AutoDolph doin' what he does best.....

[Auto Donk]

trained well....... sportin' wood and goin' to town on the va jay jay

[Ghenghis Kahn]

smell like fish taste like chicken. -auto dolphin

[KVB]

And just like with the Donk, men grab their women and try to fend him off. And just like with the Donk, the men only partially grab their women, keeping one hand free to film in hopes of gaining some pointers.

Good vid Donk.

[Da Manster!]

her gash definitely stunk or had that notorious fishy smell...that dolphin was definitely turned on and he be like

[Auto Donk]

love it; beginning of vid AutoDolph has no wood.... gets one wiff of that nasty poon, and he's fully aroused!

you know you got no game when a f'n dolphin steals your woman right in front of you....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

In our run amok Politically Correct culture, I'm surprised N.O.W. or Gloria Allred aren't yelling for charges to be filed: Vag v. Flipper

[Auto Donk]

correction in the caption of that lawsuit: Nasty Vag v. AutoDolph

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

correction in the caption of that lawsuit: Nasty Vag v. AutoDolph

It'd be great... forever immortalized in all law school curriculum right tween Roe v.Wade & Brown v. Board of Education.

[Auto Donk]

It'd be great... forever immortalized in all law school curriculum right tween Roe v.Wade & Brown v. Board of Education.

Justice Kennedy extends his "legal reasoning" set forth in the recent gay marriage decision to uphold the dolphin's right to procreate with whoever is stupid enough to pay a fee to "swim" with him.......

horny male dolphins celebrate nation wide and immediately invite Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Elena Kagan to "swim" with them......

Sonia Sotomayor sues AutoDolph and friends for racial discrimination, and loses as the dolphins had a rational basis for the non-invite of the Hispanic justice, that being her vagina smells like Frito Lay Bean Dip, instead of the standard "tuna" that nasty Caucasian women provide......

AutoDolph and friends 2-0 before the Nation's High Court!!!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

AutoDolph and friends 2-0 before the Nation's High Court!!!

And ya just know Clarence Thomas squirrels away some Exhibit pics of autodolph's boner to go with his Long Dong Silver collection.

[Auto Donk]

and deep down he knows it was a dolphin, and not Anita Hill, who put that pubic hair on his Coke..... just the way he likes it

[KVB]

And ya just know Clarence Thomas squirrels away some Exhibit pics of autodolph's boner to go with his Long Dong Silver collection.

Speaking of collections...

[Jimmy Proffett]

I don't know how many times I've told people no flash photography in my house; no one listens

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[Auto Donk]

is that from Sandusky's old Penn State office????

[jjgold]

Good find automan

[KVB]

is that from Sandusky's old Penn State office????

No Donk, that pic comes from The Icelandic Phallological Museum...

They've been calling me to make a cast for years now.

http://www.phallus.is/en/

[Auto Donk]

wow.... i think we've definitely finally found the nation with the most f'n spare time on its hands....... if you got the time to come up the idea for such a museum, build it, and stock it with such bullshit,............. wow...........

[KVB]

Someone's got to do it Donk, someone's got to do it.