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  • PorkChop
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-18-08
    • 8193

    #1
    Starbucks
    Anyone else make up names when you oder?

    They don't always ask you for your name when you order, but i always make something up and it always gets written on my cup. And they are always unfazed like they;ve heard it all.

    Try it boys. Makes your d*ck grow an inch for the day
  • JAKEPEAVY21
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-11-11
    • 29265

    #2
    whatever floats your boat
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      Originally posted by PorkChop
      Anyone else make up names when you oder?

      They don't always ask you for your name when you order, but i always make something up and it always gets written on my cup. And they are always unfazed like they;ve heard it all.

      Try it boys. Makes your d*ck grow an inch for the day
      let me guess, you tell them "Lex Steele" or "Long Schlong Ron Jeremy"?

      I may try that this afternoon, tho I may not b/c the hot little Barista who works the counter might blush when she asks me, "Mr. Jeremy, how do you spell schlong?"

      Id rather not warp her little 17 yr old mind; not yet, anyway......
      Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-25-15, 11:03 AM.
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      • Jayvegas420
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-09-11
        • 28213

        #4
        I always tell them my name is Free.
        Then when I get to the cash I tell them the manager said this one was on the house.
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #5
          Starbucks represents everything that is wrong with America.


          I hate starbucks with a passion. I would not drink a cup of coffee there if you paid me $500 cash. I used to think that i hated coffee but it just turns out that i hated starbucks coffee. It's fukkin piss in a cup.

          They spread like wild fire and pop up on every corner making it nearly impossible for local coffee shops to be in business with local organic coffee.

          Starbucks Coffee represents corporate America and is the opposite of what we need in America. We need to buy local. We need small businesses.

          FUKK STARBUCKS

          BAN THEM FROM YOUR CITY
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          • Jayvegas420
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-09-11
            • 28213

            #6
            You guys grow coffee beans in America?
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            • itchypickle
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-05-09
              • 21452

              #7
              Albee Fuctifino and my girlfriend's name is Anita Dickinme

              I Ben Jackinoff or Clint Toris

              Cantsia Weiner

              Dick Aiken or Dick Hertz and his girl Edith D Pose

              Mike Hockertz

              Moe Lester
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              • SharpAngles
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 04-15-14
                • 9467

                #8
                Usually go with Mike Oxlong

                Sometimes mix it up with Oxuge
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                • mcaulay777
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-13-10
                  • 1769

                  #9
                  I hate Starbucks but my wife loves it so if she drags me there then I will get something. What I do there is I refuse to say the word Venti.When I am at the counter ill say give me a extra large coffee with cream.The girl will go we do not have extra large we have venti.Well give me a large.We do not have a large it is venti and we go back and forth the whole time my wife well be soft hitting me in the back to knock it off.
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                  • Jimmy Proffett
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-20-09
                    • 2729

                    #10
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