Forgot My Subway in the Wallet Today... What's the Chance Somebody Gives it Back?

[Eddy Munny]

So I occasionally like to go to this bar called "The Wallet." It's a great place to pick up chicks. It's actually called "The Fuzzy Wallet" but it's rather common to abbreviate the moniker. So anyways, I'm feeling a bit of the ole hunger pangs and decided to grab a footlong club from Subway and kick it at the bar. This was early afternoon so it wasn't exactly booming but I enjoy the atmosphere and I love the in house beer selection as it goes great with food.

Well, long story short, I find out my car is getting towed and, after paying my small tab, make a mad dash out to the lot to see what the hell is going on, leaving my sandwich behind. After a whole lot of needless hassling, I get the ordeal squared away and just decide to call it a day and run some errands before heading home.

Oops, my Subway. Arrgh!!! I did happen to leave my phone number with the sandwich... it's a really weird superstition of mine, but I like having rituals to provide structure to my day. I am really nervous, I had this sandwich for about 15 minutes and never lost it up til the point at which I did.

Has anyone had any good luck before with this?

[Ebe]

Im sorry to say the odds of you getting it back are the odds of me penetrating my boss in her ass in the office tomorrow

Hope you get it back

[Eddy Munny]

I hope I get it back too.

[grease lightnin]

Why would you want it back? Whoever took it would just spit in it if they gave it back.

[Kermit]

Holy shit. I have found the stupidest thread in the history of the internet.

Someone call Guinness.

[Eddy Munny]

What do you expect a lager company to do about it?

Kermit's such an idiot.

[Seaweed]

LOL

[Kermit]

What do you expect a lager company to do about it?

Kermit's such an idiot.

Dumbfukk, I know this is a mock thread about seaweed's thread. Only problem is that it is COMPLETELY unfunny and not clever at all. It is actually quite amateurish.

[Eddy Munny]

Dumbfukk, I know this is a mock thread about seaweed's thread. Only problem is that it is COMPLETELY unfunny and not clever at all. It is actually quite amateurish.

Kermit, it's okay. You don't need to view every single one of your personal failures as a direct threat to your very existence.

It's obvious you only put the pieces together after your original post, and are now waging a small campaign in the name of damage control.

You are pathetically obsessed with not looking like an idiot, which, ironically, is often the reason you do.

Kermit's modus operandi is as follows:

1. Say something stupid

2. Realize, in hindsight, he said something stupid

3. Sound the fvkking emergency bells and rush to the scene of the debacle to try and save face

4. Ultimately, look even more stupid

5. Rinse and repeat

[Kermit]

It's obvious you only put the pieces together after your original post, and are now waging a small campaign in the name of damage control.

Yes, it is obvious that I didn't see the Seaweed thread that was made earlier the same the and had a dozen replies by the time you made this thread.

[Eddy Munny]

Operation Damage Control carries on... Does Kermit ever have a clue?

For what it's worth, I never even made mention of you not knowing this thread was a parody... not once. You simply panicked when you found out it was, and rushed back in here to proclaim you knew all along. Well, congratulations... no one said otherwise, but your anxious need to make the non-sequitur now compels one to beg the question, right?

In other words, your insecurity gave you away.

Like I said, you're pathetically obsessed with not looking like an idiot. Poor guy. Find another hobby.

[Auto Donk]

Wow.... i thought this thread was going to be about trying to sneak your sandwich into prison via your "jailhouse wallet", then forgetting about it until it was too late (ie, you flushed)