Validation That I am A Womanizer and Could Get Action If I Wanted To

[Seaweed]

I was just posting on SBR and chilling when my messaging starts blowing up. So all you who make fun of me or say I have a big nose take this in as validation

http://m.imgur.com/Dk5MWMh?r

[Seaweed]

A lot of jealous posters in shock i see

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Saer post the picture she sent you.

[GUMMO77]

A lot of jealous posters in shock i see

No doubt, brotha.

The posters were so jealous they couldn't even reply to your post so you had to bump it two hours later just to show these fuks what a man you are.

The mail is delivered, right?

BOOM!

[turtlejc]

Unfortunately that is an ad spam at the top of Pornhub mobile

good try tho

[Jeffie]

No doubt, brotha.

The posters were so jealous they couldn't even reply to your post so you had to bump it two hours later just to show these fuks what a man you are.

The mail is delivered, right?

BOOM!

[unde0087]

pathetic

[Antibet]

[jjgold]

failed

[FlipsideRM]

Impressive. I wish I had a milf that would come suck me dry right now

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

failed

Impressive. I wish I had a milf that would come suck me dry right now

Flipper you are better than that.

Also, I once had this debate with my Irish friend who had claimed to bang a milf. My problem was that she was 23.

Is milf an age thing? Or merely the fact she has children? I contend it is an age thing. He contends it's merely the fact she has kids. I disagree that a woman can be 23 and be a milf, despite what the acronym actually stands for.

Thoughts?

[FlipsideRM]

Flipper you are better than that.

Also, I once had this debate with my Irish friend who had claimed to bang a milf. My problem was that she was 23.

Is milf an age thing? Or merely the fact she has children? I contend it is an age thing. He contends it's merely the fact she has kids. I disagree that a woman can be 23 and be a milf, despite what the acronym actually stands for.

Thoughts?

Age thing, because I've definitely banged a couple "milfs" if it weren't.

one time my best friend and I were visiting Miami and rented a little condo. My friend goes outside to help our neighbor with her groceries, she had to be about mid 40s, fake , pretty hot. The next thing I know, he walks into her place with grocery bags and doesn't come out for 30 minutes. Fuked her silly, I was jealous mo I want a milf of my own

[Auto Donk]

I was just posting on SBR and chilling when my messaging starts blowing up. So all you who make fun of me or say I have a big nose take this in as validation

http://m.imgur.com/Dk5MWMh?r

Hey dumbass, log into xvideos.com or xxxcliphunter.com, and within seconds you'll have a similar "message" pop up on your screen from some milf, or miraculously, some bitch that's totally into whatever category of porno clips you happened to be lookin' at, who lives only 3-4 miles away from you and is ready for action......

dumb fuk.......

[Smoke]

Donker knows

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Age thing, because I've definitely banged a couple "milfs" if it weren't.

one time my best friend and I were visiting Miami and rented a little condo. My friend goes outside to help our neighbor with her groceries, she had to be about mid 40s, fake , pretty hot. The next thing I know, he walks into her place with grocery bags and doesn't come out for 30 minutes. Fuked her silly, I was jealous mo I want a milf of my own

Don't be jealous flipper. Old women are... weird. I do not look forward to being 40. I am not into older women. I don't really see the appeal. I had the chance once but turned it down cuz she was a coworker who was like 38 and was horribly unhappy with her husband with whom she had two young children. She was actually pretty hot and a gymnast but honestly I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

Her views of married life amounted to an industrial wasteland a lá Eraserhead.

Scared the fuk out of me.

[jjgold]

Seaweed you lost all cred here

Take 3 weeks off and until you show us a real video of you I doubt anyone takes you serious

[Covy]

I'm more likely to drink a glass served by bill Cosby than to believe this guy

[Seaweed]

Guys this is embarassing

It wasn't real.

I went to respond and my computer froze and ads popped up.

Its a SCAM

[FlipsideRM]

Wel..shit

[Auto Donk]

duh.... read my post above....

quit jerking off to porn on line and those fake pop-up instant messages from local women actually wanting something to do with you will be a thing of the past!

only reason she said she was a "milf" who wanted to blow you was you were watching porn of some skanky milf suckin' some old loser's crank

if you'd been watching midget babes fuk a goat, she'd have said something like "I'm only 4'8" tall and love fukkin' goats, and am only six miles away, what are you doing later today?"

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

It was all fake?

I am hurt.

[stackz125]

duh.... read my post above....

quit jerking off to porn on line and those fake pop-up instant messages from local women actually wanting something to do with you will be a thing of the past!

only reason she said she was a "milf" who wanted to blow you was you were watching porn of some skanky milf suckin' some old loser's crank

if you'd been watching midget babes fuk a goat, she'd have said something like "I'm only 4'8" tall and love fukkin' goats, and am only six miles away, what are you doing later today?"

Lmaoooo

[FlipsideRM]

Donk for some reason my intuition tells me you've seen that message beforeb

[The Giant]

Amazing detective work by some of the SBR's finest being able to prove once and for all Seaweed makes up stories on the Internet.

Finally, after all these years. We have the concrete evidence we need to run him off the site.

This is a victory today, men.

[packerd_00]

Don't be jealous flipper. Old women are... weird. I do not look forward to being 40. I am not into older women. I don't really see the appeal. I had the chance once but turned it down cuz she was a coworker who was like 38 and was horribly unhappy with her husband with whom she had two young children. She was actually pretty hot and a gymnast but honestly I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

Her views of married life amounted to an industrial wasteland a lá Eraserhead.

Scared the fuk out of me.

You don't need the husband coming looking for you either,thats never good.

[Auto Donk]

Donk for some reason my intuition tells me you've seen that message beforeb

I'll let General Patton speak for me on this matter:

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Amazing detective work by some of the SBR's finest being able to prove once and for all Seaweed makes up stories on the Internet.

Finally, after all these years. We have the concrete evidence we need to run him off the site.

This is a victory today, men.

He's not that kinda guy. Kind of a bitch. Iv'e met him. I probably have a foot and 40 pounds on him.

[packerd_00]

You met Seaweed face to face.

[cashin81]

You met Seaweed face to face.

he wears a mask at all times

[cashin81]

this is his sunday mask.

[packerd_00]

he wears a mask at all times

Yeah I think Mo is pulling are leg.

[The Giant]

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