llama capturing strategies............

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isis/isil/al quaeda/n korea/syria/iran nuclear plans/west african diesease/global icing over/beheadings/aid/putin's "dr evilish" desires/ukraine women forced into porn, etc....

clearly, the world has it far too easy, and none of the foregoing is causing enough havoc or stress in the world, when the lead fckin' story on most every news channel in the US is "llama drama"

fck i wish those lamas had at least gotten to fuk up a human or two before being lassoed....

[Big Bear]

why dont they just let it be free?

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dammit big bear..... have u never heard about why humans have to control animals......

if you let these two f'n llamas run wild, they'll rapidly overpopulate and destroy all their habitat, therefore we have to kill them

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

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they should've brought that sheep fukker from northern california in; he'd have wined and dined those llamas, gave em some "satisfaction", and the whole ordeal would've been difused......

and really, where the fuk are Jaxson Galaxy or Cesar Millan when you need them..... or does cat/dog whispering translate over into controlling crazed llamas?

[brooks85]

beast mode activated

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i just now realized that fukweed in the video is TASING that fuckin' llama............ jeeze, what the fuk is wrong with people..... you don't taze a fukin lama!!!

no wonder they couldn't catch the fukker for three hours after that!

[Big Bear]

beast mode activated

just like Marshawn Lynch

once you hit him he just gets pissed off and runs harder.

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reminds me of when these cops decided to tase the family pet:

lol... "normal operating procedure" to return the dog to his family.................. "so long as he doesn't have a record"

are you f'n kiddin me?!?!?! who needs comedy central when you have cops making statements; i haven't laffed that hard all f'n week!!!!

personally, I'm fukked, as my cat has a long rap sheet..........

edit: whoa!!!! after rewatching that vid, the dog should have beat the rap, as he was clearly entrapped; ie, they had that black cop walking back and forth in front of him til the f'n mexi-dog -- all mexidogs hate black people -- snapped......

[Big Bear]

man fukk that cop.

that dog was just protecting its family.

"The act it self just justify taking him in"

bullshit.

[TasalTime]

just like Marshawn Lynch

once you hit him he just gets pissed off and runs harder.

LOL, good one...

On topic: true the world may have a slew of bigger problems at the moment but at the same time what can most people really do about it? You can't handle the problems in the East or nuclear arms or whichever if you don't live there or until you actually are involved in some activity that directly relates to that, which most people just aren't.

Sensitive issue maybe can't be solved by a few million random people that can't agree on simple things. It's called "mass hysteria" and "mindless mob" for a reason. So in a way it makes sense that the "news" focuses on events that are "new" in whichever demographic listen to them.

Maybe we CAN slowly end up solving all our problems in time, if everyone keeps cool and works their job, make cool stuff and just live their lives. So you can't exactly have llamas just wandering around the urban jungle, it messes with people's minds, deep questions start getting asked and it all starts becoming surreal really fast! It's easier to tell what you need to do when some dude is pointing a gun at you than when you get stared down by a llama. Shit's eerie...

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well, ive seen many an episode of Cops with some donut pillaging fatass cop gettin dusted by some young thug; maybe we should let llamas take over policing our communities....

they obviously can out run our present forces, can spit far more accurately than the present force of barney's fifes can shoot, and they hate black people even more than the most racist of mark furman type cops!!!!!

[TasalTime]

well, ive seen many an episode of Cops with some donut pillaging fatass cop gettin dusted by some young thug; maybe we should let llamas take over policing our communities....

they obviously can out run our present forces, can spit far more accurately than the present force of barney's fifes can shoot, and they hate black people even more than the most racist of mark furman type cops!!!!!

llamas the new police dogs?! BRILLIANT! That will strike more fear into people's hearts!

Good insight on the superior law enforcement prowess of the llama, but you still need humans around because llama's can't handcuff. A technical problem, sure, but it just bloats up the police budget even more.