Ass licker

[badgerguy]

Post here if you have licked ass or had it done to you? Thoughts?

Ive be done both. More recently did the giving. She really enjoyed it and made her orgasm more intense. I will partake again. Had it done to me a few years ago. It's a good feeling. Have her jerk you off at the same time.

Overall great experience.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I've done both. I enjoyed receiving more than giving. Asian girls at the massage parlors will lick your ass like its a chocolate ice cream cone.

[badgerguy]

Yea def liked receiving more. But fuk she came so damn hard when I was giving. I'm a sucker for giving big orgasms.

[actiondan]

Nah, cant get mine clean

[mpaschal34]

Post here if you have licked ass or had it done to you? Thoughts?

Ive be done both. More recently did the giving. She really enjoyed it and made her orgasm more intense. I will partake again. Had it done to me a few years ago. It's a good feeling. Have her jerk you off at the same time.

Overall great experience.

You mean, have her play the rusty trombone.

[TheMoneyShot]

I have a question...

Is anyone showering like 5 minutes before this happens???

Or is this after a long 8 hour shift at work?

[badgerguy]

Prefer shower and scrub before hand myself. Others might not care?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Nah, cant get mine clean

Why not?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I have a question...

Is anyone showering like 5 minutes before this happens???

Or is this after a long 8 hour shift at work?

Money, yeah, shower right before is prefered. For both parties.

[jayfly]

I have a question...

Is anyone showering like 5 minutes before this happens???

Or is this after a long 8 hour shift at work?

Dont worry money, if you cant even handle a normal smelling vag you sure as hell aint going nowhere near the bung hole

[The Kraken]

I have a question...

Is anyone showering like 5 minutes before this happens???

Or is this after a long 8 hour shift at work?

Theres a funny thread across the street, GL, where Blitty touches on this topic. If I remember correctly, he tossed an overly ripe, post 12 hour shift salad one day, dingleberries and all, and then the girl dumped him

Im sure Im way off and Archie can fine tune the details but thats how I remember it

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Dingleberries?? Aw fuk man.

[chipper]

Nothing like getting your salad tossed !!

[The Kraken]

Dingleberries?? Aw fuk man.

12 hour old, sweaty dingleberries.

Let me see if I can dig that one up

[Fidel_CashFlow]

ahhhh good ole Ass Eating
monumentally complex subject.
the distinction from one ass to another....
there is an actual formula involved you must "crack" before deciding to eat ones ass

Formula below

[TheMoneyShot]

Dont worry money, if you cant even handle a normal smelling vag you sure as hell aint going nowhere near the bung hole

And of course I have a story to tell....

So, this girl I was seeing about 5 years ago just got done working a 10 hour shift. She was horny... and I was horny. I'm over her place and she goes let me take a quick shower. And naturally I knew it was because she wanted me to eat her puss.

So... we're all making out and it begins.... everything smells beautifully sweet about this chick. I'm laying down... and I just tell her... hey... straddle my face. Fuk it... we're both drunk... so she sticks her box in my face... and we're 69'ing. Well... this is when this story takes a turn. All of a sudden... I'm noticing this dumpster/foul smell coming from her crotch area. But it's not her puss. As I'm going to town on that nice box... her ass cheeks spread open a tad... and opened her ahole... and this quick 3 second odor came out. As I'm continuing my duties on her... I'm quickly trying to calculate everything in my intoxicated brain.

The girl... never washed her ahole out. She washed every part of her body... but not her ahole. So... I take both my hands... and press both her ass cheeks together... so that foul odor from her ass can't escape towards my nostrils.... while eating her box.

I say to myself... why do I always get myself in this kind of mess for?

[Golf Fan 22]

Post here if you have licked ass or had it done to you? Thoughts?

Ive be done both. More recently did the giving. She really enjoyed it and made her orgasm more intense. I will partake again. Had it done to me a few years ago. It's a good feeling. Have her jerk you off at the same time.

Overall great experience.

are you sure that you are not gay? Why would you want to put your tongue anywhere near where poop comes out? Do you know you can get very sick from the bacteria in her anus? That is really gross. Do you kiss her afterward? Another thing why would you want her to lick your butt while she jerks you off? wouldn't it feel better just to have her perform a blow job or maybe just do traditional sex? I never expected to see a thread like this on a gambling forum but it makes me realize just how gross some people really are. Talk about bad breath!!!!!!!

[downsouth]

are you sure that you are not gay? Why would you want to put your tongue anywhere near where poop comes out? Do you know you can get very sick from the bacteria in her anus? That is really gross. Do you kiss her afterward? Another thing why would you want her to lick your butt while she jerks you off? wouldn't it feel better just to have her perform a blow job or maybe just do traditional sex? I never expected to see a thread like this on a gambling forum but it makes me realize just how gross some people really are. Talk about bad breath!!!!!!!

Don't knock it till you try it.

[bradthebloke]

had an older broad a few years back, she would call me over her place to specifically rim my ass. I thought it was weird but oh well. we would have sex as well but sometimes she would tongue the ass so long, i'd fall asleep. She stopped talking to me when she was scrolling through my phone and saw that I had changed her name in my contacts list from Elizabeth to Rimmer.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

are you sure that you are not gay? Why would you want to put your tongue anywhere near where poop comes out? Do you know you can get very sick from the bacteria in her anus? That is really gross. Do you kiss her afterward? Another thing why would you want her to lick your butt while she jerks you off? wouldn't it feel better just to have her perform a blow job or maybe just do traditional sex? I never expected to see a thread like this on a gambling forum but it makes me realize just how gross some people really are. Talk about bad breath!!!!!!!

No.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

had an older broad a few years back, she would call me over her place to specifically rim my ass. I thought it was weird but oh well. we would have sex as well but sometimes she would tongue the ass so long, i'd fall asleep. She stopped talking to me when she was scrolling through my phone and saw that I had changed her name in my contacts list from Elizabeth to Rimmer.

[swordsandtequila]

had an older broad a few years back, she would call me over her place to specifically rim my ass. I thought it was weird but oh well. we would have sex as well but sometimes she would tongue the ass so long, i'd fall asleep. She stopped talking to me when she was scrolling through my phone and saw that I had changed her name in my contacts list from Elizabeth to Rimmer.

[packerd_00]

And of course I have a story to tell....

So, this girl I was seeing about 5 years ago just got done working a 10 hour shift. She was horny... and I was horny. I'm over her place and she goes let me take a quick shower. And naturally I knew it was because she wanted me to eat her puss.

So... we're all making out and it begins.... everything smells beautifully sweet about this chick. I'm laying down... and I just tell her... hey... straddle my face. Fuk it... we're both drunk... so she sticks her box in my face... and we're 69'ing. Well... this is when this story takes a turn. All of a sudden... I'm noticing this dumpster/foul smell coming from her crotch area. But it's not her puss. As I'm going to town on that nice box... her ass cheeks spread open a tad... and opened her ahole... and this quick 3 second odor came out. As I'm continuing my duties on her... I'm quickly trying to calculate everything in my intoxicated brain.

The girl... never washed her ahole out. She washed every part of her body... but not her ahole. So... I take both my hands... and press both her ass cheeks together... so that foul odor from her ass can't escape towards my nostrils.... while eating her box.

I say to myself... why do I always get myself in this kind of mess for?

Im surprised you didn't puke all over her,that's just horrid.

[jjgold]

[Da Manster!]

I never get tired of Tim's (moneyshot) stinky gash/anus stories!...

[jayfly]

And of course I have a story to tell....

So, this girl I was seeing about 5 years ago just got done working a 10 hour shift. She was horny... and I was horny. I'm over her place and she goes let me take a quick shower. And naturally I knew it was because she wanted me to eat her puss.

So... we're all making out and it begins.... everything smells beautifully sweet about this chick. I'm laying down... and I just tell her... hey... straddle my face. Fuk it... we're both drunk... so she sticks her box in my face... and we're 69'ing. Well... this is when this story takes a turn. All of a sudden... I'm noticing this dumpster/foul smell coming from her crotch area. But it's not her puss. As I'm going to town on that nice box... her ass cheeks spread open a tad... and opened her ahole... and this quick 3 second odor came out. As I'm continuing my duties on her... I'm quickly trying to calculate everything in my intoxicated brain.

The girl... never washed her ahole out. She washed every part of her body... but not her ahole. So... I take both my hands... and press both her ass cheeks together... so that foul odor from her ass can't escape towards my nostrils.... while eating her box.

I say to myself... why do I always get myself in this kind of mess for?

So the only time you let a chick sit on your face is when your both drunk?

[TheMoneyShot]

So the only time you let a chick sit on your face is when your both drunk?

Eating out a box is a feeling out process. And 99% of the time... I'm not doing it. Girl has to be clean looking. Dress nice... lady like... and I'd go nuts on her box. But like I said... every box I get smells like a dumpster.

Only girl EVER I ate out before... the was Clean As A Whistle... like a damn Irish Spring Bar commercial was this 23 year old. I think she's about 26 now. I ate her box out for about 30 minutes. She was all into it... and I figured... fuk it... I'm going to bang her. I start rubbing my wood while eating her box... and she catches me rubbing it... from the reflection in the mirror. I have no idea why it freaked her out for? I think she just had the mindset that.... hey... I'm not letting this guy fuk me today. It's all I remember. I get up from eating her out... and ready to drive my wand in her... and she just gets up.... gets her clothes on... and leaves. Unfukking real.

[Golf Fan 22]

Eating out a box is a feeling out process. And 99% of the time... I'm not doing it. Girl has to be clean looking. Dress nice... lady like... and I'd go nuts on her box. But like I said... every box I get smells like a dumpster.

Only girl EVER I ate out before... the was Clean As A Whistle... like a damn Irish Spring Bar commercial was this 23 year old. I think she's about 26 now. I ate her box out for about 30 minutes. She was all into it... and I figured... fuk it... I'm going to bang her. I start rubbing my wood while eating her box... and she catches me rubbing it... from the reflection in the mirror. I have no idea why it freaked her out for? I think she just had the mindset that.... hey... I'm not letting this guy fuk me today. It's all I remember. I get up from eating her out... and ready to drive my wand in her... and she just gets up.... gets her clothes on... and leaves. Unfukking real.

thats pretty funny "every box i get smells like a dumpster"

what can they do about that? They need some type of wipes to freshen it up right? maybe just get some at wal-mart and keep them under your bed for next time.

[bradthebloke]

Eating out a box is a feeling out process. And 99% of the time... I'm not doing it. Girl has to be clean looking. Dress nice... lady like... and I'd go nuts on her box. But like I said... every box I get smells like a dumpster.

Only girl EVER I ate out before... the was Clean As A Whistle... like a damn Irish Spring Bar commercial was this 23 year old. I think she's about 26 now. I ate her box out for about 30 minutes. She was all into it... and I figured... fuk it... I'm going to bang her. I start rubbing my wood while eating her box... and she catches me rubbing it... from the reflection in the mirror. I have no idea why it freaked her out for? I think she just had the mindset that.... hey... I'm not letting this guy fuk me today. It's all I remember. I get up from eating her out... and ready to drive my wand in her... and she just gets up.... gets her clothes on... and leaves. Unfukking real.

Money, here's your solution. Next time youre pondering about eating the bush, finger her for awhile first as youre making out. Then, get her to turn her head somehow, ask her about some pictures on her wall, or say something like, hey are your blinds open... you know, something to get them to turn their head away from you. Then, when they do, unfinger her, take your fingers and smell them, if they smell ok, eat the bush

[BrickJames]

If im very attracted to her ill eat her ass after a long jog and a 20 hour shift.

Fit white girls pussys and asses taste like candy. Fact

[Itsamazing777]

Take a shower first. Get a shower with removable handle. Use high pressure massage setting. Very simple

[DiggityDaggityDo]

If im very attracted to her ill eat her ass after a long jog and a 20 hour shift.

Fit white girls pussys and asses taste like candy. Fact

Hmmm... you may be onto something here, Brick.

Maybe diet has a lot to do with it? Kinda like for us and eating pineapple to make our *** taste sweeter.

[tony_come]

Number 1 rule after shower dry your shit

[TheMoneyShot]

Money, here's your solution. Next time youre pondering about eating the bush, finger her for awhile first as youre making out. Then, get her to turn her head somehow, ask her about some pictures on her wall, or say something like, hey are your blinds open... you know, something to get them to turn their head away from you. Then, when they do, unfinger her, take your fingers and smell them, if they smell ok, eat the bush

I have a question. What happens when you're dry humping her with the panties on.... and there's an odor? Should you walk away quickly??? Or would you still pound her with your rod? I say the foreplay is out of the question... and its DTF action time.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Number 1 rule after shower dry your shit