The Donald is hot and steamrollin' at this point, and today he is being officially endorsed as the BEST candidate for the job of president of these United States by none other than, you guessed it, DONKLAND!!!!!(that's right, not the most-qualified or most-talented or most-appropriate, as he's none of those things -- but he is the "best," for the reasons set forth below.
FACE IT, this country has become boring as shit, and even more so now that Kid Poker finished 11th at the wsop main event, leaving nothing for me to look forward to in this nation in november except opening day of deer season and more pussy......... I need trump to spice up and entertain me this fall as I doubt my f'n Aggies are gonna be making a JFF type splash in the SEC or any national title run; and the Texans still won't have a f'n quarterback worth a shit.....
This Trump fukker is at the very least unstable, confrontational, hysterically comical to watch, and totally unpredictable... Hell, think of the viewership of him debating Hillary Clit-on!!! That debate will top every other record ever for t.v. viewership combined...... best t.v. in years!!!!
So what if he says stupid shit and probably gets us into a war or two, it's all good...... he's entertaining, and I'm bored as shit..... I thought getting a deranged, recently out of drug/sex addiction rehab, and obviously "abused-in-his-younger-year's-by-beastility-minded-zookeeper's" chimpanzee would fill the void created by present day politics and government. Don't get me wrong, it has helped, but I need more....
I need trump going the fuk off on world leaders like he did rosie odonnnell (must hear/see clip below); I need to wonder who he's firing this day or that, who he's picking on across the globe, whether el chapo is really going to "fuk him in his milky white ass" or whatever the fuk that translation was, etc. etc.......
Trump is clearly best for our nation, a nation that is bored, short-attention spanned, and ready to blame someone else for it's problems, which trump is very adept at doing.... how the fuk else could anyone who's declared bankruptcy 4-5 times seriously be being considered for president.... it had to be someone else's fault, right?
so without any reservations at all, Donald J. Trump is hereby endorsed for the presidency of the United States of America by DonkLand, U.S.A.!!!!
oh yah, the rosie vid: (editorial note, I hope he takes some money out of Hillary's "fat ass pockets," too.....)
FACE IT, this country has become boring as shit, and even more so now that Kid Poker finished 11th at the wsop main event, leaving nothing for me to look forward to in this nation in november except opening day of deer season and more pussy......... I need trump to spice up and entertain me this fall as I doubt my f'n Aggies are gonna be making a JFF type splash in the SEC or any national title run; and the Texans still won't have a f'n quarterback worth a shit.....
This Trump fukker is at the very least unstable, confrontational, hysterically comical to watch, and totally unpredictable... Hell, think of the viewership of him debating Hillary Clit-on!!! That debate will top every other record ever for t.v. viewership combined...... best t.v. in years!!!!
So what if he says stupid shit and probably gets us into a war or two, it's all good...... he's entertaining, and I'm bored as shit..... I thought getting a deranged, recently out of drug/sex addiction rehab, and obviously "abused-in-his-younger-year's-by-beastility-minded-zookeeper's" chimpanzee would fill the void created by present day politics and government. Don't get me wrong, it has helped, but I need more....
I need trump going the fuk off on world leaders like he did rosie odonnnell (must hear/see clip below); I need to wonder who he's firing this day or that, who he's picking on across the globe, whether el chapo is really going to "fuk him in his milky white ass" or whatever the fuk that translation was, etc. etc.......
Trump is clearly best for our nation, a nation that is bored, short-attention spanned, and ready to blame someone else for it's problems, which trump is very adept at doing.... how the fuk else could anyone who's declared bankruptcy 4-5 times seriously be being considered for president.... it had to be someone else's fault, right?
so without any reservations at all, Donald J. Trump is hereby endorsed for the presidency of the United States of America by DonkLand, U.S.A.!!!!
oh yah, the rosie vid: (editorial note, I hope he takes some money out of Hillary's "fat ass pockets," too.....)
