When my stepson saw me laughing hysterically at a thread in which seeweed's infamous "hooded wonder" photo was published, he looked over my shoulder asked "who the fuk is that? or, better yet, what the fuk is that?"
To which I responded, just some dumbass attention-seeking whore on SBR. He asked was it a human, or some sort of reptile with a menacing beak?
I told him I wasn't sure, and he then asked if he could blow up the photo and put it on a poster board and take it to school for show and tell (he's in the third grade).
Curious as to how a classroom of thrid-graders would react to the infamous photo, I got it done for him..... a huge blow-up of this:
Of course, in the back of my mind I was a bit concerned as to how it would go over at school for him, and sure as shit about 9:15 this morning, right after show and tell, the home phone and my cell phone start ringing off the hook, with teachers and school administrators demanding that I get my ass up to the school to pick up my stepson, who's now expelled for a week for literally terrorizing an entire classroom of third graders.....
we had wrapped the posterboard blow-up of the thing pictured above in plain brown wrapper, so that noone could see it prior to show and tell, and when my stepson ripped the wrapper off the posterboard, children, particularly the young girls in the class, began to scream, cry and run out of the class room in terror as if somebody had gone straight-up Columbine on the place......
thanks a million, weeder......
edit/update: now several f'n Harris County Constables are on the scene and, having seized the hideous blow-up, are threatening to charge me with a crime as well, for "aiding and abetting in the inciting of terroristic mayhem in a school zone".... just f'n wonderful.....
To which I responded, just some dumbass attention-seeking whore on SBR. He asked was it a human, or some sort of reptile with a menacing beak?
I told him I wasn't sure, and he then asked if he could blow up the photo and put it on a poster board and take it to school for show and tell (he's in the third grade).
Curious as to how a classroom of thrid-graders would react to the infamous photo, I got it done for him..... a huge blow-up of this:
Of course, in the back of my mind I was a bit concerned as to how it would go over at school for him, and sure as shit about 9:15 this morning, right after show and tell, the home phone and my cell phone start ringing off the hook, with teachers and school administrators demanding that I get my ass up to the school to pick up my stepson, who's now expelled for a week for literally terrorizing an entire classroom of third graders.....
we had wrapped the posterboard blow-up of the thing pictured above in plain brown wrapper, so that noone could see it prior to show and tell, and when my stepson ripped the wrapper off the posterboard, children, particularly the young girls in the class, began to scream, cry and run out of the class room in terror as if somebody had gone straight-up Columbine on the place......
thanks a million, weeder......
edit/update: now several f'n Harris County Constables are on the scene and, having seized the hideous blow-up, are threatening to charge me with a crime as well, for "aiding and abetting in the inciting of terroristic mayhem in a school zone".... just f'n wonderful.....
??? That is too complicated, where does your penis go? Left two? Right two?
