Have you guys ever called a hooker...

[Antibet]

very young and pretty hooker... and instead of having sex with her, you read her a poetry and run your fingers through her long dark hair all night long, and whenever you touch her face, she leans towards your hand with her beautiful sad eyes becoming even more moist...

[BrickJames]

I call em and do the exact opposite of that.

[Dirty Sanchez]

very young and pretty hooker... and instead of having sex with her, you read her a poetry and run your fingers through her long dark hair all night long, and whenever you touch her face, she leans towards your hand with her beautiful sad eyes becoming even more moist...

Only guy who probably would do that is this guy:

[jjgold]

overrated

waste of money

[Spedizzo]

this thread is a perfect representation of SBRforums

[Antibet]

You guys are just a bunch of horny penguins, that's what you are

[Big Bear]

lol

[Ghenghis Kahn]

op you're fukking gay.

[GUMMO77]

That's an expensive way to get your poetry heard. Why not go to an open mic night at some used bookstore and read your poetry to the rest of the sexless people ........ for free!

[Jimmy Proffett]

I do that sometimes with hookers. And when I go to poetry meetings they turn into anal gang-bangs. What a crazy round ball we live on

[GUMMO77]

I do that sometimes with hookers. And when I go to poetry meetings they turn into anal gang-bangs. What a crazy round ball we live on

[Booya711]

Hookers call me...

[themike78]

You pay girls to have sex with you. Dam that sucks.

[Booya711]

You pay girls to have sex with you. Dam that sucks.

No...we pay them to leave...

[ridindirty]

You pay girls to have sex with you. Dam that sucks.

We pay them for their time. What happened a behind close doors, well...

[Smoke]

Only guy who probably would do that is this guy:

[ATTACH]81513[/ATTACH]

Saer nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ByeShea]

very young and pretty hooker... and instead of having sex with her, you read her a poetry and run your fingers through her long dark hair all night long, and whenever you touch her face, she leans towards your hand with her beautiful sad eyes becoming even more moist...

Yes! Well worth paying out extra dough. Don't forget the scented candles.

[nyplayer33]

My friend dg I'd other day girl was hot wanted 300 for bj n swallow..um no

[Auto Donk]

very young and pretty hooker... and instead of having sex with her, you read her a poetry and run your fingers through her long dark hair all night long, and whenever you touch her face, she leans towards your hand with her beautiful sad eyes becoming even more moist...

i suspect you may be needing a "call guy"

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I call them and buy an hour of their time to use the carpool lane.

[Antibet]

i suspect you may be needing a "call guy"

I need a call penguin. He never called me back! What if he lost my phone number? What if he tried to call during the ten seconds when I was ordering dinner and he got a busy signal?? What if my phone is broken???

[PaperTrail07]

buddy has....not really my style...they showed...he went upstairs...I gave one 20$ just for showing up and lit a blunt...lol....Bad all around scene IMHO.....

[SharpAngles]

Only poster here I could see doing this would be biter.

But the ho would have to be VERY young, VERY pretty and most important VERY Asian!

[PaperTrail07]

DROPS the MIC

No...we pay them to leave...

[Auto Donk]

stick the phone receiver (if it's the old fashion type that connects the ear piece to the voice mic and has about a seven inch plastic handle in between the two) up your ass until he calls back.........