo practitioner......
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                                                    • JAKEPEAVY21
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 03-11-11
                                                      • 29321

                                                      #27
                                                      seaweed absolutely buried

                                                      don't blame him for abandoning the thread
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                                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-03-12
                                                        • 53970

                                                        #28
                                                        Sunshine90 is no longer with us





                                                        fukkin AutoDonk






















                                                        that ass tho
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                                                        • Seaweed
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 01-19-12
                                                          • 26318

                                                          #29
                                                          What happened to Sunshine90???
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                                                          • RubberKettle
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-28-09
                                                            • 6421

                                                            #30
                                                            Auto Donker taking things to a new level
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                              Sunshine90 is no longer with us

                                                              fukkin AutoDonk


                                                              that ass tho

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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43558

                                                                #32
                                                                ....
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                                                                • Auto Donk
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                                  • 43558

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-03-12
                                                                    • 53970

                                                                    #34
                                                                    god only knows what Autodonk has been attempting to post
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                                                                    • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 05-08-14
                                                                      • 14988

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "This thread produced some disturbing results."
                                                                      -MoMoneyVaughn, 2014
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