black friend of mine has a little boy, one day his little boy said, "Daddy, I wanna be white." His dad slaps him and says "go to go tell that shit to yo mother....." Little boy runs into the kitchen, where mama (also black) is making pancakes..... before telling mama anything about what he'd told daddy, the little tyke sees the flour for the pancakes, and starts pattin' himself down in it, turning his face white.....
His momma sees him, and says, "WTF are you doing???" He says, "look mama, i'm white." Naturally, she slaps the shit out of him and says "go show that shit to yo daddy!"
Kid runs back into the living room, and proudly pronounces to my buddy, "Look Daddy!!!! I'm white!!!" This, of course, gets him slappped upside his nappy little head again, and he runs off into his bedroom crying.....
well, the chitlin' and pancakes breakfast is ready to eat about 15 minutes later, and mama calls the little boy back into the kitchen area to eat breakfast..... Little tyke sits down, still pouting, and mama asks him, "what's wrong, Baby?"
Little kid wipes away a tear or two, and says, "Fuk, I've only been white for 15 minutes, and I already hate you [censored "n-word"'s]"