Bed not made?

[BrickJames]

So I come home tonight after losing thousands of dollars and hanging out at the sloppiest clubs I'm being the biggest jerk in the world, and I f****** realize that my bed is not made? Why is my bed not made? Because I had sex with a w**** on Friday night and this morning decided I would be a decent individual and wash my own sheets. Normally I tell my Maid to change the sheets on my bed and the guest beds twice a month when she comes no pun intended. But for some reason I woke up this morning feeling like a champ I was going to wash my own sheets and make my own bed the only problem is after I put the sheets in the washer, I left the house and completely forgot about them so that brings me back to the beginning of the story. I get home tired as s*** in my f****** bed is not made. You might ask why I didn't make a bed when I took the sheets off? Well I had to act out about 3 levels. And by the time I got to the main level I started watching TV and forgot about the s*** it wasn't until I came home drunk as a skunk and wanting to just go to bed at 5 o'clock of the morning that I realize that my bed was all tore apart and remembered the reason that I pay dumb whores to take care of my home because when I tried to do it myself i screw it up. So after spending the last half hour making my bed I just wrote this post with talk to text on my phone and now I'm going to bed goodnight SPR

[snapperman2]

Thanks for sharing this important information with the SBR community.

[BrickJames]

I think i might need to quit drinking

[KVB]

cool story bro.

Seriously, I laughed a bit at the rant, and then you mentioned talk to text right before "goodnight SPR"



Stay safe Brick.

[downsouth]

I have a cleaning lady to. A little older but has some huge .

[sshz]

So you slept in ***-stained sheets for the night????

[BrickJames]

So you slept in ***-stained sheets for the night????

No if you read the post I manned up and made my own bed

[BrickJames]

So you slept in ***-stained sheets for the night????

But i slept in em on Saturday night lol

[Salam]

would like to see a bigger picture of BrickJames' avatar.

[GUMMO77]

I have a cleaning lady to. A little older but has some huge .

In Miami we had a really attractive Guatemalan cleaning lady. Here, we have two run of the mill white women. Major downgrade

[BrickJames]

In Miami we had a really attractive Guatemalan cleaning lady. Here, we have two run of the mill white women. Major downgrade

Gummo it's just like my buddy said the maid is for cleaning the house and prostitutes are for having sex if you hire them both separately you'll save a lot of money lol

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Gummo & TC obviously fantasizing about going all Ben Affleck with the domestics

[GUMMO77]

Gummo it's just like my buddy said the maid is for cleaning the house and prostitutes are for having sex if you hire them both separately you'll save a lot of money lol

Gummo & TC obviously fantasizing about going all Ben Affleck with the domestics