Becoming a member of SRB should involve a test

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  • Buckandadime
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-21-15
    • 8847

    #1
    Becoming a member of SRB should involve a test
    It should absolutely involve a psychiatric test. Just like (as I believe for most) a test before your allowed to pro-create.. Too many dumbasses I the world. Don't continue your dumbass legacy.
  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-08-14
    • 14988

    #2
    I wouldn't have anywhere to post.
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    • Vegas39
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-22-11
      • 30686

      #3
      some people just shouldn't be around computers


      Get the right computer - 1
      Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
      Tech support: OK, You've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
      Customer: Yeah....

      Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
      Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....

      Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
      Get the right computer - 2
      Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
      Female customer: A white one...
      Change of Mind
      Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.'
      Advisor: 'I will remove them for you.'

      Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?'
      Step 1...
      Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
      Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?

      Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
      Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

      Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it into the computer yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
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      • Buckandadime
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 04-21-15
        • 8847

        #4
        Originally posted by Vegas39
        some people just shouldn't be around computers


        Get the right computer - 1
        Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
        Tech support: OK, You've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
        Customer: Yeah....

        Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
        Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....

        Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
        Get the right computer - 2
        Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
        Female customer: A white one...
        Change of Mind
        Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.'
        Advisor: 'I will remove them for you.'

        Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?'
        Step 1...
        Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
        Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?

        Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
        Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

        Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it into the computer yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
        My point exactly!
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        • Booya711
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-20-11
          • 27329

          #5
          There would only be about 5 of us but I'm ok with it.
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          • Triple_D_Bet
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-12-11
            • 7626

            #6
            Originally posted by Booya711
            There would only be about 5 of us but I'm ok with it.
            More than that...if they let us in this place, it's not because we passed
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Most of us are good guys in person don't judge what people write on a gambling forum
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              • Ralphie Halves
                SBR MVP
                • 12-13-09
                • 4507

                #8
                If you misspell SBR in the title, do you automatically fail?
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                • TheMoneyShot
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-14-07
                  • 28672

                  #9
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
                    If you misspell SBR in the title, do you automatically fail?
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                    • gauchojake
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 09-17-10
                      • 34116

                      #11
                      If you are looking for a lean and spell it lien, you're in
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                      • chipper
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-07-10
                        • 1994

                        #12
                        Yeah but the dumb asses (me probably being amongst them!) are what makes this site so much fun to visit each day!
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                        • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-08-14
                          • 14988

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
                          If you misspell SBR in the title, do you automatically fail?
                          But i Need SBF

                          without it I have nothing
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                          • Triple_D_Bet
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-12-11
                            • 7626

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gauchojake
                            If you are looking for a lean and spell it lien, you're in
                            If you take the leans here too seriously, you'll end up with the other one too
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                            • Buckandadime
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 04-21-15
                              • 8847

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
                              If you misspell SBR in the title, do you automatically fail?
                              Again, I say, psychiatric test...lol
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                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-08-14
                                • 14988

                                #16
                                I failed.
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  VIDEO FILE:

                                  From the SBR archives, taken on the date SBR originally "opened it's doors" to the "founding members" (depicted below).

                                  (SBR was originally "opened" out of the trunk of some Costa Rican's car), and the "founding members" took applications from that local, a box full of the trendy "circle shaped" applications was in the trunk:

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