I almost forgot to tell you guys VERY IMPORTANT INFO INSIDE

[texhooper]

Not that any of you guys go out of your house/apartment/grandmother's basement, but wanted to let you all know that Jurassic World sucks ass.

[Ra77er]

That actually is good information. About the clearest I've seen in a week. Thanks Tex

[Jayvegas420]

Dinosaurs living with humans.
Just like in the bible.
Was it worse than Noah?

[Seaweed]

Dinosaurs living with humans.
Just like in the bible.
Was it worse than Noah?

Chris Bosh lives with humans.

Thus, possible.

[thetrinity]

i was disappointed in it, flimsy plot, bad acting, great special effects though

[jjgold]

Go get laid Texas hopper

[thetrinity]

Go get laid Texas hopper

pot meet kettle

[El Nino]

Go get laid Texas hopper

[texhooper]

i was disappointed in it, flimsy plot, bad acting, great special effects though

agree with all of this and would like to add the script too, my god. the whole thing was one big cliche. i'm on board with the premise, i mean, who doesn't like the original jurassic park? they could have done a much better job with this one.

[texhooper]

Go get laid Texas hopper

coach i was in between sessions and realized i needed to get my post count up.

Texas hopper

[jjgold]

coach i was in between sessions and realized i needed to get my post count up.

Texas hopper

Movies are a waste of time and fantasy..sbr is real

[Scorpion]

Chris Bosh lives with humans.

Thus, possible.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Shit just got real.

[Boner_18]

It that the one where some dinosaurs get loose and threaten a bunch of people?

[texhooper]

Kinda, boner. This movie just came out this past weekend and had the largest opening box office in history, so I wanted you guys to know the real scoop before you gave in to the hype. I took my daughter to see it and I wasn't expecting much but I definitely wasn't expecting it to suck so heinously. It's the least I could do to let you guys know

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I had no idea it had the larger opening box office in history.

Wow

This is neat:


http://www.slashfilm.com/jurassic-world-the-avengers-box-office/

[smoke a bowl]

Chris Bosh lives with humans.

Thus, possible.

[byronbb]

Only an idiot would need to actually see that movie to know it was terrible.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

just watched this movie. it's not atrocious. not the greatest story line but pretty entertaining imo...

what do you really expect from a movie based on dinosaurs though?

the way it ended, jurassic world 2 is imminent.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

just watched this movie. it's not atrocious. not the greatest story line but pretty entertaining imo...

what do you really expect from a movie based on dinosaurs though?

the way it ended, jurassic world 2 is imminent.

Tons of movies nowadays leave open ending like that. If the movie does well in the box office they will make a sequal.

I have not seen Jurassic World yet though, but I'm sure I will though.

[rkelly110]

Damn it Tex, I did some chores for granma and just got enough money to go see this movie.

I was already to go after febreezing the musty basement smell from the clothes I wore 3 days ago.
Put baby powder in my hair to relieve some of the grease in it and put on deodorant to look somewhat
presentable in public and then I see this post.

Thanks pal. Got all doodied up for nothing.

[bigtymer56]

As someone who came in with no expectations, came out thinking "Hey that was a pretty good monster movie".

Not sure what you guys wanted plotwise or expected from a movie about a dinosaur theme park.

Hopefully the sequels arent as bad as the ones that followed the original.

[Auto Donk]

I had no idea it had the larger opening box office in history.

Wow

This is neat:


http://www.slashfilm.com/jurassic-world-the-avengers-box-office/

well, there should be an asterisk here......

as "mean girl's" actually had a larger "box opening" when it premiered.....

that being Lindsay Lohan's at the after party after she railed three Tony Montana-sized lines of blo....