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  • Buffalo Nickle
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    • 11-12-14
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    #36
    Originally posted by Auto Donk
    re: sophia vergara being the "winner".....

    yah, "winner" until she opens her mouth (and words come out of it)

    had to put that qualifier on the end there, for if she's just opening her mouth so my crank can be jammed into it, with no words spoken, she ranks hi on the chart.....

    has one of the most annoying voices/accents of all time.... even fran dresscher cringes when this ho speaks....

    only way to deal with this ho is in her "native language"......
    Really? I don't like her. But wow she is really smokin without as much makeup.
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    • smokenjoke
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      • 10-16-12
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      #37
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      • Auto Donk
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        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #38
        beautiful girl, just annoying as shit with that over the top accent.....

        had a girl from spain i used to tag, she'd try and dirty talk in English, saying lame shit like "you make me feel so NAAHHH-SSTTEEEE!!! I love being nnnaaahhhhssstteeeeeee with you...." etc etc etc....

        one night she started that shit, and I said, "just speak to me that way in Spanish"..... I came within a minute of her doing so......
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        • smokenjoke
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          • 10-16-12
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          #39
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          • will2survive
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            • 11-26-09
            • 8099

            #40
            They wouldn't be a MILF to me (44 years old), but Vanessa Marcil and Stacy Dash are nearing 50 and hot as hell. I'll take it a step further. Christie Brinkley is like 62 and has always beautiful! I only post links. Someone can look for their pictures.
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            • will2survive
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              • 11-26-09
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              #41
              Originally posted by smokenjoke
              This is D. Wade's woman---she's got a good 9 or 10 years on him.
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              • Buffalo Nickle
                SBR MVP
                • 11-12-14
                • 3228

                #42
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                beautiful girl, just annoying as shit with that over the top accent.....

                had a girl from spain i used to tag, she'd try and dirty talk in English, saying lame shit like "you make me feel so NAAHHH-SSTTEEEE!!! I love being nnnaaahhhhssstteeeeeee with you...." etc etc etc....

                one night she started that shit, and I said, "just speak to me that way in Spanish"..... I came within a minute of her doing so......
                That picture ain't no fluke either. She is a goddess without make-up. Holy smoke.

                Giselle Bundschen voice kills her looks for me too. Even in Portuguese.
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                • packerd_00
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                  • 05-22-13
                  • 17811

                  #43
                  Originally posted by JIBBBY
                  She's a 100 years old. That's some serious Granny action right there..
                  I still like her,f@ck it.
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                  • packerd_00
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-22-13
                    • 17811

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    I think good ol Tony Montana summed this ho up quite well back in 1983..... from what I see, not much has changed since then.....

                    here's how Tony put it, word for word:

                    "Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been ****** in a year!"

                    that look, and those "minus-A cup" , and of course the blonde hair, have her sitting outside DonkLand, on the curb.... while that Beckinsale babe rides high in the saddle a few stories overhead........
                    Kate Beckinsale would get on my nerves very fast,with that irritating accent.
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                    • teaserpleaser
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                      • 08-14-08
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                      #45
                      Originally posted by smokenjoke
                      Sophia viagra Is no joke
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                      • teaserpleaser
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                        • 08-14-08
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                        #46
                        Originally posted by packerd_00
                        Kate Beckinsale would get on my nerves very fast,with that irritating accent.
                        shes pretty damn hot though like stop la traffic hot... With our population and every 20 something pretty girl in their little Midwestern or southern Podunk town flocking out her... That's saying something. I saw her in Hollywood once she turned heads which isn't easy to do in Hollywood .
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                        • paco
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                          • 05-07-09
                          • 62873

                          #47
                          Surprised Halle berry didn't make it yet
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                          • DwightShrute
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                            • 01-17-09
                            • 103420

                            #48
                            Originally posted by paco
                            Surprised Halle berry didn't make it yet
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                            • packerd_00
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                              • 05-22-13
                              • 17811

                              #49
                              Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                              shes pretty damn hot though like stop la traffic hot... With our population and every 20 something pretty girl in their little Midwestern or southern Podunk town flocking out her... That's saying something. I saw her in Hollywood once she turned heads which isn't easy to do in Hollywood .
                              She's pretty hot I wont bullshit you,but I dont know I like the one's that seem more down to earth, she's fun to look at and all but still.
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                              • smokenjoke
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                                • 10-16-12
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                                #50
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                                • reigle9
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                                  • 10-25-07
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                                  #51
                                  That black girl isn't a day over 19.
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                                  • Auto Donk
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                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #52
                                    exhibit "A" in the case for always, always having an over-sized ball-gag at your bedside when you manage to pull ms. vergeras out da club:



                                    note to scrubs: her team is the NY "Yiants".....

                                    yes, with a "Y"

                                    I'd play a loud soundtrack of nails scratching chalkboards before trying to have a conversation in English with her......
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                                    • DwightShrute
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                                      • 01-17-09
                                      • 103420

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                      exhibit "A" in the case for always, always having an over-sized ball-gag at your bedside when you manage to pull ms. vergeras out da club:



                                      note to scrubs: her team is the NY "Yiants".....

                                      yes, with a "Y"

                                      I'd play a loud soundtrack of nails scratching chalkboards before trying to have a conversation in English with her......
                                      that was hilarious

                                      thanks for sharing.
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                                      • smokenjoke
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                                        • 10-16-12
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                                        #54
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                                        • TheMoneyShot
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                                          • 02-14-07
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                                          #55
                                          Always wondered what are the odds finding a hot 40+ woman? Has to be very hard.
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                                          • smokenjoke
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                                            • 10-16-12
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                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                            Always wondered what are the odds finding a hot 40+ woman? Has to be very hard.
                                            How bout her TMS¿
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                                            • smokenjoke
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                                              • 10-16-12
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                                              #57
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                                              • DwightShrute
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                                                • 01-17-09
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                                                #58
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                                                • leetreaper
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                                                  • 10-23-10
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                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by smokenjoke
                                                  Why would you post this ugly jew skank in this great thread???
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                                                  • The Giant
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                                                    • 01-21-12
                                                    • 21480

                                                    #60
                                                    Finally! A decent thread in the Saloon...

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                                                    • smokenjoke
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                                                      • 10-16-12
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                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by leetreaper
                                                      Why would you post this ugly jew skank in this great thread???
                                                      Wasn't looking at creed but more 0f the beauty. You pour your own poison!!!
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                                                      • smokenjoke
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                                                        • 10-16-12
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                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by The Giant
                                                        Finally! A decent thread in the Saloon...

                                                        Bigg Upps!!!
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                                                        • Fidel_CashFlow
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                                                          • 12-03-12
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                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by DwightShrute

                                                          she still looks good , something about her, always has been.
                                                          I can remember shamefully beating off when she bent over on her tv show she had
                                                          man o man , us men are disgusting creatures .
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                                                          • smokenjoke
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                                                            • 10-16-12
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                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by leetreaper
                                                            Why would you post this ugly jew skank in this great thread???
                                                            Why would hate¿ You been a bit absent but wanna hate¿ no wonder y but thinking y. You gay¿
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                                                            • smokenjoke
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                                                              • 10-16-12
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                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                              she still looks good , something about her, always has been.
                                                              I can remember shamefully beating off when she bent over on her tv show she had
                                                              man o man , us men are disgusting creatures .
                                                              Actually didn't think you lil peepz be interested on BIGG PEEPZ, here's more your M.O.
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                                                              • TiredPro
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                                                                • 01-17-12
                                                                • 672

                                                                #66
                                                                Patiently waiting for Jennifer Anniston. Someone please post.
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                                                                • bigtymer56
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                                                                  • 07-31-12
                                                                  • 4742

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                  exhibit "A" in the case for always, always having an over-sized ball-gag at your bedside when you manage to pull ms. vergeras out da club:



                                                                  note to scrubs: her team is the NY "Yiants".....

                                                                  yes, with a "Y"

                                                                  I'd play a loud soundtrack of nails scratching chalkboards before trying to have a conversation in English with her......
                                                                  Wow...she survived an encounter with Pill Cosby
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                                                                  • rpesi9955
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                                                                    • 08-08-15
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                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by smokenjoke
                                                                    Tittytwister



                                                                    Winners
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                                                                    • trobin31
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                                                                      • 01-09-14
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                                                                      #69
                                                                      I hope all these ladies are doing their Kegel exercises, or you can imagine making sexy time is like doing it to a glass of water.
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                                                                      • packerd_00
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                                                                        • 05-22-13
                                                                        • 17811

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                                        Always wondered what are the odds finding a hot 40+ woman? Has to be very hard.
                                                                        I don't think so,their still some tasty older broads. Variety's the spice of life mate.
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