There's a creep poking around my yard at night - whats the best way to catch this guy

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  • Johnnythunder
    SBR MVP
    • 11-25-10
    • 2161

    #1
    There's a creep poking around my yard at night - whats the best way to catch this guy
    Some weird guy in the neighborhood is poking around my house. What's the best way to catch this creep? Any particular security system you recommend? where I should place it so he doesnt know its there? Any advice is appreciated.
  • VeggieDog
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-21-09
    • 7214

    #2
    Louisville Slugger if you'd like him to live. Smith & Wesson if you don't.
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    • BrickJames
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-05-11
      • 9749

      #3
      Ebay item number;

      291116303068
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      • BrickJames
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 05-05-11
        • 9749

        #4
        I have a few they work. When it goes off run outside and start kickin a$$
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        • Kermit
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 09-27-10
          • 32555

          #5


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          • Optional
            Administrator
            • 06-10-10
            • 61672

            #6
            Originally posted by Johnnythunder
            Some weird guy in the neighborhood is poking around my house. What's the best way to catch this creep? Any particular security system you recommend? where I should place it so he doesnt know its there? Any advice is appreciated.
            Maybe making it obvious as hell is a way to make him keep away.
            .
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            • Johnnythunder
              SBR MVP
              • 11-25-10
              • 2161

              #7
              I'd like to catch him messing with my stuff w/o him knowing about the camera. He already messed with my car. I'd like for him to be arrested.
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              • GunShard
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-05-10
                • 10031

                #8
                Turn on very bright lights pointed at your front yard and driveway during the night.
                Let's see if that scares him away.
                Though your electric bill might be higher for a while.
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                • BrickJames
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 05-05-11
                  • 9749

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Johnnythunder
                  I'd like to catch him messing with my stuff w/o him knowing about the camera. He already messed with my car. I'd like for him to be arrested.
                  If you catch him creeping around on your property in the middle of the night you can probably beat the shit out of him and get him arrested. 💡
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                  • downsouth
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-13-11
                    • 11580

                    #10
                    Best way to get creepy guy to stop coming around is probably to stop sexually servicing him every time he puts his junk on your window.
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                    • JMon
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-11-09
                      • 9800

                      #11
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                      • AUSTINRUSSELL
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 09-11-15
                        • 440

                        #12
                        Get a trail camera put it on a tree.
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                        • tomallen123
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 02-01-14
                          • 179

                          #13
                          Is he bald ?
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                          • stevenash
                            Moderator
                            • 01-17-11
                            • 65641

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Johnnythunder
                            What's the best way to catch this creep?
                            Mr. Twelve Gauge ftw
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                            • JMon
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-11-09
                              • 9800

                              #15
                              Kermit...I'd figured you would appreciate that one being your pugs
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                              • Johnnythunder
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-25-10
                                • 2161

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AUSTINRUSSELL
                                Get a trail camera put it on a tree.
                                whats a trail camera?
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                                • Kermit
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 09-27-10
                                  • 32555

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JMon
                                  Kermit...I'd figured you would appreciate that one being your pugs
                                  That was funny.
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                                  • High3rEl3m3nt
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-28-10
                                    • 8022

                                    #18
                                    Not sure if you have a chainsaw, but take the chain off. Get that thing running and chase him. Problem solved.
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                                    • High3rEl3m3nt
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-28-10
                                      • 8022

                                      #19
                                      You are doing time if you shoot someone prowling around outside and your life is not in danger.
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                                      • Ralphie Halves
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-13-09
                                        • 4507

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by High3rEl3m3nt
                                        You are doing time if you shoot someone prowling around outside and your life is not in danger.
                                        Sadly, he's right (depending on the state I think). You can shoot in the air just to let him know you see him. Should do the trick.

                                        The leg trap idea is a good one though. Don't cut your grass, so it's kind of hidden. Even if he sees it in time, it's going to F with him so bad he won't come back.
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                                        • rkelly110
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 10-05-09
                                          • 39691

                                          #21
                                          Install motion detector lights. They make motion detector driveway alarms which will alert you inside if there's
                                          motion outside. Report to the cops there's someone coming around. They will patrol. Security cameras.

                                          I'm sure you aren't the only one this guy is harassing. Your neighbors are too. Sounds like a crack head looking
                                          for easy targets.
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            the question is why is he doing it??
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                                            • RiverRaid
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-19-07
                                              • 2279

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Johnnythunder
                                              Some weird guy in the neighborhood is poking around my house. What's the best way to catch this creep? Any particular security system you recommend? where I should place it so he doesnt know its there? Any advice is appreciated.
                                              It sounds like you already caught him. Stop being a pussy and go outside and ask him what the penetrate is he doing. Also what jj said.
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                                              • tomallen123
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 02-01-14
                                                • 179

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                the question is why is he doing it??
                                                the question is why are YOU doing it jjgold?
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                                                • KVB
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 05-29-14
                                                  • 74817

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
                                                  Sadly, he's right (depending on the state I think). You can shoot in the air just to let him know you see him. Should do the trick.

                                                  The leg trap idea is a good one though. Don't cut your grass, so it's kind of hidden. Even if he sees it in time, it's going to F with him so bad he won't come back.
                                                  In California you would get screwed with this stuff. Shooting a firearm in the air in most cities will get you fukked.

                                                  And if some guy steps onto you property, wanted or not, and he hits something like a bear trap, he can sue and will win.

                                                  Leaving a bear trap in the tall grass, and my personal favorite...a 2 X 4 with nails sticking upward, will unfortunately make you guilty of negligence.

                                                  You just can't protect the castle like you used to be able to.

                                                  Now, like I read elsewhere in this thread, it sounds like the OP already caught the guy, now kick his ass.

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                                                  • AUSTINRUSSELL
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 09-11-15
                                                    • 440

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Johnnythunder
                                                    whats a trail camera?
                                                    A camera hunters put in the words to catch pictures of animals or deer or whatever. They are sold at tons of stores and are camo and made to blend with the tree. They will take pictures anything moves past it.

                                                    Do a quick google search of trail cam.
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