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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Just when you thought...... See the lastest craze!!!!
    Just when you thought you'd seen women reach the absolute bottom of the low self esteem barrel, and figured there was no way pathetic women with no or extremely little self esteem had done everything humanly possible to fuk up their bodies in a failed attempt to feel better about themselves, the bottom falls out of the barrel yet again, and descends further into the cesspool of even lower self esteem.... THE RESULT???? we now have:

    OL' THREE TITS!!!!!



    That's right.... Somehow these hos convinced themselves that "if two big fake is good, three must be even better!!!"

    Setting aside for a second the fact that these hos can now get that double titty fuk fantasy fulfilled without two dudes having a "3/4 gay sword fight" on their pathetic chests due to only having one cleavage area that both cranks have to slide back and forth within, having seemingly gay male to male contact, this has to be the new all-time low.....
















    Truthfully, three doesn't do it for me..... I now need at least four on one chest to get me there....

    or maybe two rows of three, for a total of six.....

    then put two on her back, so i can grab while ramming doggystyle without having to strain my arms and lower my rpm's by reaching around.....

    maybe even add one more on the back, beneath the other two, right at the top of her crack, so I can aim for the nipple on this 9th tit overall with the moneyshot.......

    the possibilities are endless.....

    someday soon I'm sure I'll be marvelling at some skank who managed to have 36 implanted on her body in a variety of places, formations, designs, etc......
  • Kermit
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-27-10
    • 32555

    #2
    That's called the Total Recall.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      Originally posted by Kermit
      That's called the Total Recall.
      obviously, the "designer bra" market just got a 33% increase in business, too

      and, I used to wonder what I was gonna do with my collection of nipple tassels accumulated by ho's forgetting one at my place, or losing one in the sheets somewhere, only to have me find them after they left DonkLand....

      well, now, once some of these Triple Tits roll thru, I can match up sets with the extras from my collection.....
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      • The Kraken
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        • 12-25-11
        • 28918

        #4
        Originally posted by Auto Donk
        obviously, the "designer bra" market just got a 33% increase in business, too
        50%
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by The Kraken
          50%
          I intentionally put the obviously wrong number in there just so rudy rue tigger could bust my balls about how bad my math is again......
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            after getting a laff at the thought of tons of implanted on a babe, I gave it some serious thought.... a whole ring of small, firm, perky b's around the entire waist, like a sexy belt of , might be pretty f'n sharp lookin' and fun to play with.....

            up around the hips, curving down to the top of the muff, curving down to her ass crack...

            kind of like those sexy tribal tats that went all the way around a babe's waist.....

            better get an appoointment with a plastic surgeon in l.a. for the wife on our trip out west this summer, when I'll confront the infamous Bay Boys......

            those sexy tribal "belt" tats.... wish they hadn't gone outta style:









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            • The Kraken
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              • 12-25-11
              • 28918

              #7
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              I intentionally put the obviously wrong number in there just so rudy rue tigger could bust my balls about how bad my math is again......
              Fair point but you missed the obvious, not a snowballs chance in hell that Rudy would've caught that

              He's about as bright as a burnt out bulb

              Nice tats btw
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                in addition to practicing law, shooting wetbacks and trophy deer, bangin' more chicks than wilt chamberlain, I also used to draw lower back tribals for half the swinger crowd in H-town..... (a few saw the one I drew for my sidekick at the time, it was so bad ass, they started chuckin' down $200 a pop for me to draw em something sexy...., so they wouldn't have to go with the standard shit (cat eyes, butterflies, same ol shit with some tribal around it that was available in all the shops around h town)....

                used to be a trip to go into a big house party and see my artwork bouncing up and down to the left and to the right......
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                • rkelly110
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                  • 10-05-09
                  • 39691

                  #9
                  I'll bet you win 99.9% of your cases. Man, if you talk like you type, that poor judge couldn't get a word in edgewise.
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                  • The Kraken
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-25-11
                    • 28918

                    #10
                    Originally posted by rkelly110
                    I'll bet you win 99.9% of your cases. Man, if you talk like you type, that poor judge couldn't get a word in edgewise.


                    I've actually considered going to law school for the sole reason of being appointed a judge in Houston, just to get more Donk in my life
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      some rapper, I believe it was little wayne, took a line of mine.....

                      "whoever is fukkin' her, ain't fukkin her right, cause she's acting like she needs more Donk in her life"
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