Anybody else watch these "survival" reality shows?

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  • BuckyOne
    SBR MVP
    • 01-02-15
    • 2728

    #1
    Anybody else watch these "survival" reality shows?
    What are you going to pick for your survival gear? When they can't start fire for days - wtf - lousy tinder - why don't they just cut some hair off - that's got to go poof - right?

    For fish - nobody dams anything up like a beaver - monkeys in trees - man have something to chop the mfs down and give me some kind of bat - bob and weave and nail the little schmucks - maybe it will even stun them when they hit the ground?

    What's your tactics?
  • DOM_Toretto
    Restricted User
    • 01-28-13
    • 9035

    #2
    Naked and afraid?

    Condoms, lighter, lighter fluid, knife, ax.
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    • daneblazer
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-14-08
      • 27861

      #3
      I'm kinda liking Alone
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #4
        One of the best items I've seen somebody take was a mosquito net.

        During the night it kept the mosquitos out. During the day they used it as a fishing net and actually caught fish with it.

        It probably has many other uses as well.
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #5
          Originally posted by DOM_Toretto
          Naked and afraid?

          Condoms, lighter, lighter fluid, knife, ax.
          condoms?

          raw dog feels better
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          • BIGDAY
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 02-17-10
            • 48245

            #6
            Living it everyday.

            I prefer the one on History called "Alone".
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            • DiggityDaggityDo
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-30-08
              • 81450

              #7
              Originally posted by BIGDAY
              Living it everyday.

              I prefer the one on History called "Alone".
              I watch that one too. Cant believe how quick some of those guys quit.
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #8
                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                I watch that one too. Cant believe how quick some of those guys quit.
                Daggles could you do it?
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                • Big Bear
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-01-11
                  • 43253

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Smoke
                  Daggles could you do it?
                  i would get a boner
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Smoke
                    Daggles could you do it?
                    Which one?

                    Naked and afraid or Alone?
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      Which one?

                      Naked and afraid or Alone?
                      Fat guys in the woods
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #12
                        If I could take my iPad and have wifi I would try.
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                        • Fidel_CashFlow
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-03-12
                          • 53970

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                          One of the best items I've seen somebody take was a mosquito net.

                          During the night it kept the mosquitos out. During the day they used it as a fishing net and actually caught fish with it.

                          It probably has many other uses as well.
                          you beat me to it
                          has to be the best item you could take, especially now since they allow the
                          flints, which basically are caveman lighters... it doesnt take much skill or creativity
                          so yeah the mosquito net would get instant results, the psychological factor of not
                          having 50 dif bites on you from 5 dif type of bugs is critical in my opinion over a 3 week stretch
                          Plus hunting for food is always 50 50 at best.... but fishing has way better odds of succeeding at
                          as well as a great meat source to keep you from starving, and that net would really increase the chance
                          at successfully living off of fish... even if you fail at most other food sources or do not have it in you
                          to eat a larva,cockroach,worm... or what not

                          Mosquito Nets

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                          • Smoke
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-09-09
                            • 48111

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                            If I could take my iPad and have wifi I would try.
                            No pads. No wifi.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Anything on television is not reality television so stop watching it it's all acting and hand-picked
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                              • Ted Sheckler
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-08-14
                                • 1936

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                One of the best items I've seen somebody take was a mosquito net.

                                During the night it kept the mosquitos out. During the day they used it as a fishing net and actually caught fish with it.

                                It probably has many other uses as well.

                                Yep, They used to only be allowed 1 item, so it was usually 1 person with a machete of sorts and 1 person would bring a fire starter.


                                Machete seems to be a must and certainly a fire starter if you can't do a friction fire. But if you're given those 2 things, then a mosquito net is fantastic. Never saw that before the Naked and Afraid XL, and really never thought of it. But I'm still going with a Machete as the number 1 tool/item.
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                                • chipper
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-07-10
                                  • 1994

                                  #17
                                  It's like a car wreck... when I'm flipping through the channels and run across one I just can't look away!
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #18
                                    Some of the girls have nice asses.
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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #19








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                                      • Arias
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 08-07-15
                                        • 3

                                        #20
                                        it's all directed, true, but also, the involved amator-actors are to be given a little hard time...
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                                        • Ted Sheckler
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-08-14
                                          • 1936

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo








                                          I do not think she's attractive one bit. I enjoy all the other ones though.
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81450

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Ted Sheckler
                                            I do not think she's attractive one bit. I enjoy all the other ones though.
                                            The last one too? The one with the beard?
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                                            • Big Bear
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-01-11
                                              • 43253

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BuckyOne
                                              What are you going to pick for your survival gear? When they can't start fire for days - wtf - lousy tinder - why don't they just cut some hair off - that's got to go poof - right?

                                              For fish - nobody dams anything up like a beaver - monkeys in trees - man have something to chop the mfs down and give me some kind of bat - bob and weave and nail the little schmucks - maybe it will even stun them when they hit the ground?

                                              What's your tactics?
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                                              • Big Bear
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-01-11
                                                • 43253

                                                #24
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                                                • Ted Sheckler
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-08-14
                                                  • 1936

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  The last one too? The one with the beard?
                                                  Hippies need love too. Don't discriminate for armpit hair or facial hair.
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                                                  • Plaza23
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 12-29-13
                                                    • 7392

                                                    #26
                                                    Laura Zerra is a major babe on that show. She was on the first season and she made these bamboo fish traps and put them in the ocean and ended up catching 2 lobsters.

                                                    If I was picking 3 things I'd pick mosquito net, machete, and a fire starter.

                                                    Machete lets you build the shelter. Mosquito net lets you sleep comfortably. Fire starter keeps you warm.

                                                    The only thing I'd have to construct or find would be a container that could hold water. I would hollow out some bamboo and use it to drink or make my own cups with the wood I chopped.

                                                    I think it'd be fun to go on one of these shows. Discovery lets you send in your own casting tape I might try it. I would tell them that I have no experience in the woods and it would make for good TV to show that. Most of the people they pick for Naked and Afraid have wilderness backgrounds.

                                                    I do think it's bogus that the producers help the contestants when they need it. Honora said that they give the cast snacks, vitamins, etc. Hurts the authenticity of the show.

                                                    Bear Gryllis was fake too. I think Les Stroud is the only guy to truly do a survivor show and be filming by himself.
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                                                    • Ted Sheckler
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-08-14
                                                      • 1936

                                                      #27
                                                      Never got into watching Bear Grylls, like the Naked and Afraid and Dual Survival, with the hippie and military guy.
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                                                      • Big Bear
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-01-11
                                                        • 43253

                                                        #28
                                                        bear grylls is the man

                                                        do most of the contestants end up making sex?
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