Post Your Blonde Joke Here

b1slickguy · 09-19-15, 01:53 PM

Nice one, KLC.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell cuz she has the grenade in her mouth.

The Kraken · 09-19-15, 03:41 PM

Can we now focus on the fact that blondes are usually freaks in the sack

I have theory, we (society), with our blonde jokes, have given blonde females a complex that they feel they have to overcome, by taking it up the ass a few times.

We won boys

captrobey · 09-19-15, 05:27 PM

What so you call a brunette between 2 Blondes ?

An Interpreter

Isaiah · 09-19-15, 08:21 PM

If it's okay to tell blonde jokes then it should be okay to tell nappy haired black jokes right? Here's a few knee slappers for you all! http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALL...page_0001.html

Mr KLC · 09-19-15, 09:28 PM

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innovation · 09-19-15, 09:53 PM

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

cutter341975 · 09-19-15, 10:09 PM

Whats a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Once they are on their backs..they are fuked.

Da Manster! · 09-19-15, 10:28 PM

Q:Why do blondes wear panties?
A: to keep their ankles warm!

Q:What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: Once on their backs, they're both screwed!

Bostongambler · 09-20-15, 06:43 AM

3 blondes walked into a bar. You would think the 3rd would of ducked.

Da Manster! · 09-20-15, 08:05 AM

A brunette, redhead, and blonde were about to be executed for murder in front of a firing squad...all three of them are blindfolded and have their hands tied behind their backs...the officer says the brunette will be the first to go...he commands.."READY!...AIM!..."...and the brunette yells out..."HURRICANE, HURRICANE!!!"...everyone gets all frantic and while they do that, the Brunette unties herself, takes off the blindfold, and then makes her escape....once order has been restored, the officer says it's the redheads turn....He barks..."READY!..AIM!..."...and the redhead yells out "TORNADO, TORNADO!!!"...everyone gets all frantic and while they do that, the redhead unties herself, takes off the blindfold, and then makes her escape....last but not least, it's the blondes turn....the officer says..."READY!...AIM!..."...and the blonde yells out..."FIRE, FIRE!!"