U deserve to get kidnapped & robbed if

[megamillionslose]

your standards are so low you hire this scary lookin' THOT off Backpage to service u! http://www.fortthomasmatters.com/201...rs-nabbed.html

[VeggieDog]

Is that the whale from the cover of SI?

[NYRin09]

How about the author trying to protect the victims name throughout the article "victim from Pomeroy, Ohio".... Then just casually name drops his last name in the last paragraph