I am no amateur when it comes to fighting.... But got destroyed by two MMA guys...

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  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-08-14
    • 14988

    #1
    I am no amateur when it comes to fighting.... But got destroyed by two MMA guys...
    Tried to pick em up and body slam em.

    I just about blacked out. Twice. I coulda killed these guys, otherwise.

    My fukking neck. Ouch.

    FUKK YOU MMA DUDES.

    Asian guys taking me the penetrate to school. Fukk.
  • JMobile
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-21-10
    • 19074

    #2
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    • GUMMO77
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-23-10
      • 9294

      #3
      Mo, you couldn't body slam an Asian?
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      • The Giant
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-21-12
        • 21480

        #4
        This is the one of the more disturbing threads in SBR history.
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81450

          #5
          Mo why are you fighting two guys? What happened?
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          • The Giant
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-21-12
            • 21480

            #6
            Diggity, he said there were a couple of Asian guys involved.

            I wouldn't be surprised if this was a bukkake scene gone awry.

            Maybe Mo didn't like the taste?
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            • Seaweed
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 01-19-12
              • 26318

              #7
              Mo are you fighting the mirror again?


              Do not fight


              I am against violence


              Women are the worst drivers though they will never let you in fuken feminists power hungry martha stewarts
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              • Seaweed
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-19-12
                • 26318

                #8
                Giant i had too many beers

                I am beside mcdonalds waiting and theres 3 black guys in a car across smoking and pointing there fingers at me like a gun amd making zapping noises while laughing

                This is scary and awkward

                What do i do??
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                • The Giant
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-21-12
                  • 21480

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                  Giant i had too many beers

                  I am beside mcdonalds waiting and theres 3 black guys in a car across smoking and pointing there fingers at me like a gun amd making zapping noises while laughing

                  This is scary and awkward

                  What do i do??
                  Calmly walk up to them and ask them if they heard the Hulk Hogan news.

                  When they start fuming, just shake your head and explain to them that The Hulkster is a disgrace to all society. This will buy you a few minutes.

                  Once they start being a little more at ease, start running like hell. Just run as fast as you can.
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                  • KVB
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 05-29-14
                    • 74817

                    #10
                    Stay safe Mo, don't let them gang up on you...




                    And also some self defense tips...



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                    • Sanity Check
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-30-13
                      • 10962

                      #11
                      Sounds like someone had a run in with these two asians.

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                      • KVB
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 05-29-14
                        • 74817

                        #12


                        That Rocky song again!

                        MO'er give as an update?
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          troublesome thread

                          Mo are you ok??
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                          • Antibet
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-30-09
                            • 1688

                            #14
                            I once had a fight with two horny penguins. The winner took it all
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                            • laker5
                              SBR Hustler
                              • 07-23-15
                              • 73

                              #15
                              Thanks for the laughs guys
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                              • sourtwist
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-10-12
                                • 9364

                                #16
                                This wasn't the first time Mo got doubleteamed by two dudes, last time they were black. He's a liberal and couldn't refuse.
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82840

                                  #17
                                  I once beat 3 MMA guys in a street fight. But I was humble and didn't post it here. One of them became a world champion one day and never forgot the beating he suffered that night behind the alley.
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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by laker5
                                    Thanks for the laughs guys
                                    I remember when I was like you. I came for fades, stayed for laughs and now I find myself wasting countless hours searching for the perfect reaction GIF.

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                                    • KVB
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-29-14
                                      • 74817

                                      #19
                                      Uh, this thread was Mo's last post.

                                      MO'er, check in pal.

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                                      • KVB
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 05-29-14
                                        • 74817

                                        #20
                                        MO?
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                                        • JIBBBY
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-10-09
                                          • 83686

                                          #21
                                          The Asian fade theory in MMA Mo just blew up... Lol...

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                                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-08-14
                                            • 14988

                                            #22
                                            This has been a fukked up weekend

                                            I have no memory of making this thread
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                                            • KVB
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 05-29-14
                                              • 74817

                                              #23
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                                              • gauchojake
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                                                • 09-17-10
                                                • 34117

                                                #24
                                                Mo were handcuffs involved?
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                                                • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-08-14
                                                  • 14988

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                  Mo were handcuffs involved?
                                                  No, Jake.

                                                  In retrospect I thin it was just one guy and I was seeing double.
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                                                  • gauchojake
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                                                    • 09-17-10
                                                    • 34117

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                    No, Jake.

                                                    In retrospect I thin it was just one guy and I was seeing double.
                                                    Mo you need a good sandwich and a beer to put things back in perspective.
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                                                    • KVB
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 05-29-14
                                                      • 74817

                                                      #27
                                                      Mo, did you by any chance run into Bill Cosby last night?




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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81450

                                                        #28
                                                        Mo who started the fight? What happened?
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                                                        • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-08-14
                                                          • 14988

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by KVB
                                                          Mo, did you by any chance run into Bill Cosby last night?




                                                          I don't remember...

                                                          So probably
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Moe you've been quiet lately so I guess you're gearing towards football which is a good thing best of luck from the compound
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                                                            • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 05-08-14
                                                              • 14988

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Moe you've been quiet lately so I guess you're gearing towards football which is a good thing best of luck from the compound
                                                              I do not post that much on weekends.

                                                              Off the wagon.
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                                                              • texhooper
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 01-05-09
                                                                • 10001

                                                                #32
                                                                man that punching bag video is hilarious.

                                                                mo you are great
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                                                                • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 05-08-14
                                                                  • 14988

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  Mo who started the fight? What happened?
                                                                  I don't really remember.

                                                                  A lot of this is coming from the people who were with me.
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Mo with 2hrs and 7 rbi's tonight
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                                                                    • gauchojake
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                                                                      • 09-17-10
                                                                      • 34117

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                      I don't really remember.

                                                                      A lot of this is coming from the people who were with me.
                                                                      Mo I hate to tell you this but no one else was with you
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