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  • daneblazer
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #1
    Who would you rather go on a cross country drive with
    If you they gave you $2,000 to do it

    Jj Gold
    Seaweed
    Big Bear

  • DOM_Toretto
    Restricted User
    • 01-28-13
    • 9035

    #2
    Gold might get us killed
    Weeder is weird

    I pick bear
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    • Booya711
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-20-11
      • 27329

      #3
      Gold or bear...seaweed would be on the side of the road before the trip began
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      • Optional
        Administrator
        • 06-10-10
        • 61680

        #4
        JJ. The other two wouldn't know when to shut up.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
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          • downsouth
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-13-11
            • 11580

            #6
            Gotta be gold. Far and away funniest of the three
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            • Pauulzcappin
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-23-10
              • 20295

              #7
              depends, do you get the money upfront? if so i'd pick weeder, kill him and make the trip. if not, probably big bear.
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              • Pauulzcappin
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-23-10
                • 20295

                #8
                coach probably farts a lot. it would be a shitty trip unless you are driving a convertible
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                • KVB
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-29-14
                  • 74817

                  #9
                  It has to be JJ Gold. I'm pretty sure there's something not right about Big Bear and I know there's something wrong with Mr. Weed, but JJ Gold is as normal as they come.

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                  • Ted Sheckler
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-08-14
                    • 1936

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Optional
                    JJ. The other two wouldn't know when to shut up.


                    Exactly.

                    Within the first 10 minutes Bear would say "STOP THE CAR, STOP THE CAR!!!!, Pulll over I gotta get a photo of this awesome car to show my friends" So we pull over and I'm looking around like what the fuk is going on here. Then he pulls out a disposable camera and asks me to take a photo of him and a toyota camry.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      I am much more professional and much more educated than seaweed and the bigbear
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                      • Ted Sheckler
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-08-14
                        • 1936

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        I am much more professional and much more educated than seaweed and the bigbear

                        Not something most brag about.
                        Making it through 5th grade isn't the accomplishment it once was.
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                        • SharpAngles
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 04-15-14
                          • 9467

                          #13
                          Impossible scenario. Those 3 wouldn't have 2k to post up
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                          • Ra77er
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-20-11
                            • 10969

                            #14
                            Depends on which Ra77er is driving that day.
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              wow.... initial reaction, of course, JJ.....

                              but then i thought of all the ways I could "drop" seeweed off ("let's stop here at this scenic overlook, weeder..... put on your skimask and I'll take a photo of you with the grand canyon in the background..... mask looks nice.... now, back up a little farther..... little bit more.... dammit, weeder, the canyon isn't gonna show very well unless you take a few more steps back.... that's it....."

                              weeder: "wwwhhoooooaaaaa! Hoollllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sssssssssssssshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt tttttttttttttt" fading off to silence......

                              Suddenly a black mercedes with "diplomat" plates pulls up.... Donk: "Sasha! good to see you again, comrade! Let's get the fuk outta here!"
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                              • yydouble
                                SBR MVP
                                • 05-30-11
                                • 1240

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                I am much more professional and much more educated than seaweed and the bigbear
                                That seals it for me
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                                • lakerboy
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-02-09
                                  • 94379

                                  #17
                                  seaweed.
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #18
                                    I guess JJ.

                                    I would say Weeder but driving with a guy wearing a ski mask would get us pulled over by the police way too many times.
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                                    • Seaweed
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-19-12
                                      • 26318

                                      #19
                                      I am more educated than JJ
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                                      • yydouble
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-30-11
                                        • 1240

                                        #20
                                        I feel an IQ battle coming on.
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                                        • KVB
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 05-29-14
                                          • 74817

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by yydouble
                                          I feel an IQ battle coming on.
                                          I can see the battle now:

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                                          • yydouble
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-30-11
                                            • 1240

                                            #22
                                            Lol @ The guy in white trunks back pedaling!
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                                            • yydouble
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 05-30-11
                                              • 1240

                                              #23
                                              Ok.
                                              Both of you post the smartest thing you ever did in 10 words or less.
                                              Let SBR decide the winner.
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                                              • Mase of Base
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-24-12
                                                • 3622

                                                #24
                                                Saer for sure he's got half of SBR on a string, funny cat. Bear would talk too much bases and coach would be that guy that points out every single female and tells you what he would do to them, funny the first three times then gets old fast.
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                                                • Seaweed
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 01-19-12
                                                  • 26318

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by yydouble
                                                  Ok.
                                                  Both of you post the smartest thing you ever did in 10 words or less.
                                                  Let SBR decide the winner.
                                                  One time, I decided to fade JJ Gold's plays.
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                                                  • yydouble
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 05-30-11
                                                    • 1240

                                                    #26
                                                    Seaweed that was good.
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                                                    • yydouble
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-30-11
                                                      • 1240

                                                      #27
                                                      JJ can you top that?
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                                                      • TheMoneyShot
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                                                        • 02-14-07
                                                        • 28672

                                                        #28
                                                        Gold
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                                                        • Seto
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-16-11
                                                          • 12906

                                                          #29
                                                          JJ would make for the most entertaining trip for sure.

                                                          Seaweed is extremely annoying but probably harmless so at least there's no risk involved in choosing him.

                                                          So I guess it depends what you think is more important.
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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43558

                                                            #30
                                                            if travel time is important, go with jj over seeweed..... as with jj, you'll be able to take the hov lane unimpeded....

                                                            with seeweed, cops are sure to pull you over thinking the masked thing riding shot gun with you is a dummy you're using to try and skirt the "2 passenger minimum" rules for the Hov lane, thereby causing at least one or two delays of about 20 minutes a piece
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                                                            • daneblazer
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 09-14-08
                                                              • 27861

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SharpAngles
                                                              Impossible scenario. Those 3 wouldn't have 2k to post up
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                                                              • daneblazer
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 09-14-08
                                                                • 27861

                                                                #32
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                                                                • convick
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 11-03-11
                                                                  • 3954

                                                                  #33


                                                                  Gold is the only one left from that group.
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