I'm impressed by the optimism Women display

[scumbag]

consider this: when a woman dates/marries/whatevs a guy, she is dating the person most likely to kill her. yet she displays this unbelievable optimism by saying, "well... maybe he won't kill me."

any women on the board? check-in. do these thoughts even cross your mind, or am i just a weirdo?

[PharaohUB]

https://youtu.be/UTULoJlD_V4?t=2m20s

[scumbag]

oh... this is already a thing. funny bit!

jim jefferies "stole" my bit about the "coke wank". i was doing that joke back in my early 20's (10 years ago).

[Auto Donk]

fuk all that hibbity bibbity schwibbity set forth above in this thread....

just be impressed with their fukkin' they display......