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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Suggestion to SBR re: banned posters....
    Every month when I receive my Texas State Bar magazine, I find myself reading over the "Disciplinary Actions" section, to see if I know any of the idiots who have been disbarred, suspended, etc., for what, and the extent of the punishment, and what they have to do to possibly be reinstated.

    Similarly, every week i find myself reading the "Police Blotter" of my local neighborhood newspaper, published weekly, to see what the local crimnals have been up to, who's been driving drunk, and to see if I recognize the late night "handi-work" of my pet chimp in any of the unsolved crimes occurring on nights when he was out of his cage and on the loose.

    After reading the recent "shari-thread" that's now been closed, in which debates raged on and on about who was banned and why, and how some posters simply vanish and are never heard from again (I was almost one of those for a day or so), I'd like to make a suggestion to SBR to improve its "customer relations," as well as provide a hot area of the forum that people would always be looking at each week or so, much like I do with my state bar rag and local paper:

    Create a new subforum dedicated to the topic of "Who's OUTTA Here and Why" wherein the posters who have bit the dust are identified and a brief explanation of what they did is provided, and the length of the ban, etc. Maybe only the lifetime bans are explained in any detail, and minor infractions just lumped into groups with names provided.

    I sometimes feel like we are a heard of antelope running out an african plain, and each day a few of us are picked off, yet we don't really know wtf happened to our brethren....

    Russian Rocket for example....... one day here making us laff, winning us some money on hockey, the next day gone! Various people wondering out loud "wtf happened to Sasha"? No one really knows, just a bunch of speculation, maybe some vague shit about "he knows what he did" or whatever, but usually just the several people saying "man that sucks" and "he was an asset to the forum" or whatever.......

    I say bring on the equivalent of a police blotter to SBR, so the rest of us will have a guide of what's going on disciplinary wise, and a great gossip forum that will no doubt generate a lot of traffic for SBR, as well, with people discussing what the banned poster did, how stupid it was, whether it really warranted a life-time bann, etc., etc., etc.
  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #2
    Reach back and grab some sack!

    lets get those T-shirts made man.

    It could be bigger than the snuggie ever was.

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    • Ghenghis Kahn
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-02-12
      • 19734

      #3
      too much vodka and telling crazy lou to suck his cokk will get you perma banned.

      but sbr should bring back russian rocket, he was a good poster.
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      • Ghenghis Kahn
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-02-12
        • 19734

        #4
        lol crazy lou salooned this shit so fast...
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        • hugh_jorgan
          SBR High Roller
          • 07-19-15
          • 232

          #5
          Two things Donk ...

          First, you make an excellent suggestion.

          Second, could you please get back to making posts with graphic sexual content?
          It has become like foreplay for me. Thanks
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
            lol crazy lou salooned this shit so fast...
            lol

            I hadnt even finished re-reading it after I posted it, and went in to edit a typo, and it was gone!!!!!

            I truly thought, "well, I guess I posted it in the fukkin' Saloon!"

            I shit you not!!!!!! how fukkin fast was that shit?????

            it's like my fukkin' posts are on "Auto Saloon"

            and this was a valid f'n post and not my usual saloon shit that I start in the saloon...........

            meanwhile, some stupid shit like "what the fuk does JJ Gold do for money" is in Players talk all fukkin day............

            what the fuk is wrong here.......... lol...........
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              Originally posted by Big Bear
              Reach back and grab some sack!

              lets get those T-shirts made man.

              It could be bigger than the snuggie ever was.

              snuggies with "Reach Back and Grab Some Sack" on them would be big hits, as well........

              as for Hugh, I'll do my best..... I still need to type up a detail-oriented thread about the time I fisted two chicks simultaneously....... probably the hottest thing I've ever done........ and that is really, really saying something!!!!
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              • Ghenghis Kahn
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-02-12
                • 19734

                #8
                i don't know pal. fisting two girls at the same time does nothing for me. if i had two freaks like that i'd do ass to mouth from one ass to the other chick's mouth and vice a versa. that's probably the kinkiest think you can do with two freaks but i could be wrong...
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                  i don't know pal. fisting two girls at the same time does nothing for me. if i had two freaks like that i'd do ass to mouth from one ass to the other chick's mouth and vice a versa. that's probably the kinkiest think you can do with two freaks but i could be wrong...
                  HAHAHAH......... THAT WAS DONE THAT VERY NIGHT..... but the one who's ass it was had enema'd beforehand, so it was not a "Choco-stick Surprise" for the other babe......

                  pretty bad when you and your kinky little side kick have a nickname like "choco-stick" to describe a sexually related phenomenom that occurs at least one or two times per month in your relationship.....

                  ps... i had em stacked missionary, with me behind, doin' all 4 holes randomly.... a to a, a to v, v to v, back to a to v

                  I made sure they needed Azo for a full month after that night..........

                  psss... nothing makes a babe feel dirtier, usually, than going "STP" on her.....

                  Ie, "stink to pink"....

                  but according to little sidekick at the time, one thing does: going stp from some other babe's ass into her vag
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                  • hugh_jorgan
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 07-19-15
                    • 232

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                    i don't know pal. fisting two girls at the same time does nothing for me. if i had two freaks like that i'd do ass to mouth from one ass to the other chick's mouth and vice a versa. that's probably the kinkiest think you can do with two freaks but i could be wrong...
                    Telling the King Of Kink what is hot or not, is like telling Michelangelo he is using the wrong brush
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      and i guess it's important to point out what exactly made the double-fisting so hot....

                      I was laying flat on my back, arms at my side, elbows bent so that my hands were pointing toward the ceiling. The two girls, each riding a fist, were facing each other, rubbing c's and d's together, making out very passionately as they slowly rode up down my forearms.... the one on my right, my sidekick at the time, providing me a slow jerk session while doing everything else, as well.....

                      the mental image of that is burned into my warped mind as if it happened just last night..... and seeing two babes in that scenario, halfway down your forearms, rubbin their together and having the times of their lives, makes it the hottest.....
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                      • Vreston
                        SBR MVP
                        • 03-12-09
                        • 1428

                        #12
                        A lot of very good members have been banned or disappeared since I've been here. Some would do really good write ups to go along with their picks as well who were assets to the forum. I started checking in a lot less after some of the people I interacted with left. There was a point where most of the stuff I read was people degrading others for their picks and/or opinions.
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          as an alternative, sbr should consider giving banned posters one last message to post to the forum, so that they can say goodbye and give a brief reason as to why they were banned.....

                          sbr could even impose a twitter-like limit on the number of characters used, so that it wouldn't be a long rambling diatribe, but rather one last chance to say goodbye and that, for example, "I was banned and did not simply bail on all my loans......."

                          having once been banned, with loans outstanding, I can only imagine how the lenders would have thought, "well, he decided to fuk me over" when in reality wussywaves had cried about me posting one helluva [alternative lifestyle]-ass photo of him, thereby resulting in the ban.....
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                          • Rudeboy
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 07-15-14
                            • 5725

                            #14
                            I think the absence of Russian Rocket will hit SBR hard very soon with the new NHL season starting.

                            Numbers will be low, it won't be the same...I used to love talking smack with ma boii but now its a ghost town.

                            You had a Russian born hockey expert, I will never get why SBR hockey numbers are so low....one of the best sports around.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              everyone gets reinstated eventually
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                              • Big Bear
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-01-11
                                • 43253

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rudeboy
                                I think the absence of Russian Rocket will hit SBR hard very soon with the new NHL season starting.

                                Numbers will be low, it won't be the same...I used to love talking smack with ma boii but now its a ghost town.

                                You had a Russian born hockey expert, I will never get why SBR hockey numbers are so low....one of the best sports around.
                                hmmm Hockey starts in October right?

                                its still summer time.
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                                • rkelly110
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 10-05-09
                                  • 39691

                                  #17
                                  Anyone with an ounce of pride in themselves would not come back after their SBR induced ban or a self ban.

                                  RR has a huge amount of pride and if reinstated, he wouldn't come back. Those people are real men.
                                  They say what they mean, mean what they say w/o apologies.. I respect that. Life goes forward.
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    what the hell? you mean RR won't be seen wearing a black mask with his snozz protruding from it in a few months?
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                                    • Booya711
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-20-11
                                      • 27329

                                      #19
                                      Rocket not coming back
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