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  • TheMoneyShot
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    • 02-14-07
    • 28672

    #71
    Sorry guys... I came down with a major chest infection... on antibiotics etc. That's why she pissed me of on Saturday. I told her I was sick on Friday. It got really worse. I haven't been sleeping properly.. sh#$ happens.

    So here's the update. I don't even remember where I left off at? Anyways... here's how the texting went... I woke up and sent her a text at 10AM. She texted right back within 2 minutes. She goes... yes I want to do something with you... but this early? I said... not this early... but what about 2PM or something? (Basically... I have a back up plan if something goes wrong with her. She doesn't know that though.) She goes... well I wanted to lay out first. I said... to tan? She goes yep. I said well that's cool. I don't remember the last time I layed out? Because I do the indoor tanning stuff. She goes... well... how about you just come here? I said ok. I said can you drink in the pool area? (Because I thought you couldn't... just asking.) She goes... oh we can drink by the pool area... I have special containers. I said cool. So, it was about 11AM now... we talked on the phone for about 20 minutes... she had a nice voice. It was soft/delicate. So I get off the phone... and everyone is agreed. She was going to take a shower... before she layed out? Maybe she had a funk to her? lol Or a stinky gash? I don't know... And so.... well... she's showering... I better shower. So, I send her a text saying that it looks like 2PM I'll be there. I'm stopping by a convenience store... did you want me to bring you something? So, while I'm waiting for her reply... I showered... shaved... got my bathing trunks ready... flip flops... and also a 2nd outfit in case we go out. So basically... 30 minutes of RUSH RUSH RUSH... and then I get a text. And how would you guys react to this... word for word:


    "Let me ask you this, would you rather go out for drinks tonight. Maybe downtown (edit). There's a lot going on there tonight, and art fair, music, drinks"


    So I'm reading this... and my first reaction is... she's cancelling. I text back "I don't even know what to say."

    3 Minutes goes by... and I get these text. It wasn't for me. "Tell me why you said all that. And then when you sent this today." Of course whatever she was planning on sending... to whomever... she caught herself. It was never sent.


    She calls me immediately... and she goes what's wrong? I said... what's there to say? We make plans... and you want to ditch the plans. She goes... no no no... you don't understand. I just wanted to spend more time with you. I said... you really just didn't want me over your place... then she said.. no.. that's not true. Then I said... well.. I have a lot to think about... we'll talk later. (I'm not feeling well... I'm on antibiotics... she's talking to some other dude.... I get offered to lay by the pool next to her... already at her place.. That's a WIN WIN situation. Naturally... I'm disappointed. Who the hell wants to do MORE WORK when there was a piece of cake already on first base?? Ya know?


    So I don't text her for about a half hour... and then she writes "So you're going to play games now. You're just what I figured, like the rest of them. Well here's my address (edit edit edit edit). It's on you if you show up I'd love it. If not I will know you're not interested. And leave you alone."

    Then she sends this photo.






    Then we text more and more... naturally she starts explaining herself why she was talking to the "other" guy. She said I don't want him anymore. I want to talk to you. She never said she had a relationship with him... then... 30 minutes later... she admits it.


    So... bottom line... we wasted a lot of time... I got tired because of the meds I'm on... plus... was the juice worth the squeeze? Everything was going through my head. She sent me a text Sunday... saying.. "You should of been here." I didn't respond... was sleeping all day... and then she texted "No answer huh?" And again.. I was still sleeping.... and she said.. "Well I've made my effort. I'm not into games. Good luck to you."

    And that was it.
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    • The Kraken
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-25-11
      • 28918

      #72
      Her daddy left her at a young age and she's not going to let another man do that to her

      No trust, she simply didnt give you the chamce to hurt her.

      Shes a wreck. You want a project, you got one. Wont end well though

      Want a crazy fukk, she's your girl
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      • JMobile
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-21-10
        • 19074

        #73
        TMS, make her drive to you. Do whatever you wanted to do and come back so we can shower you with alpha glory. In other words, keep this one going.
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        • jayfly
          SBR MVP
          • 10-18-09
          • 1234

          #74
          yeah shes a friggin wreck. kinda like a guy in a way lol, playing a few different hook ups at the same time.
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          • tony_come
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-31-10
            • 21695

            #75
            I will come in 25min
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            • TheMoneyShot
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 02-14-07
              • 28672

              #76
              Let's get this straight.... girl has nice , nice lips, nice body. She also seems to like that pink/peach color? Nails... sign... bathing suit. Hmmmmmm. Girl claims she just got out of a 10+ year marriage. I'm not looking for a relationship with her... I just want to H & D. This girl is so looney... I know she'll let me video her. I wonder what kind of odd sh#$ I could get on vid?

              The problem now is... I have a lot of ass kissing to do.
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              • CountNo_Account
                SBR MVP
                • 12-04-12
                • 3410

                #77
                Go pound that peehole!
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #78
                  Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                  Sorry guys... I came down with a major chest infection... on antibiotics etc. That's why she pissed me of on Saturday. I told her I was sick on Friday. It got really worse. I haven't been sleeping properly.. sh#$ happens.

                  So here's the update. I don't even remember where I left off at? Anyways... here's how the texting went... I woke up and sent her a text at 10AM. She texted right back within 2 minutes. She goes... yes I want to do something with you... but this early? I said... not this early... but what about 2PM or something? (Basically... I have a back up plan if something goes wrong with her. She doesn't know that though.) She goes... well I wanted to lay out first. I said... to tan? She goes yep. I said well that's cool. I don't remember the last time I layed out? Because I do the indoor tanning stuff. She goes... well... how about you just come here? I said ok. I said can you drink in the pool area? (Because I thought you couldn't... just asking.) She goes... oh we can drink by the pool area... I have special containers. I said cool. So, it was about 11AM now... we talked on the phone for about 20 minutes... she had a nice voice. It was soft/delicate. So I get off the phone... and everyone is agreed. She was going to take a shower... before she layed out? Maybe she had a funk to her? lol Or a stinky gash? I don't know... And so.... well... she's showering... I better shower. So, I send her a text saying that it looks like 2PM I'll be there. I'm stopping by a convenience store... did you want me to bring you something? So, while I'm waiting for her reply... I showered... shaved... got my bathing trunks ready... flip flops... and also a 2nd outfit in case we go out. So basically... 30 minutes of RUSH RUSH RUSH... and then I get a text. And how would you guys react to this... word for word:


                  "Let me ask you this, would you rather go out for drinks tonight. Maybe downtown (edit). There's a lot going on there tonight, and art fair, music, drinks"


                  So I'm reading this... and my first reaction is... she's cancelling. I text back "I don't even know what to say."

                  3 Minutes goes by... and I get these text. It wasn't for me. "Tell me why you said all that. And then when you sent this today." Of course whatever she was planning on sending... to whomever... she caught herself. It was never sent.


                  She calls me immediately... and she goes what's wrong? I said... what's there to say? We make plans... and you want to ditch the plans. She goes... no no no... you don't understand. I just wanted to spend more time with you. I said... you really just didn't want me over your place... then she said.. no.. that's not true. Then I said... well.. I have a lot to think about... we'll talk later. (I'm not feeling well... I'm on antibiotics... she's talking to some other dude.... I get offered to lay by the pool next to her... already at her place.. That's a WIN WIN situation. Naturally... I'm disappointed. Who the hell wants to do MORE WORK when there was a piece of cake already on first base?? Ya know?


                  So I don't text her for about a half hour... and then she writes "So you're going to play games now. You're just what I figured, like the rest of them. Well here's my address (edit edit edit edit). It's on you if you show up I'd love it. If not I will know you're not interested. And leave you alone."

                  Then she sends this photo.






                  Then we text more and more... naturally she starts explaining herself why she was talking to the "other" guy. She said I don't want him anymore. I want to talk to you. She never said she had a relationship with him... then... 30 minutes later... she admits it.


                  So... bottom line... we wasted a lot of time... I got tired because of the meds I'm on... plus... was the juice worth the squeeze? Everything was going through my head. She sent me a text Sunday... saying.. "You should of been here." I didn't respond... was sleeping all day... and then she texted "No answer huh?" And again.. I was still sleeping.... and she said.. "Well I've made my effort. I'm not into games. Good luck to you."

                  And that was it.
                  okay, there's a whole lot going on here.........

                  first off, your "spot on" re: all this showering..... she's definitely concerned about having "robin box" (see my prior posts re same, ie, the phenomenon where a woman's vag smells like a three day old dead robin....)

                  second, clearly, either she 1. is trying to get some monetary value out of you before spreading her arthritic legs for you, or 2. possibly intended to use you as a "fluffer" for her date later that evening........

                  And lastly, in light of all the bullshit, you should've just said nothing and showed up for the pool date..... release AutoDolph once she gets into the pool to cool off after "tanning," let him do what he does, then you yell out in frustration, "Well, I guess that's THAT!!!!" and hit the exit as my pet Dolphin lays the f'n dolphinwood to her in the pool.........


                  and a few sidenotes: once again an indoor photo with those stupid fkin' shades to hide her old, methed-out eyes!

                  and TMS, on a personal note/evalaluation of your "closing skills," all of your whining about plans being broken, other guys, and "a lot to think about" is rather bitch-like.... Get it in your head and get over it: all women have other options... your goal as a f'n man is go to over there and pipe her midday in the timeslot she's alloted you, and while doing so put the good shit down on her so that mid-afternoon turns into nightfall, she dumps all other guys/plans and keeps giving it up to you........ at least that's the Donk Way of handling satellite kahk..... run un em off like the dominant buck you are..... pound that pussy such that while fk'n her brains out, you fuk those other guys right out of her mind, as well.......

                  it's never a good sign when I'm having a hard time -- and having to reread the dialogue -- to determine whether the quotes in a story are being attributed to the man, or to the woman. A lot in this story sounded like two women arguing about who was going to wear what clothing out to the club...... Just a lot of meaningless drivel with little or nothing to do with getting down to point of this whole routine, ie., sex
                  Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-13-15, 07:56 AM.
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                  • PAULYPOKER
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                    • 12-06-08
                    • 36581

                    #79
                    Lol..........

                    Stay away money,

                    She crazy,

                    the dead give away?

                    that rack ain't real
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                    • TheMoneyShot
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                      • 02-14-07
                      • 28672

                      #80
                      Any poster that wants "A REAL SHOT OF THOSE CANS" PM Me. Can't post photo in thread.

                      I will say this... for just some regular girl off the street... nice nips... nice rack... motorboat material fo sho... Has to be the best rack ever (proportion wise) that I've ever witnessed before.
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                      • FlipsideRM
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-28-11
                        • 10518

                        #81
                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                        and TMS, on a personal note/evalaluation of your "closing skills," all of your whining about plans being broken, other guys, and "a lot to think about" is rather bitch-like.... Get it in your head and get over it: all women have other options... your goal as a f'n man is go to over there and pipe her midday in the timeslot she's alloted you, and while doing so put the good shit down on her so that mid-afternoon turns into nightfall, she dumps all other guys/plans and keeps giving it up to you........ at least that's the Donk Way of handling satellite kahk..... run un em off like the dominant buck you are..... pound that pussy such that while fk'n her brains out, you fuk those other guys right out of her mind, as well.......

                        it's never a good sign when I'm having a hard time -- and having to reread the dialogue -- to determine whether the quotes in a story are being attributed to the man, or to the woman. A lot in this story sounded like two women arguing about who was going to wear what clothing out to the club...... Just a lot of meaningless drivel with little or nothing to do with getting down to point of this whole routine, ie., sex
                        lmao this is so spot on. Money have you ever even fked one of these chicks or do you just post threads asking whether you should or not.
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                        • Da Manster!
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-13-07
                          • 17720

                          #82
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          okay, there's a whole lot going on here.........

                          first off, your "spot on" re: all this showering..... she's definitely concerned about having "robin box" (see my prior posts re same, ie, the phenomenon where a woman's vag smells like a three day old dead robin....)

                          second, clearly, either she 1. is trying to get some monetary value out of you before spreading her arthritic legs for you, or 2. possibly intended to use you as a "fluffer" for her date later that evening........

                          And lastly, in light of all the bullshit, you should've just said nothing and showed up for the pool date..... release AutoDolph once she gets into the pool to cool off after "tanning," let him do what he does, then you yell out in frustration, "Well, I guess that's THAT!!!!" and hit the exit as my pet Dolphin lays the f'n dolphinwood to her in the pool.........


                          and a few sidenotes: once again an indoor photo with those stupid fkin' shades to hide her old, methed-out eyes!

                          and TMS, on a personal note/evalaluation of your "closing skills," all of your whining about plans being broken, other guys, and "a lot to think about" is rather bitch-like.... Get it in your head and get over it: all women have other options... your goal as a f'n man is go to over there and pipe her midday in the timeslot she's alloted you, and while doing so put the good shit down on her so that mid-afternoon turns into nightfall, she dumps all other guys/plans and keeps giving it up to you........ at least that's the Donk Way of handling satellite kahk..... run un em off like the dominant buck you are..... pound that pussy such that while fk'n her brains out, you fuk those other guys right out of her mind, as well.......

                          it's never a good sign when I'm having a hard time -- and having to reread the dialogue -- to determine whether the quotes in a story are being attributed to the man, or to the woman. A lot in this story sounded like two women arguing about who was going to wear what clothing out to the club...... Just a lot of meaningless drivel with little or nothing to do with getting down to point of this whole routine, ie., sex
                          tim,
                          I'll just summarize Donk's novel into a one sentence post....go over there and fuk her and then get the hell out of dodge!...
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #83
                            also, TMS, employ your "Donk Vision" in situations such as this weekend, and know that when she sends you a photo saying some crap about coming to a pool, what she really means is this:
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                            Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-13-15, 12:16 PM.
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                            • TheLock
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-06-08
                              • 14427

                              #84
                              Based on what I've read......

                              She has fun come-on-me but she's way too flaky and you should not have patience for that.

                              I know it's hard to next a chick when she sending you pics of those big cans but you gotta next it.
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                              • bigtymer56
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-31-12
                                • 4742

                                #85
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                TMS, on a personal note/evalaluation of your "closing skills," all of your whining about plans being broken, other guys, and "a lot to think about" is rather bitch-like.... Get it in your head and get over it: all women have other options... your goal as a f'n man is go to over there and pipe her midday in the timeslot she's alloted you, and while doing so put the good shit down on her so that mid-afternoon turns into nightfall, she dumps all other guys/plans and keeps giving it up to you........ at least that's the Donk Way of handling satellite kahk..... run un em off like the dominant buck you are..... pound that pussy such that while fk'n her brains out, you fuk those other guys right out of her mind, as well.......

                                it's never a good sign when I'm having a hard time -- and having to reread the dialogue -- to determine whether the quotes in a story are being attributed to the man, or to the woman. A lot in this story sounded like two women arguing about who was going to wear what clothing out to the club...... Just a lot of meaningless drivel with little or nothing to do with getting down to point of this whole routine, ie., sex
                                Donk hit the nail on the penetrating head here.

                                Some woman bitched out on me for suggesting a change of plans like TMS did, not responding...automatically thinking she got issues.

                                You need to take Donks advice. For somebody who only wants to hump and dump...sure aint acting like it. Sounds like your already sprung. Catching feelings when she brings up other dudes, talking about how she got a sexy voice, perfect and havent even met her face 2 face yet.
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                                • TheMoneyShot
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-14-07
                                  • 28672

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  and TMS, on a personal note/evalaluation of your "closing skills," all of your whining about plans being broken, other guys, and "a lot to think about" is rather bitch-like.... Get it in your head and get over it: all women have other options... your goal as a f'n man is go to over there and pipe her midday in the timeslot she's alloted you, and while doing so put the good shit down on her so that mid-afternoon turns into nightfall, she dumps all other guys/plans and keeps giving it up to you........ at least that's the Donk Way of handling satellite kahk..... run un em off like the dominant buck you are..... pound that pussy such that while fk'n her brains out, you fuk those other guys right out of her mind, as well.......

                                  it's never a good sign when I'm having a hard time -- and having to reread the dialogue -- to determine whether the quotes in a story are being attributed to the man, or to the woman. A lot in this story sounded like two women arguing about who was going to wear what clothing out to the club...... Just a lot of meaningless drivel with little or nothing to do with getting down to point of this whole routine, ie., sex


                                  Originally posted by TheLock
                                  Based on what I've read......

                                  She has fun come-on-me but she's way too flaky and you should not have patience for that.

                                  I know it's hard to next a chick when she sending you pics of those big cans but you gotta next it.

                                  Originally posted by bigtymer56

                                  Donk hit the nail on the penetrating head here.

                                  Some woman bitched out on me for suggesting a change of plans like TMS did, not responding...automatically thinking she got issues.

                                  You need to take Donks advice. For somebody who only wants to hump and dump...sure aint acting like it. Sounds like your already sprung. Catching feelings when she brings up other dudes, talking about how she got a sexy voice, perfect and havent even met her face 2 face yet.

                                  Truth of the matter is... look how many errors this woman made within minutes? She's a compulsive liar. Yes, we all lie to a degree. But don't make it so obvious. This girl trips on her own sentences. You have to say to yourself... you're going to blow gas money. You're going to blow money going out. You may not even get any action. So, you have to analyze all of this in the equation. I can see an easy $60-$100 blown. And for what??? NO ACTION?

                                  I agreed to the pool idea. That was a no brainer. Pick up some drinks... $20.00... 10.00 for gas. $30.00 she's sucking you off in her condo PRICELESS. You know what I'm saying? Be she drew that wild card on me. That was a setup text I got about... HEY let's go downtown this evening. I was being setup and I know it. She said on the phone it wasn't. Of course she's going to deny it. So, the juice wasn't worth the squeeze.

                                  And whoever said about emotions??? When you have emotions for someone... you 100% want or will text that person again. There's no and if's or but's about it. I have no care to text her again. She's brittle as fuk. Now, if I'm in her area... and she's the backup of someone else... and I want to finish this thread... and it's EASY.... then of course I'm going to finish this thread and put photos up. I always do.

                                  The girl has an ability to be funny... she does have a sweet voice... but she's lazy in her thoughts at times. It's clearly evident.
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                                  • jtoler
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                                    #87
                                    Is she Vietnamese, Tiawanese, or Philippino?
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                                    • Auto Donk
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                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                      .... but she's lazy in her thoughts at times. It's clearly evident.
                                      so long as she's not lazy while ridin' reverse cowgirl, or while bouncing up/down in the catcher's position while you're flat on your back, or while jawing the ol meatstick, I could not care less if she daydreams a bit, forgets to text me, or even f'n forgets my fkin' name..........

                                      in fact, i'd prefer it that way..........
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                                      • TheMoneyShot
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                                        • 02-14-07
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                                        #89
                                        So everyone who got her photo... (You need not identify yourself).... do you see how perfect those nips are? You can suck on those all night long. Only thing she has going for herself.
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                                        • FlipsideRM
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                                          • 09-28-11
                                          • 10518

                                          #90
                                          Close thread
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                                          • drfunkmaster
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                                            • 11-29-08
                                            • 11162

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                            So everyone who got her photo... (You need not identify yourself).... do you see how perfect those nips are? You can suck on those all night long. Only thing she has going for herself.
                                            hahahhaha .. but you have zero intentions on doing exactly that. just all talk and no action.
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                                            • shocktopme
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 10-15-10
                                              • 940

                                              #92
                                              Will be watching for you on that show disappeared!!!!!
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81450

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                So everyone who got her photo... (You need not identify yourself).... do you see how perfect those nips are? You can suck on those all night long. Only thing she has going for herself.
                                                Money, PM me those . I want to see.
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                                                • boeing power
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                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  Money, PM me those . I want to see.
                                                  +1....
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                                                  • TheMoneyShot
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                                                    • 02-14-07
                                                    • 28672

                                                    #95
                                                    BP - I tried to send it to you. It said you need to clear some space in your mailbox.
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                                                    • boeing power
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                                                      #96
                                                      I cleared some space for .
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                                                      • boeing power
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                                                        #97
                                                        Sweet Jesus money,

                                                        you have to hit that.
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                                                        • Snowball
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                                                          #98
                                                          I want to date Tiffany Trump.
                                                          Think I got a shot ?

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                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81450

                                                            #99
                                                            Thanks for the pic Money.

                                                            Wow... you need to fuk that girl!

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                                                            • Scrappy Do
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                                                              • 09-11-11
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                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              Thanks for the pic Money.

                                                              Wow... you need to fuk that girl!

                                                              Ok I didn't really give a shit about a set of , but now I wanna see.
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                                                              • actiondan
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                                                                #101
                                                                Pming nudes is allowed? Nice
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                                                                • daneblazer
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                                                                  #102
                                                                  Robin box
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                                                                  • compaqDikk
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                                                                    #103
                                                                    Mods unban my privates messages
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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                                      • 11-30-08
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                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                                      Mods unban my privates messages
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                                                                      • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                                                        #105
                                                                        Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                                        Mods unban my privates messages
                                                                        me too... i fukking feel left out.
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