Last year my friend Alfred pranked me. He called me from Nova Scotia and said he won $500,000 and that he is coming to pick me up and go to Vegas. I actually packed my bags, called sick into work, and went to the airport to meet him. I waited there 4 hours and then he sent me a selfie laughing. Havent spoken to him since but if i did i would break his teeth
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Guess they dont celebrate it in USA?Comment -
And all of this time I pictured you and Alfred like the Green Hornet and Kato.Comment -
Once. It WAS NOT funny.
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Yep. One year gf told me she was pregnant; I didnt even realize it was April 1st so I believed herComment -
April 1st used to be opening day in MLBComment -
A couple years ago a girl I knew said she would sleep with me. She was a long time friend and smokin hot. Couldn't believe I was getting a chance with a babe like her I wanted to nail her for the longest time she told me to meet her in my room once I heard that I ran upstairs And started undressing I immediately took all my clothes off and began to touch myself to get hard so I would be prepared once she came up.I heard her comin up the stairs I was beyond excited and expected her to have changed Into some sexy lingerie but nope she came up with a sign that said April fools. Story of my life haven't had sex in forever not to mention I was beyond pissed because I did all that work to get my wiener hard unrealComment -
April fools gets old when you get older... Or for some when you mature. When more is on the line when you get older and they get more personal. I guess I just don't get the day.Comment
