Post your bad experiences of being pulled over by cops

thechaoz · 09-01-15, 05:26 AM

I can't or I'll get crazy.

The only good cop is a dead cop

ttwarrior1 · 09-01-15, 05:37 AM

i was pulled over for a full hr and 20 min while everything was going down.

Booya711 · 09-01-15, 05:53 AM

Once got pulled over by about 30 cops, handcuffed and thrown to he ground outside of an IHOP with everybody watching..

All because my car fit the description of one that was involved in a murder...once they realized it wasn't me, I walked right into IHOP and ate me some breakfast.

KingHutch · 09-01-15, 06:05 AM

I crossed the road about 5metres down from a marked crossing

Saw an officer approach, he took off his shades and winked at me, said i had strong calves but he would have to arrest me

he took me down some stairs to some sort of all day nightclub

undid the cuffs which i realize are now plastic and started dancing with me, i ran from the club

opie1988 · 09-01-15, 07:21 AM

I get pulled over 3-4 times a year here at home by state troopers. Once they get to my vehicle and realize who I am, they tell me to drive careful and I'm on my way.

Mr KLC · 09-01-15, 07:35 AM

I don't have any stories to tell. I'm a conservative, straight, white guy.

Chi_archie · 09-01-15, 07:48 AM

fuk the police

glad you came out alive

#FATLivesMatter

teaserpleaser · 09-01-15, 07:52 AM

Originally posted by Booya711

Once got pulled over by about 30 cops, handcuffed and thrown to he ground outside of an IHOP with everybody watching..

All because my car fit the description of one that was involved in a murder...once they realized it wasn't me, I walked right into IHOP and ate me some breakfast.

Are you white? Thats minority problems unless you're a marshall mathers or paul wall type white dude... I cant ever remember seeing well to do white people thrown on the ground plenty of white trash on cops though. I don't have any interesting stories haven't been pulled over in a decade and when I did it was the usual DWB.... that's boring.

jjgold · 09-01-15, 08:06 AM

a few times for speeding on Nebraska

Guy let me go I think because I was bald and he was..just got warned

No lie

JMobile · 09-01-15, 09:06 AM

I don't get pulled over unless it's a serious traffic violation.

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 09-01-15, 09:23 AM

I was pulled over recently but only briefly as they were looking for a criminal who they feared had taken me hostage.

Asked if I had seen this man.

JMobile · 09-01-15, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I was pulled over recently but only briefly as they were looking for a criminal who they feared had taken me hostage.

Asked if I had seen this man

TheLock · 09-01-15, 09:28 AM

We need threads for Post Your Good Experiences When Visiting The Dentist and Post Your Good Experiences When Hiring An Attorney and Post Your Good Experiences When Getting A Fair Loan From A Bank

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 09-01-15, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by JMobile

CWD · 09-01-15, 10:12 AM

did you go into your rant that you work 80 hours a week and you were late to go home and check your fantasy teams and that there are jobs everywhere and only people not working are lazy?

you know they dont like to hear that shit

Ghenghis Kahn · 09-01-15, 10:15 AM

tt was the cop black? did you try to give him oral?

El Nino · 09-01-15, 10:16 AM

With your loose, stretchy skin and bad rug, the officer probably thought you were a bank robber.

kidcudi92 · 09-01-15, 10:19 AM

How about good experiences?

Pulled over the other day for 50 in a 30, small town. Expired plates. Got a warning cause I am not a fukking idiot in dealing with cops

BrickJames · 09-01-15, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

i was pulled over for a full hr and 20 min while everything was going down.

Tt, if that ever happens again you need to just tell the guy you don't have time for that and that you are in a hurry they can't keep you detained for 80 minutes for no good reason if you would have said I'm in a hurry he would have had no choice but to let you go unless he was under a strong suspicion that you had been drinking or you were in possession of drugs.

BrickJames · 09-01-15, 10:31 AM

Things to say when dealing with as tickling, knob shlobbing, little man complex cops;

1. That is non of your business im a private citizen.

2. No, I do not have time to play your games im in a hurry. ( there was just a Supreme Court ruling about this)

3. Those are all good questions for my lawyer officer.

4. Am I free to go? (Repeat every chance you get. If the little b!tch tries to sidestep around the question say excuse me that was not my question am I free to go?)

King Mayan · 09-01-15, 10:46 AM

I grew up a couple of blocks from rampart police station.. Tuesday and Thursday were crash nights...

BIGDAY · 09-01-15, 11:11 AM

I'm probably in the minority here.

But I wish there were more cops.

stealthyburrito · 09-01-15, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by thechaoz

I can't or I'll get crazy.

The only good cop is a dead cop

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 09-01-15, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

I'm probably in the minority here.

But I wish there were more cops.

Cuz you got little kids and you are a good father, Elker.

Many of us are only scared for our own lives here and not those of our children.

Itsamazing777 · 09-01-15, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Things to say when dealing with as tickling, knob shlobbing, little man complex cops;

1. That is non of your business im a private citizen.

2. No, I do not have time to play your games im in a hurry. ( there was just a Supreme Court ruling about this)

3. Those are all good questions for my lawyer officer.

4. Am I free to go? (Repeat every chance you get. If the little b!tch tries to sidestep around the question say excuse me that was not my question am I free to go?)

And you wonder why you get shot....

BrickJames · 09-01-15, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by Itsamazing777

And you wonder why you get shot....

Never been shot big guy.

I do the shooting

Booya711 · 09-01-15, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

Are you white? Thats minority problems unless you're a marshall mathers or paul wall type white dude... I cant ever remember seeing well to do white people thrown on the ground plenty of white trash on cops though. I don't have any interesting stories haven't been pulled over in a decade and when I did it was the usual DWB.... that's boring.

I am white...but I was driving sports car and was only around 25 at the time...I had a blue Saleen Mustang and the fukking cops were looking for a red dodge stratus...morons

opie1988 · 09-01-15, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Stealthy please. Don't be a fukkin idiot.

Just because you're part Mexican doesn't make you a tough guy.

I don't think anyone is ever gonna believe you're much of a gangbanger at 5'9 114 lbs.

DiggityDaggityDo · 09-01-15, 02:19 PM

Never had a bad experience with a cop in my life.

Worst thing that ever happened is I got a speeding ticket when I know for a fact I was not speeding. I went to court, the cop showed up and said he did not calibrate his gun that morning, no ticket. So basically it was just a waste of time for me. But I was only like 17 years old at the time, not like I had more important things to do.

Auto Donk · 09-01-15, 02:24 PM

Had to be one some gay f'n cop offered to let me off if I let him blow me........

got three citations that night

Auto Donk · 09-01-15, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

Got pulled over tonight . Will post story after i wake up. Lets just say it was an experience

let me guess......

you got pulled over by the same cop I did (referenced in the post above)...........

only he somehow let you off with only a warning, and your ass hurts........

itchypickle · 09-01-15, 03:11 PM

I was pulled over for speeding a bit over the limit on the highway. Officer approached and I had my license and insurance ready...asked how I was doing I replied fine I guess how about yourself...he went back to his car and ran my information...handed back my stuff and said no need to ruin my day or clean record with a ticket have a good night and slow it down. I said thank you and drove away.

I'm sure I could have done like some on here would have...asked WHY I had to show my license...cuss him under my breath or tell him I hoped he had a shittty night and gets beat up or something but instead I was an adult and went home just like anyone else would have.

CWD · 09-01-15, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Itsamazing777

And you wonder why you get shot....

good point.

you mouth off you go to jail, at least where im at. last time shit like this happened to me i listened to the threats and all the bullshit, didnt get a ticket, then said "thanks for being understanding", and went home.

CWD · 09-01-15, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by itchypickle

I was pulled over for speeding a bit over the limit on the highway. Officer approached and I had my license and insurance ready...asked how I was doing I replied fine I guess how about yourself...he went back to his car and ran my information...handed back my stuff and said no need to ruin my day or clean record with a ticket have a good night and slow it down. I said thank you and drove away.

I'm sure I could have done like some on here would have...asked WHY I had to show my license...cuss him under my breath or tell him I hoped he had a shittty night and gets beat up or something but instead I was an adult and went home just like anyone else would have.

its a crap shoot. being nice doesnt in any way guarantee you get off with a warning every time, not even close.