Given the "high" alert status that the Gov't is putting down on us for the 4th of July, which just happens to occur during this "Ramadan period," as a result of terrorist threats and the "oh so effective" Isis/Isil social media campaign, which is apparently radicalizing Camel Jockey Americans at an alarming rate, I am taking it upon myself to throw out a little common-sense advice to employ during your partying this weekend while celebrating our Nation's independence....
First, like the ol saying that applies to cigarettes during any break in a long, grinding poker tournament, ie, "smoke em if you got em," Donk advises "Carry em if you got em." That's right, you gotta gun, carry it to whatever public celebration you might attend.
Second, be prepared to use it..... Simply carrying isn't gonna help shit if it ain't loaded, and if you're not committed to completely blowing away any dusty nuts snake-charmer that gets outta line and starts trying to behead someone.....
Third, keep your heads on a swivel.... Like The Channel 4 News Team from San Diego in a vicious "kahk fight," you must be vigilant! For example, if you see any cab drivers congregating and looking like Mohammed Atta, shady and/or aggressive in any way..... Any of them make a move, empty the f'n clip.....
Fourth, you hear somebody with an arabic accent yelling "Allah Achbar," that's probable cause to unload........ While Jodi Arias may have been wrong when she proclaimed "NO JURY WILL EVER CONVICT ME," rest assured no jury will ever convict you for cappin' a fig-gobblin goat roper who yells that shit out........
Fifth, like it was flying after 9-11, make eye contact with all the good Americans around you -- like we did on jets after the cowards hi jacked em -- to ensure that you're all on the same page and ready to combat any wanna be jihadist with a group ass-beating if he shows any ill-will or intent to harm.....
Sixth, get yo drink on, smoke on, or whatever it is you get on to get it on, and have a HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!
First, like the ol saying that applies to cigarettes during any break in a long, grinding poker tournament, ie, "smoke em if you got em," Donk advises "Carry em if you got em." That's right, you gotta gun, carry it to whatever public celebration you might attend.
Second, be prepared to use it..... Simply carrying isn't gonna help shit if it ain't loaded, and if you're not committed to completely blowing away any dusty nuts snake-charmer that gets outta line and starts trying to behead someone.....
Third, keep your heads on a swivel.... Like The Channel 4 News Team from San Diego in a vicious "kahk fight," you must be vigilant! For example, if you see any cab drivers congregating and looking like Mohammed Atta, shady and/or aggressive in any way..... Any of them make a move, empty the f'n clip.....
Fourth, you hear somebody with an arabic accent yelling "Allah Achbar," that's probable cause to unload........ While Jodi Arias may have been wrong when she proclaimed "NO JURY WILL EVER CONVICT ME," rest assured no jury will ever convict you for cappin' a fig-gobblin goat roper who yells that shit out........
Fifth, like it was flying after 9-11, make eye contact with all the good Americans around you -- like we did on jets after the cowards hi jacked em -- to ensure that you're all on the same page and ready to combat any wanna be jihadist with a group ass-beating if he shows any ill-will or intent to harm.....
Sixth, get yo drink on, smoke on, or whatever it is you get on to get it on, and have a HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!
