He was watering his grass in the front yard and as I walked by he asked me to walk over and hold his hose for a few seconds because he heard his phone inside. Anyways to make the long story short, he is an avid gambler of baseball and starter talking to me about lines and how he reads them. He is pretty old, about 67 if i guessed. He told me he has been around the block a few times but he lives alone now and his winnings paid off his mortgage. He gave me a play for tomorrow in baseball and even said if it loses he will refund me. I actually believe this guy because as i was leaving his room he has loads and loads of graphs and trophies around. I hope you guys are with me here
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Was he cuteComment -
I for sure believe the part about you "holding his hose."Comment -
How big was his hose? Was it turgid or limp?
I'm sure he loved those 'plays'.
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Originally posted by opie1988
only true part
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Is his name Angelito???? whats the play WEEDER>Comment -
His name is Edgar broOriginally posted by SBRMAN23Comment -
Tailing this. Will he refund my losses too?Comment -
Nobody is with you....you worthless fukkComment -
This dude and bear are the most useless fukks on this forum opie...Originally posted by opie1988
And we need to add the giant to the mix...worthlessComment -
he asked me to walk over and hold his hose for a few seconds
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Originally posted by Booya711
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Seaweed destroyed.Comment -
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spoiler alert dude's last name is Van Halen the trophies are for slaying pussy and the mortgage been paid since 1984Comment -
Seaweed, it sounds like you're putting together quite the collection of handicappers as you head into the fall. With Angelito and Edgar in the mix, this promises to be one of the most lucrative seasons to date.Comment -
Last edited by Booya711; Today at 08:48 PM.
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Exactly...you are the laughing stock of this forumOriginally posted by The GiantLast edited by Booya711; Today at 08:48 PM.
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Your anger cracks me up.Originally posted by Booya711
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i think his name was Angelito and i want that play Weed lets cash this shyt stop changing Angelitos name hes the best capper knwn to manOriginally posted by FlipsideRMComment -
nice little story seaweed. wait, how did you end up in his room? that is unclear to me. also, the block that he has been around few times- is that the same block you were walking around? just curious. good luck with that rockies -2 1/2 play tomorrow. thinking about tailing it myself.
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Saer, I strongly suggest you consult this before continuing this relationship
Toronto Sex Offenders RegistryComment -
Oh by the way the play is JaysComment -
Seaweed, now that your not SBR Pro I feel like you're trolling the site
not saying I want to feel this way.... but I think our relationship will take a hit
unless if Im honest with you 100% of the time, not 99....
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Fidel,Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlowSeaweed, now that your not SBR Pro I feel like you're trolling the site
not saying I want to feel this way.... but I think our relationship will take a hit
unless if Im honest with you 100% of the time, not 99....
Looks like we're both all over the Jays!Comment -
"as i was leaving his room"
wowComment -
4-2 Jays!
Edgar was spot on.
I'm going to go for another walk later hoping he'll be out infrontComment -
He won't be out front till next week!!! Usually, at 67 year of age, he can only erect 1/week. You just held his hose yesterday, so come back on next Wednesday for new pick, bruh!Originally posted by SeaweedComment -
Love the stories, keep them coming.Originally posted by SeaweedComment
