#1 Thing Guys Lie About Is Women Sex Partners

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hookers???

Nah of course does not count

Thats fake sex

Jacking off is fake sex.

[Antibet]

Antibet you have not been with 100

Yes, I have.

Most of them are "soft hookers", though. Their grandmas get sick all the time, and they all have roommates who are simply nuts and get into troubles and car accidents all the time and they need money to bail them out. Their landlords are just plain assholes as well - sometimes they ask for rent before payment is due!

[jjgold]

I don't know if soft hookers count

It's hard to define that

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Yes, I have.

Most of them are "soft hookers", though. Their grandmas get sick all the time, and they all have roommates who are simply nuts and get into troubles and car accidents all the time and they need money to bail them out. Their landlords are just plain assholes as well - sometimes they ask for rent before payment is due!

You have known 100 girls in situations such as these???

Where in the fuk do you live???

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

When will SBR book hang o/u on number of women Booya sleeps with in week?

[Booya711]

When will SBR book hang o/u on number of women Booya sleeps with in week?

"Soft" hookers Mo

Whatever the fukk they are??

[jjgold]

+550 if a SBR poster everyone combined gets laid once per week

It is the hardest thing in the world

easier to hit a 7 team parlay

[manny24]

Antibetter won this thread

[Antibet]

You have known 100 girls in situations such as these???

Where in the fuk do you live???

I'm on business trips to Ukraine every year since 2009, stay there for at least 6 month. I'm in Heathrow airport right now, btw, on my way to Ukraine - so will hit 200 for sure by the end of this year

[Antibet]

You have known 100 girls in situations such as these???

That's what women do for living everywhere in the world - they lie non stop

[jjgold]

What is a mans dream??

To get laid for free

game over

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I'm on business trips to Ukraine every year since 2009, stay there for at least 6 month. I'm in Heathrow airport right now, btw, on my way to Ukraine - so will hit 200 for sure by the end of this year

Well... I'm sold

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

What percentage of posters have never paid for sex?

5%?

Less?

[theclutch7]

at a bar?

[theclutch7]

women todat, hate men, like the 70's... all over again, they dress for each other.

[theclutch7]

theclutch7

who cares! so what does this have to do with betting sports!?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I don't know if soft hookers count

It's hard to define that

Whats a soft hooker?

[packerd_00]

What is a mans dream??

To get laid for free

game over

No guy gets laid for free,always a catch.

[pavyracer]

What is a mans dream??

To get laid for free

game over

Keep dreaming Mr. Clean

[GUMMO77]

Wilt like numbers for me.

[GUMMO77]

What percentage of posters have never paid for sex?

5%?

Less?

moar~

[jjgold]

Booya sends a lot of cash to get laid

[Booya711]

Booya sends a lot of cash to get laid

Some by the hour some free...no shame in my game man

[innovation]

#1 Thing Guys Lie About Is Women Sex Partners


this begs the question

how many dudes Choco starfish have u tapped mr?

[Auto Donk]

I have been with 15 chicks since Monday

sure, and it' not even Easter yet............

[Auto Donk]

What is a mans dream??

To get laid for free

game over

Hey JJ, did this "babe" you're underneath in the photo below count as two chicks in your ledger????

actually, I'd be ok with you counting her as 3, maybe even 3 1/2.....

at least her feet look small and sexy!!!

well, except for the filth on the bottom of them...........

[Auto Donk]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ng-cougar.html

classic, epic fail by Pavy on the "would u bang" thread............ OUCH.......

WOW,.......... i still get a kick outta that one..............

[Dilo]

All of the females I bang have told me that I am the best they ever had.....who else can claim that?

[Auto Donk]

only 326 of my 329 told me that......... one night the beyatch had "robin box"..... ie, her wah-jheeen smelled like a three-day old dead robin; not gonna score hi marks with that one fo sho

another was just too damn big.......... online photos we're deceiving, she'd put on an extra 50-60 lbs minimum..... I tried to get started, but between the sour body cheese odor and the all-out sweat she was bustin out into, coupled with cigarette breath (profile said non-smoker), cellulite indentions that filled with sweat to form little puddled "sweat lakes" such that I thought I was in Minnesota in the "land of a thousand little sweat lakes" that came to life on that huge ass and back fat rolls, and the monotonous groans she was letting out each time I smashed that back wall behind her cervix, there simply wasn't enough viagra in the state of Texas for me to get it up for her...........

last one was just a cold fish during my law school days; she laid there without moving a bit, no emotion, must've been raped by a family member.......... funny thing is, she tried to say I knocked her up....... two problems with that assessment.... first, i used a condom (low milage on that bad boy she was so bad), and second, I never even got near the prospect of unleashing hate paste during our ordeal...... I mean, even giving her the full donk cunnilingus "usually gauranteed multi-O's" treatment, she barely made a sound and seemed very self-conscious, no matter how many bullshit compliments i paid her; no matter what technique (light pressure on the clit, medium, hard, try to suck it right off her, twirl circles around it, light tip o' the tongue tappin it, whatever, that f'n clit must have had a labotomy)....... hysterical thing is, she still wanted to go out after the whole "it's your baby" thing blew over...... never saw her again

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

All of the females I bang have told me that I am the best they ever had.....who else can claim that?

Both of them!?!!
Just breaking your balls...

one night the beyatch had "robin box"..... ie, her wah-jheeen smelled like a three-day old dead robin;

Donk,

What in the fuk is going on here. Dead Robin?

[Auto Donk]

"Soft" hookers Mo

Whatever the fukk they are??

most soft hookers are the prettier trannies..... they are on so much estrogen they can't get it up, and their shriveling kahks thus stay "SOFT".....

SURPRISED anyone here copped to bangin' those soft-kahked tranny babes

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, how many whales have you nailed?

[katstale]

Donk, you are lucky to be alive given that flesh tsunami u survived!

[Auto Donk]

Both of them!?!!
Just breaking your balls...



Donk,

What in the fuk is going on here. Dead Robin?

when i was but a mere tyke, some how a robin -- the bird -- wound up dead in a neighbor's yard (i probably shot it with my trusty Red Ryder BB gun), and no cat ate it..... after 2-3 days, damn thing started to stink up the place.....

fast forward to 1987 or 88, I'm in law school, my cousin and I hook up with these two chicks...... actually, i know ive told this story on the board before (search robin box or robinbox), b/c her side kick was Ol' Flappin' Gash............ nevertheless, this babe Im with is hot as shit, so I can't wait to go down on her and bang the shit out of her back at their place......

well, as I peel down her panties, I get a whiff of something that takes me back to my child hood...........

u guessed it, the smell of a robin that' been dead on a neighbor's lawn for three days.........

met her again 20 yrs later on yahoo personals in houston, goofy broad finds me on the site but doesn't put it together that I'm the same guy from s. tex that banged her 20 years or so earlier....... you know me, i had to see if she still stank........ so i dove in after martini's at Zimm's in houston, and all be damn: the Curse of the Robin Box was lifted; she had no feminine hygene problem later in life...........

but the phrase "robin box" has stayed around for decades now, and generally describes any woman with a putrid smelling vag..........

in telling this story years later to my fiance (later to be first wife) and a friend of hers, the friend blurts out "I think I have robin box!!!!" I say, rather matter of factly, "trust me, if you THINK you do, you definitely do!"

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Donker, how many whales have you nailed?

I would not fuk with those things... holy fuk.