If you woke up as Chinese Tomorrow What would you do?

[Big Bear]

[BigOrange]

Drive very poorly on the way to the casino to play Baccarat?

[Big Bear]

Drive very poorly on the way to the casino to play Baccarat?

lol

[SharkAA]

Eat rice and chop suey, take penis enlargement pills, study the angle of my slanted eyes and make a car accident.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Drive very poorly on the way to the casino to play Baccarat?

[Waterstpub87]

Go to a Chinese place and eat off the secret menu instead of the crap they serve white people.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[GUMMO77]

Math

[Ratpack]

retake the sats

[Big Bear]

I would apply for Medical School

and then go streaking

[MoneyLineDawg]

Drive very poorly on the way to the casino to play Baccarat?

Same but Pai Gow for me

[daneblazer]

karate

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I would learn to paint.

[statnerds]

if i was chick?

finger bang the shit out of my hot asian ass

[DiggityDaggityDo]

if i was chick?

finger bang the shit out of my hot asian ass

I would do this too.

[kaliboyz]

I would changed my name to Ho Lee Fuk and open a nail salon.

[bradthebloke]

commit a hate crime on TT

[Big Bear]

if i was chick?

finger bang the shit out of my hot asian ass

[ByeShea]

I would changed my name to Ho Lee Fuk and open a nail salon.

Change my name to Sum Ting Wong and open a Chinese restaurant next to you.

[DwightShrute]

if i was chick?

finger bang the shit out of my hot asian ass

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[Auto Donk]

the opposite of what I did when I woke up black..........

(for those of you who lack good memory, on the "wake-up black" thread I woke up and played with/got used to my newly-found giant dick)

[grease lightnin]

Go to a Chinese place and eat off the secret menu instead of the crap they serve white people.

This

[Big Bear]

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instead of corn?

[teaserpleaser]

Go to my nearest chinese bank and take out a loan....that's a little secret the Asians don't let out ...their banks give loans regardless of credit here in america to people fresh off the boat. You never wondered how those dirt poor Vietnamese couples started up donut shops in semi-affluent neighborhoods? See it all the time in high rent so cal the rich Vietnamese aren't moving here to open donut shops or nail and hair spots. Only reason I know is because I grew up in an area of so cal that wasn't always Asian it's now basically the Asian Beverly Hills the immigrant kids told me and not just one or two.

[cutter341975]

Go to a Chinese place and eat off the secret menu instead of the crap they serve white people and while I'm at it I really wanna see if a chinese dude's penis is REALLY that small like everyone says.

ewwwwwww!!