Khloe Kardashian bangable now?

[Auto Donk]

photo above obviously another rapper prepping himself for the "Kardashian Experience"...........

however, full prep is best done in a bubbly ass hot tub...... those pussies are a torrid malestrom of disease, jizz, and hearty african american sperm swimming for their lives in the hopeless endeavor of somehow finding their way through the female equivalent of the Pacific Fukkin' Ocean to find a fallopian tube..........

a search which, for the poor african american potential offspring, is as hopeless as finding malaysian flight 370....

[Dilo]

I don't care...I'm banging it.

[jjgold]

these chicks must have sex diseases too

pass

[teaserpleaser]

Where you been she's been bang able for about 6 months .... Their plastic surgeon is the prime fedor... The goat of plastic surgeons.

[teaserpleaser]

Lmao love that gif

[Auto Donk]

Where you been she's been bang able for about 6 months .... Their plastic surgeon is the prime fedor... The goat of plastic surgeons.

for those of you who consider her "bangable," she was obviously even more bangable before she got all fat and shit.... probably around 12 she was still tight, and bangable........

you know the rules in the south........"Grass on the Field, Time to Play"

[BigDofBA]

Has anyone here ever met a celebrity in real life?

Not trying to act cool or anything but they don't look the same. All of these pictures are extremely photoshopped.

[Auto Donk]

Has anyone here ever met a celebrity in real life?

Not trying to act cool or anything but they don't look the same. All of these pictures are extremely photoshopped.

Sandra Bullock was my landlord in Austin; met her a few times. First time she saw me walkin' out of her building (i'd subleased some space), she was on the phone outside her SUV, kinda facing away from me, she looked over her shoulder to glance at who was coming out, the immediately did a double-take, and gave me a big smile..... Made my month!

Funny thing is, her Dad's office was directly above my law office, and on my birthday, a few weeks after I started officing there, i took my then-wife by to show her my new digs for the first time and to "break it in" after a night of birthday celebration drinking,and my then-wife was takin' a helluva pounding on my desk, and moaning/screaming in pleasure, a lot of very loud rapid fire "schwapping"was going on....

when we stopped for a second to change positions, we could hear Sandy and one of her friends laffing directly above us -- it was around 11pm to midnight, and apparently they'd stopped by his office for some reason...... So, Sandy Bulloch has heard The Donk laying the wood big time......... And once I knew it had to be her, I really amped up the performance on my then-wife, to put on an audio show for Sandy and her friend.... pretty sure they heard me come not only upstairs, but three blocks down the street as well....

Sandy obviously figured out who's office (ie, mine) the schwappin'/monumental fuk came from, and she always gave me a coy little smile every time I saw her after that....... Sad thing is, I probably coulda nailed her but for being faithful to my wife -- you know how hollywooders have no morals..... If I'd known how my marriage was gonna end a few years later, ida probably done her........

also have met Clint Eastwood; the dude who played "Cliff Barnes" on Dallas -- he pulled up to urinal next to me at Musso & Franks on Hollywood Blvd in LA, when I was practicing law out in SoCal. I wanted to intentionally piss on him as I was a big J.R. Ewing fan; also met jeff goldblum and laura dern, in Austin with Clint;

[ADR51]

I don't care...I'm banging it.

+1 right here!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, do you think you could have banged Clint Eastwood?

[The Giant]

Donker, do you think you could have banged Clint Eastwood?

I don't know why, but this made me laugh really hard.

[rowdy08]

+1 right here!

+2 I'm banging as well

[makaveli66]

of course she's bangable. penetrating stupid man

[makaveli66]

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[El Nino]

Donker, do you think you could have banged Clint Eastwood?

[BrickJames]

She will eat one big mac and be fat again. Watch. She just has one of those fat bodies and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

[Auto Donk]

Donker, do you think you could have banged Clint Eastwood?

I intentionally left that story out of my thesis above........

Laura Dern was low-hangin' fruit as well...... but I didn't feel comfortable with The Fly sitting in the corner of their hotel room watching me destroy her vag, so I passed..........

[Bandit]

these chicks must have sex diseases too

pass

No problem jj. Just pick up the phone

[Big Bear]

[BrickJames]

Is that Kourtney? I would suck a fart out of that ass!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Is that Kourtney? I would suck a fart out of that ass!

For your sake, it better not be Caitlyn

[thechaoz]

oh did she turn non ugly?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker is this you?

[hugh_jorgan]

I love my wife to death ... but the fact that she watches the Kardashians pisses me off to no end.
How are those ho's still relevant?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Kylie just turned 18.

She's legal now.

[Plaza23]

The only Kardaahian I like is Kourtney. She only dates white guys.

The rest of them date black guys which makes them gross.

[DenverD]

Ha,......THIS!!!!!

[DenverD]

That is awesome!!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The only Kardaahian I like is Kourtney. She only dates white guys.

The rest of them date black guys which makes them gross.

Kourtney has two black ex boyfriends.

[hugh_jorgan]

Yes, DDD, she does, but they are both light skinned, so does that really count?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Yes, DDD, she does, but they are both light skinned, so does that really count?

I don't know.

[Plaza23]

Kourtney has two black ex boyfriends.

Well I guess she's off the list although if she had only dated the guy on the right it might be ok.

I've never understood that group of wealthy aristocratic white-Arab women dating ghetto blacks.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Plaza it was only rumored that she dated the guy on the left. The guy on the right she dated for sure.

It's your call.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

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First they say I'm too skinny so I have to be faking it...Now they say I'm too big so I have to be faking it...SMH!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Kim got those Mom