Reach back and grab some sack!!!!!!

[Auto Donk]

Dear Forum:

Although your Valentine will eventually want to "amp things up a bit" after traditional passionate love making, making out during missionary, etc., etc., gets a tad bit boring, and will want to take you in her favorite position, (doggy style), DO NOT yell out the phrase above once you change to that position.

Tonight/tomorrow night are the two times all year where the phrase is not acceptable.

Okay, maybe after midnight during round 3. ; )

Sincerely,

Ms. Donk

[gauchojake]

Thanks for the advice ms donk

[Auto Donk]

While Ms. Donk is reapplying make up for our now revised-reservation time of 8:45 pm (7 fell to the wayside about 6:15 due to the inevitable result of her mid-day lingerie show); she had more sage Valentine's weekend advice.....

As I was laffing about someone's comment about Alabama Hot Pockets in another thread, she said tell those guys "AHP's are definitely off limits this weekend, and EVERY WEEKEND!!!!"

AD/MS. DONK

HAVE FUN, I'M DONE HERE FOR THE NEXT 14-16 HRS.....

[jjgold]