Drinking on a patio last night. 20+ different homeless people asked me for change.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Would it be too insensitive to write a sitcom about the lives of homeless people?

Most are serious drug addicts.

I came up with some really good material.

I feel like many networks would refuse.

Maybe HBO.

I am moving at the end of August to a neighborhood with very few homeless people.

[Jayvegas420]

Already been done.
Sanford & son.

Lots of other shows too.
Littlest Hobo, Sesame St. (None of those puppets had houses except Bert & Ernie. (Oscar was obviously homeless.


I'd still submit a pilot script. I think you still might be onto something here.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Maybe a big brother style reality show would be more appropriate.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Maybe a big brother style reality show would be more appropriate.

Mo they did a Homeless Real World but the tv networks said no thanks.

The trailer is here: http://therumpus.net/2009/05/homeles...show-too-real/

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Mo they did a Homeless Real World but the tv networks said no thanks.

The trailer is here: http://therumpus.net/2009/05/homeles...show-too-real/

Back to the drawing board. Fuk.

Though my show would be way edgier.

[Bostongambler]

Do the bums ever complain at the soup kitchen, " Soup again"?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Do the bums ever complain at the soup kitchen, " Soup again"?

"Who ate the top to this muffin? It's only the stump."

[Bostongambler]

" If the homeless don't want them the homeless don't have to eat them"

[Bostongambler]

I was referring to Jerrys trim who worked at a soup kitchen.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I was referring to Jerrys trim who worked at a soup kitchen.

Yeah I am trying to think of which one it was.

I think its the Sponge, the chick who seems like she has no faults and then Jerry sees the closet full of Sponges.

Edit: I googled it. It is that episode.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

[Bostongambler]

Yes it is Mo. Hahahaha... Ty

[DiggityDaggityDo]

This guy is SHARP

[Roadtrip635]

[marcoloco]

many homeless people are a victim of their own circumstances but there are others who just had some bad luck. A company I worked with sponsored charity fundraisers and events so I met many people who were once homeless. Sometimes medical bills or a lawsuit combined with a divorce just hit them all at once and they lost everything almost instantly. Lots of interesting stories, even the ones that fell because of an addiction. Listening to them does make you grateful

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hey Mo, you ever banged one of the homeless chicks in your neighborhood?

I mean like invite them in for a shower and a drink first of course. Then stick it?

[rkelly110]

This guy is SHARP

Notice the atheist and agnostic had more money in it, compared to the two upper middle?

[zert]

Guy is lazy. Get off your a?? and go to work like other people.

[gauchojake]

Mo I thought this had a video. Very disappointed. Also you should grow a lemon tree on your patio and hand out lemons to the homeless people. You know, for irony.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Hey Mo, you ever banged one of the homeless chicks in your neighborhood?

I mean like invite them in for a shower and a drink first of course. Then stick it?

No but I have tried.

When I invited her she rejected me.

How would I ever use that shower again?

I drowned my sorrows in 5 more beers and chili cheeseburger sliders.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Mo I thought this had a video. Very disappointed. Also you should grow a lemon tree on your patio and hand out lemons to the homeless people. You know, for irony.

I am sorry Jaker.

Usually when I post threads with videos, the title begins with "Video:"

Im not sure why I do that. Clickbait I guess.

Not my patio. Just one across the street from my building.

I have to move out in 9 days.

I will miss my current neighbhorhood.

Maybe I will leave them something to remember me by.

Will a lemon tree grow if I just bury the lemon?

I will need to be quick.

[gauchojake]

Mo maybe it was wishful thinking on my part. No apology needed.

I don't think burying a lemon works, but I really don't know. I've never tried that method. I usually cut clones.

GL on your new place with fewer homeless drug addicts.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Mo maybe it was wishful thinking on my part. No apology needed.

I don't think burying a lemon works, but I really don't know. I've never tried that method. I usually cut clones.

GL on your new place with fewer homeless drug addicts.

I will miss them dearly and the way they tell me to go fukk myself.

[teaserpleaser]

Would it be too insensitive to write a sitcom about the lives of homeless people?

Most are serious drug addicts.

I came up with some really good material.

I feel like many networks would refuse.

Maybe HBO.

I am moving at the end of August to a neighborhood with very few homeless people.

There are homeless people in canada? I thought you guys we're more progressive than that?

[gauchojake]

Bums in Canadia have a sense of self entitlement you just don't find in most 1st world countries.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

There are homeless people in canada? I thought you guys we're more progressive than that?

Yes there are. The only thing our big cities don't have that the American ones do is rampant gang violence and Jack in the Box

[teaserpleaser]

Bums in Canadia have a sense of self entitlement you just don't find in most 1st world countries.

Really worse than so cal I almost had to fight a dude outside of an 76 in Hollywood last week...LA only place I've been where bums feel disrespected if you tell them " no I don't have any spare change". Especially when you buy something and walk out with it in hand now that's entitlement.

[teaserpleaser]

Yes there are. The only thing our big cities don't have that the American ones do is rampant gang violence and Jack in the Box

You ain't missing a thang man let me tell you ...you still in Montreal? Or right outside of there? I'm going to talk to the 18st homie I know about starting a clique up there. Canada is about biker gangs right HA and such? Watched too much gangland

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Teaser I think you are thinking of someone else.

I live in Toronto. I am not a big fan of Montreal or Quebec in general.

Bikers not very active in and around the city. They operate but not at any visible level.

Most of the gang activity here is just like in the states.

Also the Vietnamese. They are not to be fukked with.

HA is very active in Quebec from what I have heard. I think Montreal's problem is mostly Italian crime families.

[teaserpleaser]

My bad I have Toronto and Montreal mixed up...

[gauchojake]

Really worse than so cal I almost had to fight a dude outside of an 76 in Hollywood last week...LA only place I've been where bums feel disrespected if you tell them " no I don't have any spare change". Especially when you buy something and walk out with it in hand now that's entitlement.

I'm just playin' around I really have no idea. The only Canadian bums I've ever encountered were on E Hastings in Vancouver. If you've ever seen The Walking Dead, it was kinda like that.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Vancouver has a real problem with homeless drug addicts.

Some parts of town have areas that are dense with them and you do not have to look for to see the guy who has nodded off with a needle still in their arm.

Cops do not do anything about it there. The bums can be quite aggressive in both Toronto and Montreal. I find they keep to themselves more out west.

If I am drunk I will usually aggressively reject homeless people when they ask me for change for the third time.

"Got any change?"
"No sorry man."
"Seriously anything would really help."
"Sorry man I ain't got shit other than a subway token."
"If you could just spare something-"
"What the fuk did I just say man? Get the fuk outta here."

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

My bad I have Toronto and Montreal mixed up...

Montreal nice to visit but not live in.

Toronto great to live in, nothing special to visit.

[teaserpleaser]

You a blue jay fan Mo? Nice team you have nice crowd too...maybe one day I can catch a cfl game

[teaserpleaser]

I'm just playin' around I really have no idea. The only Canadian bums I've ever encountered were on E Hastings in Vancouver. If you've ever seen The Walking Dead, it was kinda like that.

Is that by the place where they have the whole area for drug addicts kinda like a free zone? I think that was Vancouver?