If A Girl Asks You If You Want To Wear A Condom, Is It A Trick Question?

[yydouble]

Picked up this hot Asian chick with big fake last night. We went back to her place and she just attacked me! After a nice little suckie suckie, she layed back on the bed, spread her legs, looked up at me and said, "Condom, or no condom?"

Was that some sort of trick question?

[cashin81]

that was for her (him)

[Auto Donk]

Picked up this hot Asian chick with big fake last night. We went back to her place and she just attacked me! After a nice little suckie suckie, she layed back on the bed, spread her legs, looked up at me and said, "Condom, or no condom?"

Was that some sort of trick question?

not really a trick question..... she's just seeing how "safe" you are.....

always answer this with "sure, condom".... one of two things will then happen: 1. she'll hop right on bareback because she naively thinks you always use protection and thus are safe; or 2. she, or you, will put a condom on your crank (now she really is convinced you are safe), and within ten minutes she'll pull that bad boy off you to get the feeling she really wants.....

I hope you have enough game not to have filled it in the 5-10 minutes you go thru this charade.......

ps..... hopefully it's option one, otherwise her poontang is gonna smell like a rubber the rest of the session even after the rubber is laying in a crumpled heap on the floor beside the bed.....

[Big Bear]

and what did u do?

i always raw dog

i hate condoms

[jjgold]

Be careful girls trying to trap you in getting pregnant and then you're buried for life and she owned you

[Ghenghis Kahn]

how much did she charge?

[gauchojake]

and what did u do?

i always raw dog

i hate condoms

your wife lets you raw dog?

[Auto Donk]

Be careful girls trying to trap you in getting pregnant and then you're buried for life and she owned you

chick must be pretty hard up -- or flat out fckin' ignorant -- if she's trying to trap a guy for 784 sbr betpoints.....

[jjgold]

Lol
Classic

[yydouble]

I said no condom, and she just said ok! I pulled out and shot all over her neck and , they were really nice big brand new fakies!

Now that I have thought about it the weird thing was I couldn't decipher at the moment whether she was asking for my opinion or if I had a condom. When she added, "or no condom" it really made me feel like it was my choice and might be some sort of trick.
I really think she was just being polite, gotta love Asian women! They are so much nicer than white or even Spanish girls.

[jjgold]

double good one

I love these threads man

[PaperTrail07]

I hate new fake ...all fuckn swollen near their neck....ladies need to take a month before bringing her friends out in public IMO...

[Auto Donk]

you dummy, the price went up from $150 bucks (with condom) to $300 (without)

ps... good job on the pearl necklace.... ZZ Top would be proud!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Seems like nobody is afraid of stds now-a-days.

[Auto Donk]

what is this "std" you speak of?

isn't that the logo richard petty had on his car for years????

[tony_come]

These threads why I come to the saloon, gets me horny

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Toniest do you fukk with or without rubbers?

[tony_come]

Triest I preferred my partner to wear rubbers

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Triest I preferred my partner to wear rubbers

[ByeShea]

she layed back on the bed, spread her legs, looked up at me and said, "Condom, or no condom?"

Answer: Roll over.