to include me on the list, he obviously defines weird as "someone the opposite of Seeweed; someone who actually gets laid without having to post phony computer-generated instant messages as evidence of what a poon hound he is; someone who posts photos of himself without wearing a black hood to conceal his lizard eyes and huge beak; someone who doesn't pose at least three inane questions to the forum each day, etc etc etc."
for example, this is seeweed's evidence of him getting laid; here's what weeder posted to show he's got game (anyone can get this message within seconds of loggin' in to most any porn site):
here's what The Donk posted to show himself closing the deal:
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#9
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Weeder what do you mean by weird?
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#10
and my post got nominated BEFORE I added the photographic evidence of weeder the loser vs. Donk the Closer.....
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gauchojake
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-17-10
34116
#11
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PittsburghPlayer
SBR Hall of Famer
01-11-10
6760
#12
Donk is a funny fukker. Want on list !!!
will settle or be happy to be included in top 100...
antibet might be douche, so I could be wrong !!
i am douche sometimes... want on list !
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#13
Donker, nice ass!
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gauchojake
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-17-10
34116
#14
Sarunas not on list = fail
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#15
weeder in action:
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#16
next Bash, let's see this matchup:
VS.
after it's over, I'll fashion myself a new pair of cowboy boots out of his reptilian skin;
and mount his beak over the mantel of my fireplace......
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#17
LOL i would destroy Donk
Guy is a twig
No class posting naked photos
No respect
Failed lawyer
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#18
Originally posted by Seaweed
LOL i would destroy Donk
Guy is a twig
No class posting naked photos
No respect
Failed lawyer
Nice ass though.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#19
at least I didn't post this shit......
and what's up with those f'n eyes.....?
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a pose from Lizard Man's closest inter-species relative, showing similar pose/shot from same angle:
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#20
Originally posted by Auto Donk
at least I didn't post this shit......
and what's up with those f'n eyes.....?
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a pose from Lizard Man's closest inter-species relative, showing similar pose/shot from same angle:
I'm naturally fierce
My eyes once starred down a tiger
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#21
Solving the Mystery of SeeWeed.....
after much careful study and analysis; including gathering input from some of the most well-respected herpetologists in the world, we have solved the "mystery of seeweed".....
setting aside the obvious irony and double entendre of the experts needed to determine wtf weeder actually is being called something that starts with the term "herpe", we have now gathered a consensus as to wtf was really hiding behind that hooded black mask......
most tellingly, look at the size of the dangerous beaks.....
and those weird shaped pupils are a definite give away........
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USCPHILLYGUY
SBR Posting Legend
12-15-12
21746
#22
Donker in rare form
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PanamaBrad
SBR Wise Guy
03-22-11
717
#23
Donk can answer this question from the ethics portion of the Bar. "A client has inadvertently paid you $300 too much! Yes or no, Do you tell your partners?"
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#24
Originally posted by Seaweed
I'm naturally fierce
My eyes once starred down a tiger
as usual, weeder full of shit.....
we obtained the video of young weeder allegedly "staring down a tiger".....
here's how it really went down (young weeder is the annoying punkass kid in the orange shirt):
definitely recognize him as he cries out "MOMMY CAN WE GO NOW?!?!?!?"
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#25
Years, later, weeder traveled the world, hoping to avenge the utter embarrassment, ridicule, teasing and bullying he suffered as a kid after he ran like a little a bitch from a lame tiger behind glass.....
ultimately, he found himself in India, where after downing 3/4 of a beer, he found himself drunk and full of false courage at the New Dehli Zoo..... He jumped into the tiger pit, but like Ron Burgandy after jumping into the grizzly exhibit at the Whale's Vagina Zoo, he immediately regretted his decision...
Weeder can be seen, after first pleading with the tiger to spare his life, trying to convince the tiger -- through some sort of downward fanning motion -- to roll over and let weeder blow him in return for not mauling weeder to death.....
the tiger seems to consider the offer, but after assessing weeder's lack of attractiveness, decides to go a different route..... so, without spoiling the outcome of the situation, I'll just roll the tape:
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#26
Originally posted by PanamaBrad
Donk can answer this question from the ethics portion of the Bar. "A client has inadvertently paid you $300 too much! Yes or no, Do you tell your partners?"
wow, that's a hard one.....
and the reason I'm a solo practitioner......
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JAKEPEAVY21
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-11-11
29321
#27
seaweed absolutely buried
don't blame him for abandoning the thread
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#28
Sunshine90 is no longer with us
fukkin AutoDonk
that ass tho
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#29
What happened to Sunshine90???
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RubberKettle
SBR Hall of Famer
12-28-09
6421
#30
Auto Donker taking things to a new level
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#31
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Sunshine90 is no longer with us
fukkin AutoDonk
that ass tho
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#32
....
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#33
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#34
god only knows what Autodonk has been attempting to post
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#35
"This thread produced some disturbing results."
-MoMoneyVaughn, 2014