I know its long but just watch and learn. This guy is the yoda of break-ups
And that's how its done
And that's how its done
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So good. The timing for me is great too. Long read, but if you're bored....
Met a girl that was vacationing here in Vegas, and messed around with her. Thought that was probably it, and just told her to get at me on FB and let me know if she was ever back in town, and I would let her know if I was in her town, yadda yadda. I have a few in the ol stable that played out the same way. Even met up with one of them.
She then goes on to contact me through text or email every day since, which was unexpected. I did get to know her, and really liked who she was, and I don't really think too highly of most of the women I talk to, so this was nice. Kept my distance emotionally over this time, since I had spent all of two hours with her in person, and I was drunk the whole time. I was still more than happy to keep talking to her. She also kept saying how she wants to come back down here and go to California with me, and how I should come see her.
She has a small lake house she goes to on the weekend. She was mentioning it yesterday, and said "we" instead of "I", so I asked who she went with, thinking nothing of it. She said she went with her boyfriend. Turns out I am the "Thomas Rue". She said she really wanted to keep talking to me but would understand if I wanted to drop her altogether. I told her that we didn't need to be talking every day, I don't even do that with legit girlfriends, but to stay in touch every week or so if she wanted until the day comes where she is single again.
It just never crossed my mind that a girl with a boyfriend would be contacting me every single day like that. She didn't seem like trash either, I (usually) have a great radar for that. Very smart, determined, multi-dimensional woman. But like every woman, there's always something, isn't there?
Anyway, my goal is to stay in touch with her, without having to dedicate any real time to her. Never throw away free ass. I do have a pretty strong moral compass, which is why this whole thing is not okay with me -- but I'm not stupid. If she becomes single again, I plan on spending some real time with her and maybe she'll get really attached to me. Then after she gets close, I'll tell her that I don't date women that cheat. If this fantasy scenario does play out like I described, I can't wait to drop that little bomb and watch her fall apart. I may take my phone and film me putting it in her b-hole beforehand just for leverage so she doesn't try to retaliate. Who knows, it's only been a day. My sick little mind can go just about anywhere with this.Comment -
that guy's accent is really thick, wish there were subtitles with the vid because his plan was at least somewhat creative.
he kinda lost the plot at the end though when he broke out the dildos and started mouthing them.
based on the awful hard trance he was playing, it's pretty clear those two spent most of their time together tweaking and freebasing. nothing lasting can ever come from such an environment.
the girl is foul looking and pure white trash with the tattoos on her forearms, total crackhead.. at least he's free of that, but a murder-suicide here would've been more appropriate for such filth.Comment -
Nice read ralphie and hope after seeing this you add some dimensions to your little plan. Let us know once you've put it on YT
Not much you can do chief. Skanks gonna skank. Just don't let it change your opinion of all females cos there are some good ones out there.
She probably would've called Thomas straight after too and he would've been like
So many tips taken away from watching this. I liked that he filmed the house before and the condition it was in (he even said she was prone to bouts of craziness) and him leaving the house etc afterwards to protect his arse.
The use of dildo commentary was also noteworthy...
Guy is a true hero to all males out there...Comment -
mounting dildos???? gotta admit, breaking up in DonkLand never involved that.....
didn't have time to watch the vid, did he try to convince her he was like bruce jenner to get her to leave? a firm "Get the fuk out, and lose my fk'n number" usually does the trick, without having to take a rubber donger up the ass......Comment -
Yeah good vid but I wanted to see her react more. And singing into dildos at the end was odd.Comment -
She never caught on to the Roxette song at the 11 min mark either, which was funny.Comment -
finally saw the vid; was good, tho it would have been nice to see more of her reaction, as GL said.....
wonder if he stole the sex toys from her house, so she couldn't use them without him any longer...... had an ex who said her first husband did that to her when they divorced, cut up all the rubber dongers, crushed the vibrators, etc.....
in hindsight, i'm kinda glad he did, because had she had all those f'n toys, she wouldn't have been out lookin for what I supplied her with for the next two and a half years......Comment -
meh, doesnt deserve 7 million views.... is that around £5000?Comment -
IMO, that guy has too much time on his hands...way too much effort and borderline creepy, stalking behavior....dude comes off as a fukkin nut and psycho...and don't get me started on those dildo's at the end...He then tells everyone he's gotten over her cheating but yet goes to ridiculous extremes over a breakup...the funny part is that they were just engaged and not even married!...its not like they were getting a divorce where things could get real ugly in a courtroom...then and only then, would I go to extremes like that man...otherwise, do what Donk said and tell her to get the fuk out and don't let the door hit her ass on the way out and be done with it!...
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Maybe he's trying to embarrass her by showing her dildos to everyone on youtube. But he should have explained it. When he doesn't say anything about that afer ALL the talking he did earlier in the vid, it is like he is saying, "singing into a dildo is just the appropriate thing to do at a time like this."Comment