Is it possible someone could be made out of wood?

[Bostongambler]

I think I stared this before though. There was s guy sitting next to me at the bar last night and he kept creeking. Like he was made out of wood if something. Is it possible?

[jtoler]

I posted a pic didn't show up though, not even sure what happened to that guy.

[Bostongambler]

Was he a wood person jtoler?

[daneblazer]

Now, she ever comes now now
She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
[x2]

Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
She said so

Now, she ever comes now now
She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
[x2]

Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
She said so

Now, she ever comes now now
She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
[x2]

Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
She said so

Now, she ever comes now now
She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
[x2]

Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
She say

She ever comes now now, now
Oh, she says she's come now now
Ever, ever, ever comes now now
Ever comes and she comes now

Now, now, now
Now, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n nah, nah, nah
Ever comes now now
Now, uh huh

[Bostongambler]

Dane I love it!!!


Wouldn't I get splinters though.

[jtoler]

Go to Google type man with wooden hands then go to images.

[Bostongambler]

But the whole dude was made out of wood.

[jtoler]

Lol how do you know.

[Bostongambler]

Well he was creeking from everywhere.

[Bostongambler]

On the plus side I could of always used him to keep me warm. Just light him up and throw him in the fire pit 😳😳😳😳😳

[daneblazer]

Too bad you don't have a pet beaver

[Bostongambler]

Too bad you don't have a pet beaver

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[Jimmy Proffett]

Did he keep saying "oil can..... oil can"?

[innovation]

maybe he creeks because his old lady walks all over him

[Da Manster!]

sometimes, I be sportin' some mornin' wood!...

[Big Bear]

my dick is made of wood

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

sometimes, I be sportin' some mornin' wood!...

I once woke up with mw and tried to stick it in an ex that I had just hooked up with 4 hours earlier(after not speaking for a year) and she said, "thats just because of the state you are in".. I was so drunk that she obviously didn't want anymore of whatever I gave her a few hours before...it sucked at the time, but I get more pleasure out of laughing at that story over the years and I swear its better than any sex I would have had that morning...very +ev

[Da Manster!]

I once woke up with mw and tried to stick it in an ex that I had just hooked up with 4 hours earlier(after not speaking for a year) and she said, "thats just because of the state you are in".. I was so drunk that she obviously didn't want anymore of whatever I gave her a few hours before...it sucked at the time, but I get more pleasure out of laughing at that story over the years and I swear its better than any sex I would have had that morning...very +ev

Well, I don't blame you for trying!...

[chipper]

I work with a guy that I swear has sawdust for brains!

[DUBnation]

Was it the treeman?

[Bostongambler]

Did he keep saying "oil can..... oil can"?

Hahahaha, yes I had some WD40 ready

[Bostongambler]

I work with a guy that I swear has sawdust for brains!

Wood chipper. How eronic

[jjgold]

BG what is up here??

What is the wood angle?

[Bostongambler]

No angle at all Frank, just stating the facts. I met a wood person is all.

[The Kraken]

Thats a fire hazard, i hopr hes not a smoker

[Bostongambler]

Yes I would concur. Must be hard to get insurance for himself.

[daneblazer]

I've seen people I think are made out of butter

[Bostongambler]

Ohhh do tell Dane.

[recon1]

People made out of wood lives matter.

[Swinging Johnson]

I think I stared this before though. There was s guy sitting next to me at the bar last night and he kept creeking. Like he was made out of wood if something. Is it possible?

I had to read this thread title to my wife and kids. BG this topic and your opening post is SBR HOF!

[Bostongambler]

Hahahaha thanks Swinger, but I swear he was a woodman. 😳😳😳😳

[zizoudane10]

Hahahaha thanks Swinger, but I swear he was a woodman. ��������

Always carry a woodpecker with you anytime! So you can easily test it, if he is indeed wooden, he's going to freak out and runs out of the bar.

[Bostongambler]

I never thought of that ziz. I'll get one tomorrow, and I'll name him Woody

[zizoudane10]

You could get Termites, but a) they are not as cool as woody, and b) he might not notice them on first sight in a dark bar. Woody it is BG!