thought this was a new thread....... see that it's not; my two best "period related" stories are already set forth above.........
recently, my wife was embarrassed to leave L'berge Casino, as she "started" at about 4.am., two hours into a pretty torrid session......
by the time we realized it, there was enough blood spread around that room to look as if three people had been murdered via machete in there........
bloody palm prints above the head board on the wall, bloody ice trays in the mini-fridge, blood on the toilet handles, etc....
had to request a two hour late checkout just to make it look like only one person had been killed in there.....
recently, my wife was embarrassed to leave L'berge Casino, as she "started" at about 4.am., two hours into a pretty torrid session......
by the time we realized it, there was enough blood spread around that room to look as if three people had been murdered via machete in there........
bloody palm prints above the head board on the wall, bloody ice trays in the mini-fridge, blood on the toilet handles, etc....
had to request a two hour late checkout just to make it look like only one person had been killed in there.....