Dear Santa.....Naughty

[AchillesTG]

Dear Santa:

I'm writing to tell you that I was really naughty this year.
It was well worth it and I loved it!

You fat, judgmental bastard!


Merry Christmas to all!

[rkelly110]

Dear Achillies:

Don't forget, I KNOW when you are sleeping. If you wake up missing an ear, I did it.

Extra cookies will nullify your bad boy behavior.

Merry Christmas to you also.

Santa

[agendaman]

dear santa I am a degenerate gambler I never attend g.a. meetings I love my addiction if you get stuck in the chimnry tough luck love ya santa p.s I got an absolut lock for you

[innovation]

dear santa

please cause air force one to disappear with buck Ofama, Hillary, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, there are others but I can't be greedy.

oh and forgive Achilles for his racial memes that we laugh at.