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I'm mean seriously...if you're a woman how can you not tell when your snatch has a foul odor?!...As KVB knows, when all else fails, there is always the ole' reliable finger sniffing test.....
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and let's not forget former German Soccer coach Joachim Low!...
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This thread reminds me of the worst sexual experience of my life.... ready to bang this girl.... I pull her yoga pants down.... she's all willing and ready. The most god awful smell just exploded in my face... mind you... I'm not even near her cooch.... it smelled like a GD dumpster. I was so surprised by all of this... it totally took me by surprised... because this chick was at least an 8 in looks out of 10. Skinny banging body...
I'm like sh## what to I do??? I literally walked out of the room.... with her bottoms down... and just pretended I had to take a phone call. lol I think she got the hint.... put her clothes back on and left.
As a woman... how on earth can you leave your home smelling like that??? Like go get your sh## checked out.
I can't even describe the odor. It's something I never smelled before. Very horrid. That's why I never forgot about her lolComment -
OMG - this is the funniest shit I have ever read in my entire life and I've lived a long, long time. I am in fukkking tears. Grown man tears.Distroya!..I remember your friend's wife made the news a few years back!...
Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus
Dodai Stewart
11/05/10 12:34pmFiled to: TRUE CRIME
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Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia is facing assault and weapons charges after she showed up at her estranged husband's door with a knife and demanded of him and another man: "Eat my pussy."
Melissa Lee "commenced to undress herself," according to the police report,obtained by The Smoking Gun. Danny Williams "declined said invitation," but the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he "agreed to perform at her request." Um. Here's what happened next:However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."Surely you will find this shocking, but when the deputy arrived on the scene, all three of these people appeared to be intoxicated, and Melissa was naked from the waist down.
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your penetrating throat."
Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report [The Smoking Gun]
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Thankfully, I only had that happen a few times and I remember a couple of times, I went to the bathroom, got a rag with soapy water and proceeded to wash the cooch. I plainly said, "your cooch is a bit ripe tonight". "I normally would lick you to ecstasy but you're going to have to freshen up that snatch the next time." All sticking and no licking tonight.
Usually when it smells that bad, they most likely have a yeast infection.
Has anyone ever been to India? Everyone smells bad there, even the beautiful women. They rarely shower and use their hands to wipe their ass. Plus the bad breath will blind you. Entire cities smell like bad curry chicken. The luxury hotels douse the entire place with crazy chemicals to mask the stench but then you can't even breathe with all the toxic fumes. Man, I wish I had wore masks back then.Comment -
I once had an acquaintance I drove around for $$$. Probably one of the smelliest people left on Earth. He hadn't showered in a few decades (not a lie). The other people that lived with him in the group home confirmed he never took a bath or a shower. He claimed he used a sponge over the sink. But, many there thought he just ran the water so they thought he was washing up because the stench never left him.
Him having an alcohol problem and smoking cherry cheyennes only made the stench worse. After a few drives, I used this stuff they put on your car seats at mechanic shops. This plastic stuff. I got tired of buying that stuff and eventually went to these gigantic painting tarps. After every trip, I would wash the painting tarps.
He only made one comment one time the first time. He said, what is this? I said, I'm just trying to keep my car seats clean and new.....but he never asked why the driver seat didn't have the same material.
I offered to take him to a Tigers game, with good seats, give him $100 for beer, etc. if he took a real shower and his roommates confirmed it. He got angry and hung up the phone. His roommates state that he is literally afraid of water and soap. Its as if he's an alien and water would kill him (like that Mel Gibson movie).
Every time you mentioned water or soap he would hang up on you or run away.
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Your best friend has to smell it. What does he say? Everyone just make believe? Awful.Comment -
You gotta have a bidet, especially if you're a chic. Wiping ass with toilet paper is so medieval. That's why their ass smells rancid, all those years of buildup. Start using a bidet, it does wonders for your ass.Comment -
I know who you're talking about. She was actually super clean... right after me.... she met this guy and they got married... they have 2 kids together already. lol I have a history of sending women to the altar right after you date me. lol Works like a charm. There's about 12 girls who I banged.... and literally weeks after me... that got involved with another guy and got married. lol too funny.Comment -
I've witnessed something similar back in my early-mid 20's. Woman dating one of my friends. Friend breaks up with her. Within 6 months other friend in group of friends is with her. 2 instances for certain. They both married those women. I guess the one guy just broke her in for the other and then "true" love was born...........
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