This girl hits on you at the bar - Do you take her home?

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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    This girl hits on you at the bar - Do you take her home?
    Keep in mind she may be photoshopped a little, so you may have to take 1 or 2 points off.




















  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-08-14
    • 14988

    #2
    No. I would have her recommend some good burger joints though.
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    • Spedizzo
      SBR MVP
      • 12-16-11
      • 1557

      #3
      Take her home in what

      the fukkin Hindenburg?
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #4
        Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
        No. I would have her recommend some good burger joints though.

        Originally posted by Spedizzo
        Take her home in what

        the fukkin Hindenburg?
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        • Buckandadime
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 04-21-15
          • 8847

          #5
          1 roll, cool, yes.. 4 rolls? Wouldn't touch it with a 10' pole..
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          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-08-14
            • 14988

            #6
            Where do you even find pants that big?
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            • Kermit
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-27-10
              • 32555

              #7
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              • MickeyMan
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-20-09
                • 5091

                #8
                Looks like she thinks she's hot and full of confidence lol
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                • hankcream
                  SBR MVP
                  • 06-30-10
                  • 2048

                  #9
                  Her face isn't too bad, so If I had enough alcohol I might be game. But I wouldn't have a clue which position to get her in that I would be able to get some penetration with all that junk in the way.
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                  • swordsandtequila
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-23-12
                    • 9757

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    No. I would have her recommend some good burger joints though.
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                    • sourtwist
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 11-10-12
                      • 9364

                      #11
                      This thread should have had a warning before opening
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                      • CountNo_Account
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-04-12
                        • 3410

                        #12
                        Cowgirl would absolutely crush you, body and soul...
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                        • JMobile
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-21-10
                          • 19074

                          #13
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                          • Dilo
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-01-13
                            • 1384

                            #14
                            She probaly give unbelievable head.
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81450

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sourtwist
                              This thread should have had a warning before opening
                              Why twister?
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                              • Big Bear
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-01-11
                                • 43253

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dilo
                                She probaly give unbelievable head.
                                Dilo gets it.
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                                • sourtwist
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-10-12
                                  • 9364

                                  #17
                                  Because I've never seen something so fat being photographed, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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                                  • BigDofBA
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-30-09
                                    • 19313

                                    #18
                                    How do you take that home?

                                    Cargo plane?
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                                    • TheMoneyShot
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-14-07
                                      • 28672

                                      #19
                                      "This girl hits on you at the bar... what do you do?"


                                      Um... can she even fit inside the bar?
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                                      • Da Manster!
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-13-07
                                        • 17720

                                        #20
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81450

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                          I knew it.
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                                          • downsouth
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-13-11
                                            • 11580

                                            #22
                                            If Im liquored up and I got trailer hooked up to truck then probably.
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                              "This girl hits on you at the bar... what do you do?"


                                              Um... can she even fit inside the bar?
                                              Originally posted by downsouth
                                              If Im liquored up and I got trailer hooked up to truck then probably.


                                              You guys are mean.
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                                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-08-14
                                                • 14988

                                                #24
                                                Would TT take her home?

                                                Though with the new girl in his life, it may not be possible.
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                                                • blankoblanco
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-18-11
                                                  • 3499

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by hankcream
                                                  Her face isn't too bad, so If I had enough alcohol I might be game.
                                                  Haven't you heard about the 2015 whiskey shortage? There isn't enough.
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                                                  • chipper
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-07-10
                                                    • 1994

                                                    #26
                                                    Yikes!!!
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                                                    • badgerguy
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-21-13
                                                      • 2281

                                                      #27
                                                      Hell yea, she gives good head. What more could a guy want?
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                                                      • The Giant
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-21-12
                                                        • 21480

                                                        #28
                                                        So to recap...

                                                        Bruce came out as Caitlyn, and Diggity came out as a chubby chaser.
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #29
                                                          get me one of those supersized f'n dumptrucks and a crane to load her up......

                                                          on a serious note, it reminds me of what pauly shore once said..... "you see her come into the bar, and you say 'look at that pig!', but at the end of the night, as you're leaving with her, 'yah, but she's my pig'!"

                                                          the sheer embarrassment of being seen leaving with her would keep most from even considering it.......
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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43558

                                                            #30
                                                            and lastly, can you imagine the chinese workers making that "sexy" lingerie she's wearing in those sizes.... laughing their asses off, I'm sure..........
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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-30-08
                                                              • 81450

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                              and lastly, can you imagine the chinese workers making that "sexy" lingerie she's wearing in those sizes.... laughing their asses off, I'm sure..........
                                                              Donker its an honor to have May's Poster of the month posting in this thread.
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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43558

                                                                #32
                                                                HEY, how can I NOT post on a thread that is based on a woman who holds her third very substantial "fat roll" down from her , the one right above her pubic region, with a firm grip in both hands like she's showing you the goods.......

                                                                granted, most men, and women for that matter, are at a loss of words when a woman poses holding a roll of fat like it's a badge of honor!

                                                                ps... I only got Poster of the Month because the MAN in my avatar put JJ in a trance with his lazy left eye.......
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                                                                • peacebyinches
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-13-10
                                                                  • 1112

                                                                  #33
                                                                  did anyone else see the first picture and think 'yeah, why wouldn't I hook up with this chick?' ... then scrolled down and vomited immediately?
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                                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                                    • 43558

                                                                    #34
                                                                    first time i ever heard a pair of panties actually scream:

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                                                                    • Dr.Gonzo
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-05-09
                                                                      • 4660

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                      HEY, how can I NOT post on a thread that is based on a woman who holds her third very substantial "fat roll" down from her , the one right above her pubic region, with a firm grip in both hands like she's showing you the goods.......

                                                                      granted, most men, and women for that matter, are at a loss of words when a woman poses holding a roll of fat like it's a badge of honor!

                                                                      ps... I only got Poster of the Month because the MAN in my avatar put JJ in a trance with his lazy left eye.......
                                                                      It's a symptom of the decline of society, as is the sideshow in your avatar.
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