Who Wore It Better????

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Who Wore It Better????
    recently we caught a glimpse of the vapid, shallow, mudsharking Kim Kardashian out and about, at the VMA awards (how could we not catch a glimpse of her fat ass, as it's rather huge, so big it can be seen from miles away; damn near has its own zip code -- in fact, it's damn near impossible not to see it if she's in the same city as you are, no matter what direction you might happen to be looking).

    She was clad in some sort of canvas tent (no doubt designed by that idiot she's married to, Koonye)........ fashionistas around the world were thus presented with the age-old question of "who wore it better"?

    well, now you can decide for yourselves (I'm convinced that Koonye designed this when he was even higher than he was at the VMA's, where he gave that idiotic speech):
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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    a little better view of da ho's trunk:
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      trailblazers that Koonye and kim are, REI, Academy and Gamber Mountain are all selling out of tents and industrial size/strength zippers.....
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        haha...... the attention seeking blimp raids a "group selphie" at the vma's.....

        good thing she was able to plod down to the group and stop her ass's momentum, otherwise she'd have bowling balled the group, knocking them over and sending them flying like those plastic bowling pins we all played with as kids........

        Chris Berman on the call, "she's bumbling, rumbling, stumbling......."

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        • Ghenghis Kahn
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-02-12
          • 19734

          #5
          wow she's a bbw now.
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          • Roadtrip635
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-07-10
            • 6129

            #6
            that girl on the right looks horrified and rightfully so.
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            • Fidel_CashFlow
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-03-12
              • 53970

              #7




              how in the fukk , or why in the fukk did she do this Donk
              no way she left the house THINKING she looked good !!!!
              and of course Kanye didnt bother to tell her she looked like shit
              cuz he was too busy staring at his own reflection in the mirror the whole time
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Originally posted by Roadtrip635
                that girl on the right looks horrified and rightfully so.
                my thoughts exactly, like seeing brontosauras coming at you, possibly to eat you she's so f'n big.........
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                • louisvillekid
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-14-07
                  • 9262

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Roadtrip635
                  that girl on the right looks horrified and rightfully so.
                  I thought exact same thing as soon I looked at pic. too funny.
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                  • hankcream
                    SBR MVP
                    • 06-30-10
                    • 2048

                    #10
                    Good God did she implant Bruce's left over male parts into her ass. It's enormous
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                    • OTL
                      SBR MVP
                      • 03-08-10
                      • 2433

                      #11
                      Nice fat suit. Bit early for Halloween though.
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        Originally posted by OTL
                        Nice fat suit. Bit early for Halloween though.
                        stylish fat suit......... I just noticed the cool front pockets on her thighs.....

                        stylish AND functional, as they are, I'm sure, stuffed with kibble for her to snack on in between meals.....
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          when koonye came out with that "all day all day" shit, I did'nt realize he was rappin about how long it would take to rub his crank over every part of her giant fat ass......

                          guess i should listen to the lyrics closer....

                          "how long it take yo fat ass to walk up the stairs?"
                          "all day, all day!!!"
                          "how long dat fat ass of yo's crush foldin' chairs?"
                          "all day, all day!!!"
                          "how long dat cellulite smother my pubic hairs?"
                          "all day, all day!!!"
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Its a matter of time her husband leaves her
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              jj, i think he's already goin' behind her back, esp with that young thing in france he was producing with......

                              knowing how careless he is, he'll wind up "producing" offspring with the french connection.....

                              i will give him credit for doing it on another continent at least

                              and knowing her, she'll wait til he drops another album, makes 50 M, and another cologne, then strike for the divorce

                              she's such an attention whore she'll probably wait til her ass doubles in size from what it is now, then apply to be the 51st state of the US
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                              • chipper
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-07-10
                                • 1994

                                #16
                                Dang... she's HUGE!!!
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                                • Coach Potato
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-31-11
                                  • 4303

                                  #17
                                  aint she pregnant again?
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                                  • Dilo
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-01-13
                                    • 1384

                                    #18
                                    I'm in shock! I never knew about her transformation! How come she looks like that now?
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