Who would you rather go on a cross country drive with
If you they gave you $2,000 to do it
Jj Gold
Seaweed
Big Bear
DOM_Toretto
Restricted User
01-28-13
9035
#2
Gold might get us killed
Weeder is weird
I pick bear
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#3
Gold or bear...seaweed would be on the side of the road before the trip began
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Optional
Administrator
06-10-10
61672
#4
JJ. The other two wouldn't know when to shut up.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#5
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downsouth
SBR Posting Legend
01-13-11
11580
#6
Gotta be gold. Far and away funniest of the three
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Pauulzcappin
SBR Posting Legend
04-23-10
20295
#7
depends, do you get the money upfront? if so i'd pick weeder, kill him and make the trip. if not, probably big bear.
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Pauulzcappin
SBR Posting Legend
04-23-10
20295
#8
coach probably farts a lot. it would be a shitty trip unless you are driving a convertible
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#9
It has to be JJ Gold. I'm pretty sure there's something not right about Big Bear and I know there's something wrong with Mr. Weed, but JJ Gold is as normal as they come.
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Ted Sheckler
SBR MVP
01-08-14
1936
#10
Originally posted by Optional
JJ. The other two wouldn't know when to shut up.
Exactly.
Within the first 10 minutes Bear would say "STOP THE CAR, STOP THE CAR!!!!, Pulll over I gotta get a photo of this awesome car to show my friends" So we pull over and I'm looking around like what the fuk is going on here. Then he pulls out a disposable camera and asks me to take a photo of him and a toyota camry.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#11
I am much more professional and much more educated than seaweed and the bigbear
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Ted Sheckler
SBR MVP
01-08-14
1936
#12
Originally posted by jjgold
I am much more professional and much more educated than seaweed and the bigbear
Not something most brag about.
Making it through 5th grade isn't the accomplishment it once was.
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SharpAngles
SBR Hall of Famer
04-15-14
9467
#13
Impossible scenario. Those 3 wouldn't have 2k to post up
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Ra77er
SBR Posting Legend
06-20-11
10969
#14
Depends on which Ra77er is driving that day.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#15
wow.... initial reaction, of course, JJ.....
but then i thought of all the ways I could "drop" seeweed off ("let's stop here at this scenic overlook, weeder..... put on your skimask and I'll take a photo of you with the grand canyon in the background..... mask looks nice.... now, back up a little farther..... little bit more.... dammit, weeder, the canyon isn't gonna show very well unless you take a few more steps back.... that's it....."
weeder: "wwwhhoooooaaaaa! Hoollllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sssssssssssssshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt tttttttttttttt" fading off to silence......
Suddenly a black mercedes with "diplomat" plates pulls up.... Donk: "Sasha! good to see you again, comrade! Let's get the fuk outta here!"
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yydouble
SBR MVP
05-30-11
1240
#16
Originally posted by jjgold
I am much more professional and much more educated than seaweed and the bigbear
That seals it for me
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lakerboy
SBR Aristocracy
04-02-09
94379
#17
seaweed.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#18
I guess JJ.
I would say Weeder but driving with a guy wearing a ski mask would get us pulled over by the police way too many times.
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#19
I am more educated than JJ
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yydouble
SBR MVP
05-30-11
1240
#20
I feel an IQ battle coming on.
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#21
Originally posted by yydouble
I feel an IQ battle coming on.
I can see the battle now:
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yydouble
SBR MVP
05-30-11
1240
#22
Lol @ The guy in white trunks back pedaling!
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yydouble
SBR MVP
05-30-11
1240
#23
Ok.
Both of you post the smartest thing you ever did in 10 words or less.
Let SBR decide the winner.
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Mase of Base
SBR MVP
07-24-12
3622
#24
Saer for sure he's got half of SBR on a string, funny cat. Bear would talk too much bases and coach would be that guy that points out every single female and tells you what he would do to them, funny the first three times then gets old fast.
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#25
Originally posted by yydouble
Ok.
Both of you post the smartest thing you ever did in 10 words or less.
Let SBR decide the winner.
One time, I decided to fade JJ Gold's plays.
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yydouble
SBR MVP
05-30-11
1240
#26
Seaweed that was good.
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yydouble
SBR MVP
05-30-11
1240
#27
JJ can you top that?
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TheMoneyShot
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02-14-07
28672
#28
Gold
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Seto
SBR Posting Legend
12-16-11
12906
#29
JJ would make for the most entertaining trip for sure.
Seaweed is extremely annoying but probably harmless so at least there's no risk involved in choosing him.
So I guess it depends what you think is more important.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#30
if travel time is important, go with jj over seeweed..... as with jj, you'll be able to take the hov lane unimpeded....
with seeweed, cops are sure to pull you over thinking the masked thing riding shot gun with you is a dummy you're using to try and skirt the "2 passenger minimum" rules for the Hov lane, thereby causing at least one or two delays of about 20 minutes a piece
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daneblazer
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09-14-08
27861
#31
Originally posted by SharpAngles
Impossible scenario. Those 3 wouldn't have 2k to post up