On our way back from court yesterday, my son and I -- no, it wasn't "take your kid to work day", but rather "represent your kid in court day" -- stopped by, at his request, the military supply store just north of downtown on I-45 "just to look around."
they have these f'n stun guns there, and so, in light of recent threats from JJ Gold that I'd better "watch my back" in Vegas if he's within 50 feet of me, and the realization that I don't have eyes available to watch said back, I purchased one.
not sure how powerful these things truly are, but with all the shit that can crop up on the strip and in the casinos -- and a coked-up, scrubs wearing psycho on the loose at any given time -- I figured it can't hurt to have a 10,000 watt stungun on my person at all times......
so now, the saying that is often heard at the poker tables in vegas, i.e., "DON'T FUK WITH THE DONK!!!", is now equally applicable to all areas in Vegas where The Donk is known to roam.........
and who am I kidding, after watching that video of that hot chick in a bikini gettin' tazed in the ass, I'm sure I'll whip this badboy out in DonkLand's bedroom suite at some point to give Ms. Donk a little something extra in the ass, as well............ hell, in the heat of the moment I might even yell out for Ms. Donk to reach back as I'm doin' her doggystyle and shock my own balls with it as I'm coming to see how that feels!
they have these f'n stun guns there, and so, in light of recent threats from JJ Gold that I'd better "watch my back" in Vegas if he's within 50 feet of me, and the realization that I don't have eyes available to watch said back, I purchased one.
not sure how powerful these things truly are, but with all the shit that can crop up on the strip and in the casinos -- and a coked-up, scrubs wearing psycho on the loose at any given time -- I figured it can't hurt to have a 10,000 watt stungun on my person at all times......
so now, the saying that is often heard at the poker tables in vegas, i.e., "DON'T FUK WITH THE DONK!!!", is now equally applicable to all areas in Vegas where The Donk is known to roam.........
and who am I kidding, after watching that video of that hot chick in a bikini gettin' tazed in the ass, I'm sure I'll whip this badboy out in DonkLand's bedroom suite at some point to give Ms. Donk a little something extra in the ass, as well............ hell, in the heat of the moment I might even yell out for Ms. Donk to reach back as I'm doin' her doggystyle and shock my own balls with it as I'm coming to see how that feels!
