OT: Another great reason to date MEN

[ronald]

Everything is always split down the middle (no pun intended).

First dates never awkward when the check comes.

No real gold diggers in the gay community.

+EV

[leetreaper]

[FlipsideRM]

Saloon please

[pavyracer]

If you're dating men because you want the restaurant bill split money is the least of your problems.

[ronald]

I am OFFENDED that this was put in the SALOON.

Is SBR homophobic?

[Ralphie Halves]

I tell every girl I date that I'm not monogamous before we go out. I get the same benefits you just listed, and I don't have to date dudes.

[actiondan]

Plus when you fuuck, you get schmutz on your schvantz!

[BennyBigNuts]

I am OFFENDED that this was put in the SALOON.

Is SBR homophobic?

Yeah
Go tweet and post on fbook how SBR is discriminating against the peter-puffers
This shit doesn't even belong in the saloon
It belongs in the private zone where nobody will read it
If you truly are a butt-pirate, you would know you're born a fairy and there's no reason to sit here and try and persuade a male to change teams.
So, looks like your crush on the guy waiting tables at Applebee's should be ended immediately. He likes the Vag.
It was salooned because it's not sports related princess.

[ronald]

I tell every girl I date that I'm not monogamous before we go out. I get the same benefits you just listed, and I don't have to date dudes.

Failure to properly set expectations early on is what lands guys in shitty relationships.

Sharp post.

[ronald]

Yeah
Go tweet and post on fbook how SBR is discriminating against the peter-puffers
This shit doesn't even belong in the saloon
It belongs in the private zone where nobody will read it
If you truly are a butt-pirate, you would know you're born a fairy and there's no reason to sit here and try and persuade a male to change teams.
So, looks like your crush on the guy waiting tables at Applebee's should be ended immediately. He likes the Vag.
It was salooned because it's not sports related princess.

I like sucking and being sucked.

I like to kiss.

[recon1]

Friends don't let friends smoke poll, unless it's a willing female.

[Auto Donk]

Everything is always split down the middle (no pun intended).

First dates never awkward when the check comes.

No real gold diggers in the gay community.

+EV

and here I was thinking it was going to be the "endless aftertaste of shit in your mouth after blowing your lover after he pulls out of your hiney."

as for that last term, think Brick Tamlin.......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I like sucking and being sucked.

I like to kiss.

[Da Manster!]

OP makes a valid point...why settle for a stinky, slimy, pus*y when you can have a big, thick, clean dick?!...

[Auto Donk]

OP makes a valid point...why settle for a stinky, slimy, pus*y when you can have a big, thick, clean dick?!...

clean at first, perhaps, but what do you do when he decides to ATM* you and comes at your pie hole with a "corn encrusted chocko-stick surprise" that even Chef Gordon Ramsey would have to admire?!?!?!?!?


*ATM is short for "Ass to Mouth"; as in your gay lover pulling his prong out of your greazy, half-digested Del Taco filled man pussy, ie, your nasty sewer of a kum-filled asshole, and immediately inserting said shit-covered prong into your willing, eager mouth, without any rag wiping or cleansing of any type whatsoever, leaving you to deal with whatever you might have had for lunch six hours earlier on your own

[bostonbruins]

Pretty sure there's golddiggers from every angle

[Da Manster!]

clean at first, perhaps, but what do you do when he decides to ATM* you and comes at your pie hole with a "corn encrusted chocko-stick surprise" that even Chef Gordon Ramsey would have to admire?!?!?!?!?


*ATM is short for "Ass to Mouth"; as in your gay lover pulling his prong out of your greazy, half-digested Del Taco filled man pussy, ie, your nasty sewer of a kum-filled asshole, and immediately inserting said shit-covered prong into your willing, eager mouth, without any rag wiping or cleansing of any type whatsoever, leaving you to deal with whatever you might have had for lunch six hours earlier on your own

point well taken, Donkster....however what about interracial sex when Tyrone was fuking Sheila?!..."Throttle my insides with your ebony shaft!!"..Sheila exclaimed!...Tyrone started grunting uncontrollably and he pulled out his black shaft just in the nick of time as it erupted like Mount Vesuvius and spewed out thick, custard like strands of molten man slime unto the small of Sheila's back!

[jjgold]

\

epic

Ronnie your a card

[Auto Donk]

Pretty sure there's golddiggers from every angle

very astute observation.....

just ask bruce jenner, he's got a whole flock of trannies hangin' out at his pad leaching off his old ass at any given time....

[ronald]

Clearly lots of closet bisexuals in this thread.

Those who protest the most often have the most to hide.....

Remember Congressman Foley?

[ronald]

clean at first, perhaps, but what do you do when he decides to ATM* you and comes at your pie hole with a "corn encrusted chocko-stick surprise" that even Chef Gordon Ramsey would have to admire?!?!?!?!?


*ATM is short for "Ass to Mouth"; as in your gay lover pulling his prong out of your greazy, half-digested Del Taco filled man pussy, ie, your nasty sewer of a kum-filled asshole, and immediately inserting said shit-covered prong into your willing, eager mouth, without any rag wiping or cleansing of any type whatsoever, leaving you to deal with whatever you might have had for lunch six hours earlier on your own

You're a twisted individual, but I bet you were ERECT whilst writing this!

[bostonbruins]

[TheSchafe]

I tell every girl I date that I'm not monogamous before we go out. I get the same benefits you just listed, and I don't have to date dudes.

This. Thread over.

[Auto Donk]

You're a twisted individual, but I bet you were ERECT whilst writing this!

nah, no erection.... i've never been big on scat.....

did have one kinked out girlfriend who loved golden showers..... just never was a thing of mine......

[jjgold]

Classic

Automan


Guy is very graphic

[scumbag]

Gay friend used to say, "best thing about being gay... You double your wardrobe."

I thought that was a particularly "faggy" reason.

My only beef with the gays is how they gentrify poor neiborhoods

[recon1]

Gay friend used to say, "best thing about being gay... You double your wardrobe."

I thought that was a particularly "faggy" reason.

My only beef with the gays is how they gentrify poor neiborhoods

I thought you've also admitted to being into homosexual activities? are you just using friend as second person of yourself?

[scumbag]

Oh, yes, clearly talking about me. I'm sure they're are lots of thai trannies who are 6'4'' 250 and have men's clothing I can wear.

As Ronald has pointed out: nobody is as homophobic as you if they haven't sucked a dick.

I'm completly comfortable, that's why I can laugh about having ****** a tranny in the ass while being hopped up on Thai meth.

You're an uptight douche; that's probably why you're a conservative.

I live life. I've ****** hookers and done drugs and four penetrating continents. You probably go to Branson.

[recon1]

Oh, yes, clearly talking about me. I'm sure they're are lots of thai trannies who are 6'4'' 250 and have men's clothing I can wear.

As Ronald has pointed out: nobody is as homophobic as you if they haven't sucked a dick.

I'm completly comfortable, that's why I can laugh about having ****** a tranny in the ass while being hopped up on Thai meth.

You're an uptight douche; that's probably why you're a conservative.

I live life. I've ****** hookers and done drugs and four penetrating continents. You probably go to Branson.

I've been to all four corners of earth doing things you wouldn't even comprehend, but yes I've never consumed illegal narcotics and had sodomy with another man. Yeah, i must have missed out.

Look, if smoking pole is your thing then keep on keeping on smokie

[scumbag]

It's not "my thing". It sounds like it's your thing though. Otherwise you wouldn't care. It doesn't affect your life.

[scumbag]

I'd bang that tranny again if the circumstances were identical. It was the same as fcking a girl in the ass. And "she" was pretty hot, outside of sporting a rooster.

[scumbag]

I've been to all four corners of earth doing things you wouldn't even comprehend, but yes I've never consumed illegal narcotics and had sodomy with another man. Yeah, i must have missed out.

Look, if smoking pole is your thing then keep on keeping on smokie

You went in the military? Like the white-trash cliche you are?

[blackHIPPY]

I'd bang that tranny again if the circumstances were identical. It was the same as fcking a girl in the ass. And "she" was pretty hot, outside of sporting a rooster.

lmao

[Booya711]

I've been to all four corners of earth doing things you wouldn't even comprehend, but yes I've never consumed illegal narcotics and had sodomy with another man. Yeah, i must have missed out.

Look, if smoking pole is your thing then keep on keeping on smokie

[BrickJames]

Ronald have you ever considered that gays have been chosen for extinction due to the fact they do not reproduce?