What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas, Unless It's STDs. then it it Leaves!

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  • SBR Breadman
    SBR High Roller
    • 09-04-12
    • 145

    #1
    What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas, Unless It's STDs. then it it Leaves!
    Been to Sin City recently? Bang out a one-night-stand after a fun day cruising the strip? Better hit the clinic for a blood test and some Penicillin NOW!

    Apparently Las Vegas is in the midst of the worst Syphilis outbreak in YEARS. Doctors are blaming the advent of sexual promiscuity brought on by the rise of casual sex available through social media outlets!

    I was pretty sure that this disease had been eradicated years ago ... but apparently, in Vegas, it is still going strong. Doctors suggest that if you have recently had casual sex in Sin City, you should get tested ('cause that shit does not, in fact, stay in Vegas!)

    With a Vegas-area 128% increase since 2015 alone (and it's only March!), don't forget to strap on that Jimmy-Hat!
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    condoms are for sissies!

    show some balls and bareback dem hos!!!!
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    • SBR Breadman
      SBR High Roller
      • 09-04-12
      • 145

      #3
      I guess if one has decent health insurance and is willing to go get a Z-Pack ASAP, then more bare-back power to ya!
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        I order those damn things by the dozen from India..... the price-fixed US health care market is a sham..... same reason Viag cost 17-25 a pop here, while on .85 cents in india.....

        illegal antitrust market manipulators.... price - fixing, price gouging americans!!!!
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        • compaqDikk
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-08-05
          • 5699

          #5
          Originally posted by Auto Donk
          I order those damn things by the dozen from India..... the price-fixed US health care market is a sham..... same reason Viag cost 17-25 a pop here, while on .85 cents in india.....

          illegal antitrust market manipulators.... price - fixing, price gouging americans!!!!
          donkey which pharm you use?

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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #6
            Next time I hook up with a girl in Vegas I'ma be like...

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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              Originally posted by compaqDikk
              donkey which pharm you use?

              Canadian something or another.... healthcare mart

              the one without the urinal in the middle of the room
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #8
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                Canadian something or another.... healthcare mart

                the one without the urinal in the middle of the room
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  I was wondering why my shit was beginning to look like a "zombie dong"

                  I thought I was just getting older
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                  • BrickJames
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-05-11
                    • 9749

                    #10
                    I banged a black hooker out there about a month ago. Felt amazing
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                    • SBR Breadman
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 09-04-12
                      • 145

                      #11
                      It's crazy right!?You can buy out Kanye West with that kind of money so that he doesn't release his new album!
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                      • SBR Breadman
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 09-04-12
                        • 145

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BrickJames
                        I banged a black hooker out there about a month ago. Felt amazing
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