Random thought of the day

[stevenash]

My puppy dog "Zippy" is taking a nap on my sofa next to me and is cutting farts in his sleep that smell like rotten eggs and is literally bringing tears to my eyes.

[Big Bear]

My puppy dog "Zippy" is taking a nap on my sofa next to me and is cutting farts in his sleep that smell like rotten eggs and is literally bringing tears to my eyes.

[chipper]

Yeah, what's it with dog farts? My mutt can literally clear a room.

[Auto Donk]

what the hell are you feeding them?

[Kermit]

My dog is almost 7 and when she farts, she still surprises herself. She'll look back at her ass like "What the fukk was that?"

[jtoler]

I'll get my boy Vick to take care of that for you, what did you say your address was again.