What Are Some Good Statuses To Put On Facebook?

[Seaweed]

Best status wins

[jtoler]

Pick winners bro.

[Auto Donk]

mine has already been copyrighted

expecting calls from snorg and bustedtees today

[downsouth]

Will work for rooster

[firstclass]

over poster

[Auto Donk]

snorg liked my "This Kahk Ain't Gonna Suck Itself" status

Kahk spelled correctly, of course

[SharkAA]

'ISIS is recruiting Seaweed #salladakbar'

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

"Who stole my ski mask?"

[cashin81]

i woke up in my grandmas bed today.
she was smiling.

[cashin81]

seaweed i won this game.
seaweed i want some canadian dollas.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

"Who stole my ski mask?"

"MoMoneyMoPrawns, please return my ski mask. Katalina told me you have it."

[Auto Donk]

Prawns..... not shrimp, mo fo, prawns!!!!

[Big Bear]

I would Say put Horny if you want to attract the ladies.

[tony_come]

I would Say put Horny if you want to attract the ladies.

"I'm horny for your honey"

[Big Bear]

"I'm horny for your honey"

Toniest No.

Toniest go find smokie, he is in the woods.

[Auto Donk]

I would Say put Horny if you want to attract the ladies.

yah... that's the ticket.....

disgust them to attract them

always works.......

for those who are dense, yah, that's sarcasm.... only women on AFF want to hear about you being horny, no other stranger who is female ever want's to hear that shit

[Big Bear]

yah... that's the ticket.....

disgust them to attract them

always works.......

for those who are dense, yah, that's sarcasm.... only women on AFF want to hear about you being horny, no other stranger who is female ever want's to hear that shit

i was kidding.

what should seaweed put for his status if he wants to get laid?

[Booya711]

Facebook is for homos and women

Motherfukkers just text me no need for this Facebook shit

And seaweed fulfills both of the criteria

[Big Bear]

Facebook is for homos and women

Motherfukkers just text me no need for this Facebook shit

And seaweed fulfills both of the criteria

agreed.

Foreal i never understood that. If your such good friends then just text someone or pick up the phone and make a phone call.

[tony_come]

Toniest No.

Toniest go find smokie, he is in the woods.

Smokiest is nursing my pistol at the moment

[Seaweed]

Bad statuses

Facebook isnt what it used to be

I made a status "There might be plenty of fish in the sea, but only seaweed can introduce all you ladies to an unbelievable organism"

I only got 1 like in 11 hours

[TheMoneyShot]

I Have Aids

[Auto Donk]

I Have Aids

someone obviously saw bobby wave's facebook page..........

I think seeweed said it had to be an original idea