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  • jtoler
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-17-13
    • 30967

    #1
    El Chapo Escapes
    Just watched a docu on him last week, not his first time escaping, his MO is always paying off guards. Chapo has given Trumper some more dialogue now, Lil Chapo prob the richest ever to do it.
  • 53 defense
    SBR MVP
    • 09-19-11
    • 1521

    #2
    One way to insure he doesn't escape is to put 3 behind the ear ..... Just sayn
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    • KVB
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-29-14
      • 74817

      #3
      Maximim security, official say no risk even exists of escaping. He escapes through mile long tunnel starting in shower. Tunnel has ventilation and lighting.



      El Chapo cementing his legendary status.

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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        well, let me pose the one question all sbr'ers want to know: How big is his kahk?
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        • Ralphie Halves
          SBR MVP
          • 12-13-09
          • 4507

          #5
          I heard a guy on CNN say that if he gets caught again, he'll just escape again. So I think our idea of "maximum security" in Mexico is off a bit.
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            yah, this dude didn't even have to crawl through steam pipes, he just had his cartel bulldoze an underground tunnel straight to his cell....

            "maximum" in mexico means if you can "pay the maximum" you get out

            usually the tunnel is used to get drugs into the prison
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              I'm just surprised this thread hasn't taken off like the damn big kahk escapee thread.....

              shows two things: 1. the lack of respect mescins get in this nation; and 2. no one cares if it's a little Mexi-dick escapee........

              just more evidence that SBR's kahk-obsessed posters are f'n "size queens"

              edit update: well, in a development that MIGHT JUST GET SOME SBR'ers interested in this story, ABC News just reported that "at the end of the mile long tunnel, there was a GAPING MANHOLE."
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              • itchypickle
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-05-09
                • 21452

                #8
                Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman, who has escaped from prison in Mexico, has reportedly taken to Twitter, where he has taunted the Mexican authorities and sent death threats to his enemies.


                Chapo gets out and logs in to Twitter to threaten Trump
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  tell u what, trump just beefed up security dramatically..... cartel has many mules, etc., in US that would love to be elevated within the cartel by whacking Trump.....

                  scary shit...... the midget is a bad ass and the cartel has many resources (rpg's, fully auto's, etc.) that could make trump's next campaign stop about 10,000 times louder than zach johnson's birdy putt on 16 yesterday.....
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                  • raydog
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 11-07-07
                    • 6984

                    #10
                    we need pronk in here telling us that obama had the tunnel dug and how it was done to benefit so and so ... if you ask him, the usa is behind everything... well, i guess it depends which pronk you are talking too at that hour
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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74817

                      #11
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                      • muldoon
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-04-10
                        • 4397

                        #12
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                        • jtoler
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-17-13
                          • 30967

                          #13
                          The big difference from the Clinton guys and El Chapo is that those guys were being heavily sought out, under duress, and running for their lives with nowhere to go and no one to depend on. El Chapo could very well already be at one of his many destinations with heavy ground support, 50 lookouts, and possibly some lawmen helping him. I doubt they will be searching for him with anywhere near the intensity they searched for the Clinton facility guys. Only in America, I mean Mexico.
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                          • sourtwist
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-10-12
                            • 9364

                            #14
                            CIA has been losing money with him in jail

                            El chapo and CIA back in biz
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                            • itchypickle
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-05-09
                              • 21452

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jtoler
                              The big difference from the Clinton guys and El Chapo is that those guys were being heavily sought out, under duress, and running for their lives with nowhere to go and no one to depend on. El Chapo could very well already be at one of his many destinations with heavy ground support, 50 lookouts, and possibly some lawmen helping him. I doubt they will be searching for him with anywhere near the intensity they searched for the Clinton facility guys. Only in America, I mean Mexico.

                              Oh yes...he's long gone from the area and tucked away nicely. Heard them say the airport nearby...well near drive at least...wasn't told to shut down conveniently so private planes came and went like a normal day. He took his motorcycle a few miles to a road, got picked up, dropped off at the airport and flew to one of many safe houses no doubt.
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                              • Roadtrip635
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 12-07-10
                                • 6129

                                #16
                                That's how you do a prison escape! None of this wandering in the wilderness, getting bit by bugs or eating out of dumpsters. El Chapo is probably getting a slurpee from some young hot chicas, while sipping a margarita and puffing a stogie. That was an impressive tunnel, came up to the exact spot to his cell from a mile away. I was actually kinda impressed that the cartel had an engineering division, those guys know their stuff.

                                Curious to hear how much mouthing off about El Chapo that Trump is going to continue to do. Chapo has the temper, manpower and resources to shut him up Sinaloan style. El Chapo might have a small Kawk, but he got some big balls.
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  what's nice to glean from this little "mile long tunnel" is the ease in which they can be made..... guarantee there are at least 20-30 underneath the us/mex border.......

                                  viva Diminuto Verga!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                  • Roadtrip635
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-07-10
                                    • 6129

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    what's nice to glean from this little "mile long tunnel" is the ease in which they can be made..... guarantee there are at least 20-30 underneath the us/mex border.......

                                    viva Diminuto Verga!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                    I'm guessing way more than that under the border. There are probably more than that between Texas and Mexico.

                                    They're "easy" to make with those kind of resources. They estimated 379 dump trucks full of dirt to make that tunnel to the prison, that's some serious earth moving. Pretty sure I heard that was Mexico's only "supermax" type prison and preiously had no escapes, the first was a doozy for sure.
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                                    • KVB
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-29-14
                                      • 74817

                                      #19
                                      True, we haven't seen such efficient tunnel diggers since the WWII era Japanese on islands in the Pacific. Industrious fukkers indeed.

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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        Mexi-Prison Guard 1 (Jose): "Juan, have you seen those dump trucks hauling away millions of pounds of dirt from across the street?"

                                        Mexi-Prison Gaurd 2 (Juan): "Si"

                                        Jose: "where is all that dirt coming from?"

                                        Jaun: "No se'" (translation: "I don't know")

                                        Jose: "Help me understand this, Juan. A gringo asked me a perplexing question, and when I did not know the answer, he told me, but i still no understand heeeemmm..."

                                        Jaun: "Si"

                                        Jose: "He asked me 'what eees the deeeeference beeeetwwweeeennn a Mexican and a bucket of shit'?, and I told him 'no se'. He yells out 'THE BUCKET!!!!!'" What deeeed heee meeeaaannn?

                                        Jaun: "No se"
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                                        • Giants007
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 06-03-15
                                          • 801

                                          #21
                                          anyone seen any prop bets on this yet?
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                                          • Roadtrip635
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-07-10
                                            • 6129

                                            #22
                                            Matt and Sweat were pumping that man-juice dumpster Joyce Mitchell, but this is what El Chapo has waiting at home for him






                                            That's his wife! Damn! I'd be trying to escape prison too!
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                                            • teaserpleaser
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 08-14-08
                                              • 26015

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by 53 defense
                                              One way to insure he doesn't escape is to put 3 behind the ear ..... Just sayn
                                              I think if they catch him this time that's what they'll do ....mexico has egg on their face for the world to see and U.S. Is busting their balls about it. He's a billionaire in mexico anything is possible for him....anything
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                                              • teaserpleaser
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 08-14-08
                                                • 26015

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Roadtrip635
                                                Matt and Sweat were pumping that man-juice dumpster Joyce Mitchell, but this is what El Chapo has waiting at home for him






                                                That's his wife! Damn! I'd be trying to escape prison too!
                                                all those mexican kingpins get beauty queens I've seen some of his others and they are better looking then that chick she's alright he has better mexico has better.
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                                                • Roadtrip635
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-07-10
                                                  • 6129

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                                                  all those mexican kingpins get beauty queens I've seen some of his others and they are better looking then that chick she's alright he has better mexico has better.
                                                  Her dad was a drug kingpin too, got killed in a shootout, so she understands the life.
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